Heaven forbid we'd have to incur the wrath of the "Spoiler Patrol" who are constantly scouring the planet and the world wide interweb for people trying to disperse knowledge which is hours, sometimes days, old.
Help control the population of Avenging Unicorns. Arm yourselves accordingly.
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."-Nick Faldo
"I'm as frustrated as a mosquito in a mannequin factory."-Larry The Cable Guy