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Soniq Ball Review
« on: June 09, 2018, 11:44:08 PM »
Hello just here to do a small ball review on the storm soniq.The soniq has r2s cover stock and 1500 finish pearl.Im a huge face of the hole iq series of balls,best balls ever made from storm,when the iq fusion was taking off it was very hard to find a replacement for that ball,then hear they were coming out with the soniq.This ball is just as good or even better then the fusion,ive had alot of succes with the fusion now its time to have alot of succes with the soniq.With the pearl cover stock i see alot better cleaner threw the fronts and tons of down lane reaction,a ball i would go to later in the block.This ball i have seen alot of people have and are very huge fans of this ball.If you are a big iq fan dont wait get you soniq today.


 

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 06:33:14 PM »
WOW!!!!!! That has sooooo many grammatical errors that I sure hope you are not on staff.  If you are, you surely need to have someone proofread your work before you post it.

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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 06:41:13 PM »
WOW!!!!!! That has sooooo many grammatical errors that I sure hope you are not on staff.  If you are, you surely need to have someone proofread your work before you post it.

With the time of post and simple grammatical errors, I don't think they live in the US or have English as their first language
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 07:18:46 PM »
...or is the typical product of an American High School education.  ::)


I interviewed several kids last year with a Computer Science degree. Their writing skills were less than desirable.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2018, 09:42:15 AM »
Yea I agree with Milo, this doesn’t read as an English as a second language to situation to me. This reads as a poorly educated American struggling to put sentences together.

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Pretty easy detective work, his name is attached to other reviews he’s posted on this site. He’s a US-based Storm pro shop staff member named Daniel Skitt. My opinion is that it’s unlikely that English is his second language.

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2018, 11:42:30 AM »
Yea I agree with Milo, this doesn’t read as an English as a second language to situation to me. This reads as a poorly educated American struggling to put sentences together.

EDIT:
Pretty easy detective work, his name is attached to other reviews he’s posted on this site. He’s a US-based Storm pro shop staff member named Daniel Skitt. My opinion is that it’s unlikely that English is his second language.

You nailed it. He's just really that shitty at English.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 08:57:10 AM »
He's actually French-Canadian, so believe it or not, in this case English really is his second language . . lol call off the dogs.  There are efforts being made to tighten up the staff ranks . .
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 09:55:29 AM »
He's actually French-Canadian, so believe it or not, in this case English really is his second language . . lol call off the dogs.  There are efforts being made to tighten up the staff ranks . .

So in French, a run-on sentence is not a grammatical error? How about proper nouns, are those not capitalized in French?

Just asking as I don't speak French. Hell, being born and raised in Alabama, I barely speak English.  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 01:58:47 PM »
When I think of bowler, the last thing I think of is wordsmith.

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2018, 03:30:35 PM »
When I think of bowler, the last thing I think of is wordsmith.

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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2018, 04:05:31 PM »
When I think of bowler, the last thing I think of is wordsmith.

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Re: Soniq Ball Review
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2018, 05:14:30 PM »
Guess we can translate it back to French and read it again.

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Bonjour juste ici pour faire une petite revue de balle sur la tempête soniq.The soniq a stock de couverture r2s et 1500 finition pearl.Im un énorme visage du trou iq série de balles, meilleures balles jamais faites de tempête, quand la fusion iq prenait il était très difficile de trouver un remplaçant pour cette balle, puis entendre qu'ils sortaient avec le soniq.Cette balle est tout aussi bonne ou même mieux que la fusion, ive avait beaucoup de succès avec la fusion maintenant son temps d'avoir beaucoup de succès avec le soniq.Avec le stock de couverture de perle je vois beaucoup mieux nettoyeur jeté les fronts et des tonnes de réaction de voie en bas, une balle je voudrais aller à plus tard dans le bloc.Cette balle j'ai vu beaucoup de gens ont et sont très énormes les fans de cette balle.Si vous êtes un grand fan d'iq n'attendez pas vous obtenez soniq aujourd'hui.

And translate that back to English, Didn't translate well.

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Hello right here to do a little review of ball on the storm soniq.The soniq has stock cover r2s and 1500 pearl.Iml finish a huge face of the hole iq series of bullets, best bullets ever made of storm, when the merger iq took it was very difficult to find a substitute for this ball, then hear that they were coming out with the soniq.This ball is just as good or even better than the fusion, ive was very successful with the merger now its time to have a lot of success with the soniq.With the pearl cover stock I see much better cleaner thrown the fronts and tons of lane down reaction, a ball I would like to go to later in the block.This ball I saw a lot many people have and are very huge fans of this ball. If you are a big fan of iq do not wait you get soniq today.

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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2018, 06:23:21 PM »
Even Google can recognize a proper noun...for the most part.  ;D
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