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Title: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Zman on September 08, 2003, 10:36:37 AM
Come one come all see the sucker fish the amazing Pin Kisser claw it out with Mike DeSucketh for last place. It's not pretty but it's like a horrible train wreck.
You just cannot stop watching. I know I'm hooked.

Next week the new and improved Vegas style over/under proposition odds.

For now post them here ladies and so far sucking gentlemen.
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Zman
He who bowls last, he's an anchor.
And that's not always a good thing.
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: pchee2 on September 09, 2003, 02:14:17 AM
HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE!  The Peach may, since the men just can't cut the mustard here, have to show up and put the stompin to the ladies and show them their role........in the kitchen where they are supposed to be!

My league begins this week as does the pain I exert on you.  Its called Peachnification and without lube, it HURTS!  Get ready to bow down to the greatness that is me.  




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pchee2<~~~strokin the ball with cranker revs and spraying the lanes for an average of a buck 62.  This guy is full of STUFF!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Strider on September 09, 2003, 02:50:20 AM
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Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: pchee2 on September 09, 2003, 03:04:22 AM
LOL.  Who cares about spares, spares are for wimps!  Its a new season and with this new season comes new acronyms.  This years acronym is CPS - Chicks Per Strike!  Its no longer CPL because there are no chicks in league but when I start stringing them the chicks will flock to the strikeness that is me.  I strike in bowling and I strike it with the chicks.   Either way you have it I am just one "Striking" type of guy.  

Oh and I did join a summer league and guess what I averaged in bowling, yes I did, I averaged 162!  I can't wait til its up on bowl.com because it was a santioned league to boot!  Whoooohooooooo!


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pchee2<~~~strokin the ball with cranker revs and spraying the lanes for an average of a buck 62.  This guy is full of STUFF!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ThongPrincess on September 09, 2003, 03:35:46 AM
Welcome back Peach!  

I started my Monday scratch league.  Second shif took some getting use to the drier condition.  It is also a new house for me.  174-183-255=612  I think I'm going to like it there
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To err is human to be thonged is divine
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 09, 2003, 08:11:32 AM
I guess there is a new fish at the bottom........Last night sucked.
107 153 154 = 414
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Ed

Iconn 300
Hyde

Saint George Utah
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 09, 2003, 09:46:12 AM
quote:
It is also a new house for me.  174-183-255=612  I think I'm going to like it there

TP, it looks like you are trying to jump clear out of the barrel with your scores from last weeks plus this week!
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Michael DeSantis on September 09, 2003, 02:41:16 PM
Just wait til I learn how to bowl!!  Just how much time have you got to wait?  Grab a Snickers, it might be a while.....
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"Chopping Wood For over Two Decades"
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ThongPrincess on September 09, 2003, 03:10:14 PM
Thanks RooCat, it has been a great start in the two leagues 198 and 204.

I promised my coach I'd book 190 this year.  If I don't I am not allowed to say he's my coach, he's got a reputation to protect.  I did go from the 160's in 2002 to 180's in 2003.  I just hope the scoring continues, but who knows I may just find my way to the bottom one of these days
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To err is human to be thonged is divine
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 09, 2003, 10:20:40 PM
Welcome aboard, Ed!
You can take TP's place when we kick her out of the barrel for being too good!
I would like to help you out this week, but I need to save some face before pchee tries to take over my little yellow school bus again!

Like I keep saying, anyone can post high scores online, but it takes a real man to report the truth!

Good luck to all this week!

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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ThongPrincess on September 10, 2003, 01:51:11 AM
Hampster get a clue...this is for 185 and under book average.

PK don't say you're going to kick the Princess to the curb  Geezz and after I modeled those thongs for you, now you just kick me out of the barrel  I feel so used
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To err is human to be thonged is divine
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: HamPster on September 10, 2003, 02:37:05 AM
Uh!  Well nobody ever told me . .  It's not exactly self explanitory, it's here, I posted!!!
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Forget Ron Bahr, I know his hot wife . . and her hot daughter . . . .

Being in adult leagues teaches you many things.  

1.  You're not on top anymore, but there are a lot more people that suck worse than you do now.  

2.  The myth about the youths having an easier shot is NOT TRUE.  I'd have an entire ring collection if it was.  

3.  Drunk adults are a lot funnier than drunk youths.
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Strider on September 10, 2003, 04:13:44 AM
quote:
Uh!  Well nobody ever told me . .  It's not exactly self explanitory, it's here, I posted!!!
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Forget Ron Bahr, I know his hot wife . . and her hot daughter . . . .

Being in adult leagues teaches you many things.  

1.  You're not on top anymore, but there are a lot more people that suck worse than you do now.  

2.  The myth about the youths having an easier shot is NOT TRUE.  I'd have an entire ring collection if it was.  

3.  Drunk adults are a lot funnier than drunk youths.


Wrong Hampster.  As much as you're on here, you had to see the replies after you posted last week.

http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Replies.asp?TopicID=32585&ForumID=22&CategoryID=5

I've never needed an ignore list, but can we get something that chops off any signature longer than 2 lines?  
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Penn State Proud ......THB with loft
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: HamPster on September 10, 2003, 11:54:50 AM
Lol, I have to admit I didn't even read the thread after I posted.  There are too many of these online leagues to keep up with!!!  I post once, then I read the standings when they're posted.  Oh well, the Hamster will keep his head high . .
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Forget Ron Bahr, I know his hot wife . . and her hot daughter . . . .

Being in adult leagues teaches you many things.  

1.  You're not on top anymore, but there are a lot more people that suck worse than you do now.  

2.  The myth about the youths having an easier shot is NOT TRUE.  I'd have an entire ring collection if it was.  

3.  Drunk adults are a lot funnier than drunk youths.
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ThongPrincess on September 10, 2003, 05:34:50 PM
Don't worry Rags, I'm sure it is just the first night.  As much as I like the BOTBC, it wouldn't be so bad.  Kind of a compliment to be too good  I've never said I'm too good for a competition  It's usually the other way around, not good enough
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To err is human to be thonged is divine
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 10, 2003, 05:47:08 PM
Hay PK I am surprised TP didn't reply to your last line.  Was that an insinuation that her scores are not the truth.  You got some inside info on the true scores?

Ragnar, kick her out.  She isn't acting like one of us wannabees.  Two weeks in a row of better than 190.  Oh wait, that would leave just RooCat and I.  Nevermind, let her stay.  

Where's Debs130?  Has she gotten too good for us?
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 11, 2003, 08:40:09 AM
Hay cb No, nothing against TP, I know she is very capable of shooting high scores like that!
I just didn't want Ed to get too down on himself for not doing well the first week out. Like I posted, I am sure other guys shoot bad games/series and either don't post them or make up better scores. It takes a real man to post his true scores, even if they aren't around 200 every time.

Hey yea, where is Debs ?
I bet she had lessons over the summer and got better so she didn't have to be associated with the likes of us.


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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: debs130 on September 11, 2003, 08:43:45 AM
Too good?  Quite the contrary, CB, lol!  I've been bowling so poorly that I'm actually embarrassed to post lately.  Well, here goes!  Glad someone noticed I wasn't here.

Sunday AM:  204-141-165 = 510
Sunday PM:  201-148-144 = 493
Wednesday:  189-179-173 = 541

Kind of embarrassing that I wrote that my goal was to average 185-190 when I can't even break a 500 at times.

Also, no DPLs.

On Edit:  These are all my first week scores.  Yes, I've taken a few lessons, but there's obviously a lag between knowledge and results.


Debbie

Edited on 9/11/2003 8:56 AM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 11, 2003, 09:06:34 AM
PK
I am holding a 142 avg. right now, so there is alot to be down on myself about.
I know I can do better, hell I do alot better on practice days, but when it comes time to league bowl, I just cant seem to pull it together. I knew I would be one of the few who truely belong at the bottom of this barrel, but look for things to improve as the season draws to a close.....I am shooting for most improved bowler in this league.
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Ed

Iconn 300
Hyde

Saint George Utah
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 11, 2003, 10:55:50 AM
Welcome back, debs.  Glad you could make it to the bottom feeders convention.  Looks like you might be just in time to see TP escape out the top.
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 11, 2003, 05:34:55 PM
Welcome back Debs130.  Your just warming up, I'm sure you will reach your goals.  Winter is a loooong season.

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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: debs130 on September 12, 2003, 01:10:48 AM
Thanks for the welcomes!  

My game has gone through so many changes the past year.  I think I'll be a better bowler in the long run, but it's a tough learning curve.  I hope the season doesn't feel loooonger than it actually is.

Debbie
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 12, 2003, 01:59:41 AM
Oh no, I may be in trouble here 223-180-196=599 No DPLs
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life


Edited on 9/12/2003 2:10 AM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Michael DeSantis on September 12, 2003, 08:11:21 AM
Welcome Back Debs.  I am tired of being beaten by someone with two initials!!

This week:  179-182-224=585.  If it weren't for the 4 or 5 10-pin misses.....
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"Chopping Wood For over Two Decades"
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 12, 2003, 11:55:34 AM
Welcome back Debs!

Sorry Ed, I tried.
141 - 186 - 132 = 459

Bring on the Peach!
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 12, 2003, 03:56:29 PM
.....................................nevermind

Ed

Iconn 300
Hyde

Saint George Utah

Edited on 9/13/2003 7:02 AM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 12, 2003, 06:02:24 PM
Mikey do we have issues to resolve? LOL  Now if RooCat had beaten you too, would that have made you happy?  

You saw it Mikey wants RooCat and Debs to beat him, so ladies next week is pick on Mike week.  ALL the ladies will out shoot Mike.
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 13, 2003, 01:59:19 AM
Well, Mike, I saved you again this week.  Kept you ahead of the other boys at the bottom.  Say, when did you say you mailed that check?    Just bowled like kaka again this week.

154 - 181 - 163 = 498
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 13, 2003, 11:05:54 PM
Hey Ed, looks like we got an admirer!
Roocat likes to stay close to her "boys at the bottom"!

Zman, any decision on that dress-code I asked for ?
If I gotta look up at all the females, I wanna have something to look at!
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 14, 2003, 08:32:29 AM
quote:
Hey Ed, looks like we got an admirer!
Roocat likes to stay close to her "boys at the bottom"!

PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!

Excuse me, PK, but all of you including our newcomer, ecajberry, have years and years more experience at bowling than I do.   By the numbers which you all admit is 20 plus years of bowling, that's a minimum of 7 times as long as I have bowled.  You all should be light years ahead of me in your scores if your experience counts for anything (which I guess it doesn't )!  I still kicked your butt by 39 pins this week.  Me thinks you'd better do more kissing up to the pins there, SuckerFish.
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Zman on September 14, 2003, 10:52:32 AM
PK - Hanging judge potent something or other will eventually rule on your dress code request or just ignore it like he has so far. It's out of my hands.

But if you need a name change on a member of the site I might be able to get it done. Witness my new disciple ZMan Owns Me.

Ed - Nothing to be nervous about at bowling. Go out have fun that's what is the most important. after all you and a vast amount of us are bowling in handicap leagues. Just have fun and you will.
Don't stress the scores especially early. It will get better. Or it won't and you can still have a great time.
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Zman
I hope my LOFT isn't contagious or alot of people will be very very angry.

Edited on 9/15/2003 12:32 PM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 14, 2003, 12:10:21 PM
Oh contraire, oh riled one.
I have but a year or two more experience than you and you know how much faster girls mature than boys do.
While I have been bowling recreationally since high school, using my dad's old 16 lb. Manhattan Rubber bowling ball(drilled for him), I didn't join a regular league (couples once-a-month league) until 1994.
Then in 1997 I joined an every-other week league. It was a for fun, beer-drinking, work league.
It wasn't until 1999 that I joined a weekly men's league with the express purpose of having fun and getting better.

Sorry if I ruffled your fur, it was all in fun.
You are truly a better bowler than I am.

Zman - thanks for the info.

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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 14, 2003, 12:25:48 PM
HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had 20 years experiance bowling.......
If I were to sit down and count it out, I would say I have maybe....let me repeat, maybe 3 years in this sport, the first 2 1/2 years being waaaaaaay back when I was 22, and I know I was 6 sheets to the wind back then in my party days, so I dont think we can really count that time in my life.....(Ragal Lanes, Orange Cali., may she rest in peace)

So what it really comes down to is, I have 6 months of real experiance in this sport. I am refering to actual time triing to learn the game and improve my skills............

Now that I reflect on all that.....I feel darn good with my scores thus far, and look forward to showing you all, that an old dog CAN learn new tricks, and not hang around to bottom to long.......hahahahahaha

nuff said.......
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Ed

Iconn 300
Hyde

Saint George Utah

Edited on 9/14/2003 12:39 PM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 14, 2003, 12:35:18 PM
LMAO, is this new math, PKSuckerFish?  Let's see, 35 minus 18 = 17.  5/2000 from 9/2003 = 3.33.  Although you have only bowled league a year longer than I have, you have about 5 times the actual bowling experience since you bowled recreational about 13 years to my 7 months.  Yeah, yeah, I know, you didn't learn anything 'cause it was just for fun.

I'll have you know my fur is very neat and tidy even if very long. Sniff.

Maybe you'll even learn to adjust to my dry sense of humour.  Good thing you're not a lefty or adjustments would be impossible for you.
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 14, 2003, 01:06:46 PM
Roo - Just checking!

Ed - Yes, quite well indeed.
I think I started with a 136 average just "chucking it as hard as I could."
While I am learning, I feel that I am my own worst enemy.
Even when I find a shot, I adjust after I throw 1 or 2 bad balls.
Can't learn anything that way.

Anyway, on to next week!
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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: debs130 on September 14, 2003, 01:25:39 PM
I'm going to enter scores from only one of my three leagues, since I don't see anyone posting more than one series per week.

Sunday AM (9/14):

238-170-191 = 599

No DPLs, since it's a junior/adult league, and especially since I bowled against my husband and son today.

Debs
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 14, 2003, 03:32:12 PM
RooCat, say it ain't so, you're not a lefty basher.

Debs, I am only using my Wednesday league this year, the same one I'm using for the BFDT.  Also my scores can be verified, if anyone wants to check at www.leaguesecretary.com/vegasgetaway/default.asp .  I did use Thursday for the 1st week, then decided I didn't want to use my home center.
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life


Edited on 9/14/2003 3:43 PM
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 14, 2003, 04:34:25 PM
Fur is long and tidy??

Can that be said in public?

OH WAIT!!!!!!

I get it now...........................
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Ed

Iconn 300
Hyde

Old dog learning new tricks!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 14, 2003, 04:48:08 PM
LOL Ed, I think you're going to fit in here just fine.
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: RooCat on September 15, 2003, 02:14:32 AM
quote:
RooCat, say it ain't so, you're not a lefty basher.

Me?  Never!    I actually bowl with 3 of them on my Thur. team and 1 on my Sunday team.  Of course, it was rather funny Thursday when a 4th lefty was on the opposing team.  At least "my lefties" were used to having to adjust (there's that evil word again) for each other, the anchor of the other team had no such experience since "my lefties" include a stroker, a cranker and a lofter.  Poor guy had more tracks on his side than he knew what to do with.  It was very sad for him.  I think his average took a nose dive that night.
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RooCat

In Memory Of R.C. RooCat
Truly Special One of a Kind
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: CB on September 15, 2003, 02:33:47 AM
LOL RooCat.  One team I was on last year had 3 of us lefties, and it was interesting when we came up against another team with any lefties.  It really hurts the poor opposing lefty  Personally, I'd rather come up against other lefties than backup bowlers.
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I have no life, therefore I bowl or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: pchee2 on September 15, 2003, 05:10:14 AM
Whoohoooooo!  Check me out I scored again......twice!  Make that 2 CPL's and to top that off I'm bowling in a dude's league (can't say "men's league" because there are no real men in bowling).  Bowling scores???? Who cares its all about scoring with the chicks.   One chick offered to buy me a drink so there has to be a multiplication factor involved in that.   The other chick told me that I throw a manly ball, yes she said it........MANLY!   These were spectator chicks since there actually are no chicks in our league and who else were they spectating at, why, none other than the Mightiness that I Peach.  

I did join a dude's league this year in hopes of having competition in CPL/DPL.  The last 2 years I spanked the heck out of all of you.  If I don't have any competition from any of you this year while I am in a dude's league, then its time for your bowlers to turn gay, unless you already are.  Not that there's anything wrong with it.  

Bowling scores, although irrelevant, were 158-132-185 = 475


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pchee2<~~~strokin the ball with cranker revs and spraying the lanes for an average of a buck 62.  This guy is full of STUFF!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: Pat Kruschel on September 16, 2003, 02:23:40 PM
For His Excellency's viewing pleasure:

quote:
Hey Ed, looks like we got an admirer!
Roocat likes to stay close to her "boys at the bottom"!

Zman, any decision on that dress-code I asked for ?
If I gotta look up at all the females, I wanna have something to look at!

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PK
You are only as strong as your weakest link!
That would be me!
Title: Re: BOTBC-NPA Post 09-08 to 09-14
Post by: ecajberry on September 16, 2003, 02:31:37 PM
I second the lack of dress!!!!!!!!

oops

I think I mis-read that one.
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Ed

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Hyde

Old dog learning new tricks!