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Title: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: v02maxlefty on January 05, 2005, 03:43:20 AM
Anyone know if this coverstock is solid, pearl, or a blend?
Release date?
Rough buff = polished or grit?

Specifications:
Line Inferno
Color Blue/Orange
Coverstock Activator +
Core 2-piece
RG 2.463
Differential 0.050
Factory finish Rough Buff

Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: JPRLane1 on January 05, 2005, 11:46:45 AM
Ok lets get one thing straight there is solid and there is pearl but there is no blend when it comes to brunswicks.  If you add any amount of pearl to a solid resin then it will be a pearl resin ball no 1/2 solid 1/2 pearls.  With that said I understand the Absolute to be a pearl ball but I do not have physical evidence of this.
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.
Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: JPRLane1 on January 05, 2005, 12:10:46 PM
Core is different than the intense hammer.  It has the orig. inferno core with the intense cover.
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.
Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 12:52:57 PM
It is supposed to fit between the original, and the ultimate, basically.  Should be a sweet ball.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 02:47:58 PM
I love mine...

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PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE!!!!


signed,

the Super Psyche
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 03:02:30 PM
Nick, it's obvious you were lying.  We all know you'd make a completely new post called "OMG OMG OMG ABSOLUTE INFERNO IS TEH BEST BALLZ IN THE WORLDSSSSS!!!!!"
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 03:07:25 PM
Hahahah, so true.

Forgot the diaper part, though.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: Mr Bass on January 05, 2005, 03:11:36 PM
Can't forget the almighty diaper!
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"Smokey this is not 'Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
"Maybe those Ebonite balls hit too hard. They're too good" -Jason Couch after leaving a stone 8 pin
"Yeah but the Brunswick ones get all ten though" -Brad Angelo
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 03:14:39 PM
Just look for the "Oops! I crapped my pants" thread near the end of the month.

I think the background music to that video should be like "Dookie Booty"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 03:17:00 PM
Diaper?  I must have missed that thread.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 03:17:17 PM
I dunno, you guys pick the music then...
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: Mr Bass on January 05, 2005, 04:23:29 PM
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Diaper?  I must have missed that thread.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!

http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Replies.asp?TopicID=70888&ForumID=2&CategoryID=2
This is where it got started, courtesy of moi!
Nick, see if you can play "Nasty Girl" by Nitty
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"Smokey this is not 'Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
"Maybe those Ebonite balls hit too hard. They're too good" -Jason Couch after leaving a stone 8 pin
"Yeah but the Brunswick ones get all ten though" -Brad Angelo

Edited on 1/5/2005 5:22 PM
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 04:34:35 PM
Andy is sooooo out of the loop!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 04:36:54 PM
No, i'm just way ahead.  You're behind, nick.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 04:39:54 PM
"Takes one to know one!" *Swish!*"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 07:07:52 PM
Cut it out Ham, I talked to Greg last night and I got the scoop on you!


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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 07:13:37 PM
I think ric's last post was a hint to the next master line!  If you take the first letter of each line of his post you get:

OOTTJBTO.  Rearrange those and you get JOBTOTTO.  Separate it into JOB and TOTTO.  JOB is reference for power, and TOTTO is a clever device to represent the ottoman empire.  So we have Power Empire.  take the first two letters of each word and put the rest together, it spells Poem werpire.  Rearrange werpire to get RIPWERE.  Split it to get Were and Rip.  So we have "poem-were-rip".  If you say this fast it sounds like "pomerick".  This is similar to the last name of Jeremy Roenick. He plays Hockey.  So we can tell it will have a sharp hockey stick reaction, and the name will have something to do with a powerful empire.  I think it's a metaphor for brunswick's rising power, so the name will likely be in honor of Julius Caesar, leader of a powerful empire.  After all he was stabbed in the back= backend reaction=hockey stick.  From this we can infer the name will probably have to do with some roman god, but i'm not sure as of this moment which one.  Perhaps teh line will be the different roman gods?  I'd love to throw a Zeus ball.

CONCLUSION:  From ric's post, we know that the next master line will open with a big backend hockey stick reaction ball, and the line will have something to do with the Roman gods.
 
Thanks for the subtle hint ric, but i figured you out.  Damn i'm good.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!

Edited on 1/5/2005 8:14 PM
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 07:17:22 PM
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Ak, someone's got WAY too much time on his hands....
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"Of what use is genius, if the organ is too convex or too concave and cannot find a focal distance within the actual horizon of human life?"-Ralph Waldo Emerson

*handing out rubbers* Look kids, unprotected sex is BAD...You might end up with a little Wicked.

Haha.  No, i just went along and kind of BS'ed my way through.  You can tell by my "inferences".  It's obvious "jobtotto" represents the powerful ottoman empire.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 07:21:28 PM
quote:
Ya, AND?


And... I want to congratulate you..




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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."

Edited on 1/5/2005 8:21 PM
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 07:32:38 PM
quote:
a ka57 I have figured your secret out.

Your real name is.....
If you take the letters in your logon name and the name you 'say'is yours and you rearrange them in such a way, that you take the 3rd letter of your supposed real name, the D and then take the next 2 you an or Dan. Now you take the a from a ak57 and go to the next letter, you get B. Now you take the last number and add the first letter numerically or 1 and have 8. Start at z and count back and you have R. Now add the remaining, 5 + 7 + 3 letters and have 15 or the letter O. Now with the Y from your supposed name, count back 2 because of the 2 A's and you have W. Take the 3rd letter, the O and count back 1 because of the A and you have N. That gives you the last name of BROWN or the Dan Brown who wrote Da Vince Code. You are a genius and we have you right here on Ball Reviews!
Yes too much time on our hands.
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Ric Hamlin
BRUNSWICK
Bruns Ric H

WEll that took a lot more thought than mine!
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 07:34:14 PM
quote:
CONGRATULATIONS on WHAT?



"For getting to wear such cute Mountme hats..."
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 07:48:25 PM
quote:
MOUNTME?


"Well not right now, but maybe after a few beers!"  - Charlie Tweeter
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
It is official.

The Brunswick Forum has lost its mind!!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 08:05:08 PM
Bobmatt, yours sucked.  Any one can do that, make sentences that have certain letters in them.  But not like mine, since I'm Dan Brown, creator of the da vinci code!!!  I broke the super code!!! BOW DOWN, BOW DOWN!

And nick, we lost our minds starting with your video shenanigans.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 08:12:46 PM
I've only just begun...
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 08:15:27 PM
Hmm, did we scare off BrunsBob with our craziness?  I haven't seen him post in a while...
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 08:17:01 PM
Cooooool, we drove Ric bonkers!

mmm, remember those candies? The commercials with the giant fruit coming down and squashing the person eating the candy,... classic!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 08:18:18 PM
Well, our work here of hijacking another useful thread is complete.  Onto other more important matters, like........Where exactly is that bio-terrorist Waldo?  Can he be stopped?  Find out next time, on the BRUNSWICK FORUM!!!  *a-team music plays*
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 08:18:37 PM
quote:
Hmm, did we scare off BrunsBob with our craziness?  I haven't seen him post in a while...
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- Andy


Brunswick!!


He's on the road for the tour stops in his region.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: JPRLane1 on January 05, 2005, 08:49:13 PM
Sorry Mr. Brunsrich that should have been intense, hammer as in i was referring to hammerbowlers post.  I am sure you knew that though and just wanted to rag me a bit.
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.
Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: a_ak57 on January 05, 2005, 09:01:21 PM
quote:
quote:
Remember this is valuable time from your lives that you'll never, ever get BACK!

It will take much more to make me bonkers. I am so far down the road from there...
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Ric Hamlin
BRUNSWICK
Bruns Ric H


yeah, but years from now, when I'm rolling a 300 every week, and you guys are looking for young blood, I'll bring up that kid from ballreviews who asked for free stuff every 5 seconds, and you'll instantly hire me (or rip up my application). , right?
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"Of what use is genius, if the organ is too convex or too concave and cannot find a focal distance within the actual horizon of human life?"-Ralph Waldo Emerson

*handing out rubbers* Look kids, unprotected sex is BAD...You might end up with a little Wicked.

Pssh, i'll be rolling 300 every day, all day.  I'll be the brunswick poster boy.  You're disqualified, since you haven't converted to the dark side yet.
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- Andy


Brunswick!!
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 05, 2005, 09:34:09 PM
quote:

It will take much more to make me bonkers. I am so far down the road from there...



 Guess I will have to dig deeper into my repetoire... Heh Heh Heh
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: TheDude on January 05, 2005, 10:47:24 PM
LOL i should have paid closer attention in french class cause i can't figure out any of this stuff. lol and i know how brunswick does it now! lol I'm certain they have a sign above the door that says" YOU HAVEN"T GOT TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE......BUT IT HELPS.....NOW STOP READING AND GET ME A CUP OF COFFEE!!"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Montreal, Quebec.
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: RSalas on January 06, 2005, 10:22:24 AM
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It is official.

The Brunswick Forum has lost its mind!!


Something has to *have* a mind before it can *lose* it.
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"Dispensing conventional wisdom to a fingertip world."

Horrid in Doubles, torrid in Singles...
...that's The Curse of Dusty.
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: BrunsNick on January 06, 2005, 11:17:36 AM
Cut it out meanie.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
"Absolute Anticipation..."
Title: Re: Brunswick - Absolute Inferno
Post by: RSalas on January 06, 2005, 11:20:09 AM
quote:
Where's my Mountme Zone?


I'm not going anywhere near that one.  
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"Dispensing conventional wisdom to a fingertip world."

Horrid in Doubles, torrid in Singles...
...that's The Curse of Dusty.