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BrunsNick

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Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« on: February 01, 2006, 05:18:16 AM »
Here's the skinny...

Funniest caption to the following picture will win:

1) Johnny Petraglia autographed 5x7 photo
2) Yellow Brunswick banner (I think they are like 3' x 1')


Now here's the picture!  ... Hi BrunsBob!

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5Mzg2MDZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

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Edited on 3/29/2006 2:24 AM
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #61 on: February 02, 2006, 07:40:15 AM »
We praticed safe sex, But no matter what the condom never worked.  We still can't figure it out!
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #62 on: February 02, 2006, 09:17:37 AM »
"What do you mean the PBA tightened the dress code? Have I been away that long?"

No offense, Mr. Lawrence. I watched you on TV and respect you.

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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #63 on: February 02, 2006, 09:22:11 AM »
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KDawg77

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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2006, 09:24:16 AM »
quote:
When me and my sister got married, during our honeymoon we had sex on the Riviera. But then we rolled off the hood...

or

My sister was horny, so she told me to take the biggest thing I have and to stick it where she pees. So I told her, "You want me to throw my bowling ball in the sink?".
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Damn....that's wrong LOL
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BrunsNick

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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2006, 11:16:56 AM »
Law  -  "So I had ta break up with her..."

Jimmy - "What didja tell her?"

Law - "I said 'lets just be cousins' "

haha
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BrunsMike

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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2006, 11:37:13 AM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2006, 03:30:26 AM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2006, 05:57:27 AM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #69 on: February 03, 2006, 06:13:21 AM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #70 on: February 03, 2006, 06:16:16 AM »
"What are YOU doin' with my fake buck teeth and the bowling ball...?"
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2006, 04:01:42 PM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2006, 09:14:16 PM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2006, 09:32:22 PM »
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2006, 04:26:02 AM »
Tonight on "What Not To Wear", Reno.
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Re: Brunswick Caption Contest! LANER7PIN WINS!
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2006, 07:36:54 AM »
Yes I have a National Title on the Professional Bowler's Tour. Would you like my autograph?

or

My Hockey Helmet is at the cleaners.
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