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Equipment Boards => Brunswick => Topic started by: BrunsNick on March 21, 2005, 06:27:27 PM
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http://www.brunswickinsiders.com/PBATour/PBATournaments/Grandrapids/grphotos/verbs.jpg
"Heyyyy, check out my impression of BrunsNick!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Edited on 3/22/2005 3:23 AM
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Nick,
I'm glad you like the picture. I thought it was great. You must have read my mind (about the caption thing). Truthfully it was probably something like "John, what are you doing, don't take make picture!" I'm just glad Rick posted it. I was afraid Larry would delete it after I showed him!
I can't wait to hear some of the captions that come in from everyone!
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John Prokopec
Product Specialist - Southern Region
Brunswick Bowling
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"I slept with WHO?"
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
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"so I forgot the toupee today......sue me!"
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JEFF
"Oh...that's puce"
Sully; Monsters, Inc.
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"And on your left you will see some more.... HEY! Turn around here and pay attention! Where are you going? I'm talking to you. This pro shop tour not exciting enough for you? I'm not giving this tour for my health...... I'll set this building on fire....."
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-Corey
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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"oh that? thats just nicks collection"
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
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"...is that a drill bit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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"Heres a Llama, Theres a Llama and another little Llama, Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, Llama Llama Duck. Llama Llama, cheesecake Llama Tablet, Brick, Potato Llama Llama Llama, Mushroom Llama, Llama Llama Duck. I was once a tree house, i lived in a cake, but i never saw the way the slayed the rake. I was only three years dead, But it told a tale, And now listen little child, to the safety Rail. Did you ever see a Llama, Kiss a Llama on the Llama? Llama Llama's, Taste of Llamas, Llama Llama Duck.
Half A Llama, twice a Llama, Not a Llama, Farmer Llama. Llama in a car, Alarm a Llama, Llama Duck Is that how its told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of Lemon juice? Doorknob, Ankle, Cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a duck! "
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Borrowing a Jim Carrey line...
"DO NOT go in there..."
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-Strapper Squared
Who says MAC's never crash? Word works for less than a minute... Safari isn't much better... and I think last time the Force Quit even crashed...
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"Are we back home in Michigan yet?"
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http://www.brunswickinsiders.com/PBATour/PBATournaments/Grandrapids/grphotos/tommyjones.jpg
"They're coming to get you Barbara"
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-"That Kangaroo stole my ball"
-"It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You've just gotta let it burn... grab a beer and let it burn.'
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"You gonna drink/eat that?"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Montreal, Quebec.
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"Duuude, I'm telling you, I saw Liz in the locker room, and I was like whoooaa"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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quote:
"Duuude, I'm telling you, I saw Liz in the locker room, and I was like whoooaa"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
That's SO wrong!
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton
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"Tony Soprano? Yeah, I get that all the time. But personally, I think I look more like George Clooney myself."
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Official Member of the BrunsTrackColumStormHammEbonBuzzAMF Nation!
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That's SO wrong!
But probably true...
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-Strapper Squared
Who says MAC's never crash? Word works for less than a minute... Safari isn't much better... and I think last time the Force Quit even crashed...
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hahha.... so far, the wabbit caption is the best... Keep them comin'
*slyly*
"I've been known to drill a few holes in my day, heh heh"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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I don't know Nick. The Tony Soprano one had me rollin'. Of course I can't rule out the Liz locker room quote either. LOL
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John Prokopec
Product Specialist - Southern Region
Brunswick Bowling
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What do you mean, the CG doesnt matter!!
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quote:
What do you mean, the CG doesnt matter!!
WINNER!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"Hey Riiiiick..........I'm still here............."
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"8 year olds, Dude"
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"dude, did she really have 3 nipples?"
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Robert McPheron
viva la nacion!!
Bowl Brunswick, Bowl well.
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quote:
"dude, did she really have 3 nipples?"
hahah, I can picture Larry saying something like that.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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What did I win ??
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Very funny BrunsNick. Just remember, I'm pretty good friends with the guy who determines whether or not you are offered a contract.
Actually, I have a caption to post:
"This is what happens (referring to the top of my head)when you read one too many posts of BrunsNick. Don't let this happen to you!!!!!!!"
Verbswick
Edited on 3/23/2005 9:21 AM
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Feel da love in dis room.
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rain man (http://"http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/asf/22252.asf") "three minutes to wapner"
rain man again (http://"http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/asf/33483.asf") "course i dont have my underwear..im definately not wearing my underwear..its not my underwear"
GO LANE #1...runs out of the room!
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YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!! (http://"http://161.58.5.90/mjrleag2/nomarble.wav") - major league 2
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Edited on 3/23/2005 12:56 PM
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"Uh-Oh Georrrge, I think I poo-poo'd in my undershorts!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"Riiiiick........Riiiiick.....I am still here.....please, pretty please take my picture and put it on your website......just once, I wou....oh %$&* you just took it, hey I wasn't ready. Oh well, I hope it doesn't look silly!"
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"Hey, why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!"
"hey larry, what are you doing with those scissors?"
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Edited on 3/23/2005 5:02 PM
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dude....had a Red Bull, Im soooooo wasted
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I prefer the feel of a "Hammer"
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dude....had a Red Bull, Im soooooo wasted
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I prefer the feel of a "Hammer"
More like Crunk Juice (Red Bull and Hennessy)
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"Smokey this is not 'Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
"Maybe those Ebonite balls hit too hard. They're too good" -Jason Couch after leaving a stone 8 pin
"Yeah but the Brunswick ones get all ten though" -Brad Angelo
¡Viva la nación!
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"Ahh Hell, I thought this was the Porn aisle. All I saw was "drilling" and "holes" on the sign and thought I had come to the right place."
RoB LAW
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If ya ain't throwin' Brunswick.....Ya ain't maximizin' your abilities. Get ur done with Brunswick !!!
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"Put down the camera, GOSH! ... flippin idiots!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"What do you mean we're out of milk and cookies!?"
or
"I want one of those Nación belly shirts for myself"
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I know Larry isn't from the area, but...
"GIT ER DONE!!!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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No, really, I was in the choir. Hear, listen and I'll PROVE it!
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Brunswick will soon own the world.
You must face it.
There is no escape.
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Ok after reading all of these and talking with John in Birmingham about the picture of Baker from there I have to throw this one out.
"Rick what are you thinking on that layout?"
John that one is just for you.
If anyone is wondering what I am talking about here ya go.
http://http://www.brunswickinsiders.com/PBATour/PBATournaments/Trussville/TrussvillePhotos/tombaker.jpg
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BRUNSWICK
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BrunsNick,
Funny You should say that.
My family is from the south, I lived in Tulsa, OK for a couple of years (2000-2002) and Jeff Foxworthy is my favorite comedian (You might be a redneck if...your favorite activity is commenting about a picture you seen on a web site).
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Larry, you're just giving me more ammo for my next video featurette!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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BrunsNick,
If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at other people.
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"NO SMOKING! YOUR GONNA BURN THE DAM PLACE DOWN!" (http://"http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wODQyMDMzNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg")
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
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I ventured onto this post out of curiousity and I have been laughing my butt off all day. This is hilarious. Keep it going! I still think "CG doesn't matter?" takes the cake!
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Chappy Girl
Boricua hasta en la luna...
World Class Pro Shops Staff
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"Who's the best football team in the world? Da Bears!"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Montreal, Quebec.
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"It was a baaaad idea to use Rough Buff on my scalp. Very bad!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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Who put the Brunswick Oil in my bottle of Rogaine????
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Absolute Constipation........
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quote:
Is that Justin Hromek in front of this guy?
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No, for those wondering it's Rick Benoit caught in Larry's famous photo!
Rick, I'm glad to see you saw the post.
Larry, I didn't realize how popular you were! Seriously, good luck next week at the World Championship! Let's all root him on!
Oh yeah and keep those quotes coming.......their awesome!
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John Prokopec
Product Specialist - Southern Region
Brunswick Bowling
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LOL... You guys are going off on Larry, ok one more.
"Heyyyyy Ladiessss, check out my "O" Face!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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Good To know you guys have as much at work as I do!
LOL this post has been a riot.
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Montreal, Quebec.
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Larry is a great guy. I met him last year at a seminar but I can't resist.....
"No you moron, I said I wanted the ball to shine like this!!!!"
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Doug Sterner
Doug's Pro Shop
Owego, NY
http://dougsproshop@aol.com
www.dougsproshop.net
Although a small elite group, the bond among fellows can never be broken...FOS members rejoice!
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"I'd hit it"
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WRECKING STICKS SINCE '93
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"No you moron, I said I wanted the ball to shine like this!!!!"
Rick - "Larry, that is impossible, you know that."
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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"huh huh, huh huh... he said dry sack"
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-Corey
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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" I knew i shouldnt have bet Liz she couldnt beat Wes. They cleaned up my reverse mohawk nice though!! "
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Caption below picture in bowling magazine:
BoBo the Clown, the PBA's newest additon, warms up his face as he prepares to entertain the crowd inbetween shifts at this years Banquet Open.
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"No you moron, I said I wanted the ball to shine like this!!!!"
Doug, Great caption!!!!!
Funny story about that. One Sunday while sitting in church, I overheard a 13 yo girl sitting behind me ask her friend "How does he keep it so shiny?" After the service, I went up to her and said "Wash and wax daily." She was like what?!?! I Told her I overheard the comment she made to her friend. This poor girl turned 74 shades of red. Each one darker than the last.
Like I said earlier, if you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at others.
What is sad though is this has gotten to 4 Pages!!!!!
Get a life boys and girls.
Verbswick
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Verbs,
Good luck in Taylor, hope you make the show. Hey, if you make the show will we see the PDW sunglasses? My guess is they will have to hand them out to the CROWD, if ya know what I mean
JK bud.....BTW thanks again for laying out the Absolute for me....best ball ever made, or is it the best lay-out man ever?
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I prefer the feel of a "Hammer"
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"Where's Curly and Moe?"
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Dan
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"So I was doing princess diana the other day....."
o_O dont ask
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
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Larry, those of us that are "follically challenged" as they say have the ability to pick on each other about stuff like this and have no ill will felt towards each other :-)
Best of luck my friend and Tighe says hi ;-)
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Doug Sterner
Doug's Pro Shop
Owego, NY
http://dougsproshop@aol.com
www.dougsproshop.net
Although a small elite group, the bond among fellows can never be broken...FOS members rejoice!
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"You want Snuffleuppagus?!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
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" Take Me To Your Leader( of the nation of course)"
" you ever realize that bald is beautiful?"
" Hey, Baby you if you think my head is this shiney and sexy, what until you check out all these balls I got in here"
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Timothy @Juniors Pro-Shop
Montreal, Quebec.
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We've comped how many balls on the tour this season? No wonder no one got their Christmas bonus!
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton
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If all the girls in Wales look like her...its no wonder the guys sh** sheep
Edited on 3/25/2005 4:29 AM