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Title: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: BrunsNick on April 21, 2005, 08:27:36 AM
http://brunswickinsiders.com/Nonpbatournaments/ABC/abcphotos/law.jpg

"Is this the Brunswick booth?... do ya'll have 16lb balls?" *chuckles*
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Mr Bass on April 21, 2005, 04:41:48 PM
"One Large Meat Lovers Stuffed Crust please, deliver to ______ Lanes and send the bill to Larry Verble"
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"Smokey this is not 'Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
"Maybe those Ebonite balls hit too hard. They're too good" -Jason Couch after leaving a stone 8 pin
"Yeah but the Brunswick ones get all ten though" -Brad Angelo
¡Viva la nación!

Edited on 4/21/2005 4:35 PM
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: EastonCxN on April 21, 2005, 04:57:01 PM
lol is that anyone of you guys, or on this site?
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C-x-N
New Bowling Ball-$211
New Bowling Shoes-$87
New Bowling Bag-$55
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Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: BrunsNick on April 21, 2005, 05:09:32 PM
"Hello Farmer Johns... I have a proposition for you"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Mr Bass on April 21, 2005, 05:10:55 PM
"Yeah get those Kegel guys down here, there's not enough oil up in this @#%$!"
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: bruns4life on April 21, 2005, 05:23:31 PM
Clay Aikin or Harry Potter. I'm undecided.
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JG


Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: BrunsNick on April 21, 2005, 05:44:17 PM
Easy there bruns4life, a.k.a. Billy Bob from Varsity Blues!

"My cats OK, Doc says I can play!"
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: thfonz98 on April 21, 2005, 05:49:45 PM
"yeah these kids are learning quickly as ive been watching their every move."
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YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!! (http://"http://161.58.5.90/mjrleag2/nomarble.wav") - major league 2
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")

Edited on 4/21/2005 5:43 PM
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on April 21, 2005, 06:18:27 PM
"Honey, remember that bottle of super glue you put on my jeans?  It seems it was not properly shut and I've effectively glued one leg to the other."
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Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Lottarevs on April 21, 2005, 10:00:48 PM
" Yo Vinny, Listen to this. Can you friggin believe that the CG don't matter!!  "
Done in best Gomba voice.

Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Koabzilla on April 21, 2005, 10:04:06 PM
black guy in the background:

I love this ball return, it feels so nice
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WRECKING STICKS SINCE '93
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: a_ak57 on April 21, 2005, 10:04:11 PM
"Ohhh yeah...So then what would you do?"
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- Andy


Brunswick...........'nuff said.
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: srlunatic on April 21, 2005, 10:18:39 PM
no...I won't sing she bangs for you.....
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All this can be yours............

What?? The curtains?????
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: 1MechEng on April 21, 2005, 10:34:27 PM
"(Insert your fav. bowling ball mfgr. here) help line, how may I help you?"
"Yea ... I forgot ... how do I tie my shoes again? The rabbit goes around what tree and into what hole?!"
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Dan
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Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on April 21, 2005, 10:38:03 PM
"...he put the mouse....where?!"
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: TwoFourEightNineNine on April 21, 2005, 11:19:25 PM
Pretend this is in your high school yearbook or newspaper...

"Robert Lawrence (freshman) asks his MySpace girlfriend from Baton Rouge out on a date. Lawrence is a product specialist for Brunswick Bowling and has a MySpace girlfriend in almost every town in America."

Does that work?
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-Jeremy Vitug


Save Our Sport - http://www.foundation300.com
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: purduepaul on April 22, 2005, 10:56:02 AM
"Hello guys you gotta send me another case of Absolutes cause I have like 8 right now and I can't find the perfect one for this shot"

I bowled a tournament about a week ago when I saw a guy have 4 absolutes and he was pissed cause he couldnt find the right one for the condition...even though my friend who was throwing a big deal and me who I was throwing a vertigo weren't complaining at all about it. Going down to cincinnati in 2 weeks, should be interesting...
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"You aren't carrying unless it says S-T-O-R-M on the side of the ball."  "Nothing hits like a storm"
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: bruns4life on April 22, 2005, 11:37:21 AM
What can get for $10? (Response)Anyching you want, honey?

Easy with the Billy Bob thing.
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JG


Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: gmdetective on April 22, 2005, 11:44:42 AM
My left shoe string has come untied, can you tell me again MOM how do the bunny ears go?
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: bruns4life on April 22, 2005, 02:29:20 PM
I'll have the all fried platter with large diet coke.
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JG


Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: fleshwound10 on April 22, 2005, 02:37:41 PM
OPERATOR: "1-800-hot-chic can I assist you in any way?"

HOMEBOY:  "Yeah, My balls need cleaned and polished, can ya do that?"
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 "DO or DO NOT. There is no 'Try'" -Yoda  
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Ragnar on April 22, 2005, 02:50:07 PM
"Hello, dear.  Could you bring me a change of underwear and a pair of clean pants?  I'm going to have to sit here until I can change.  That last ringing 10 made me lose it."
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"To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace."  (Tacitus)
"If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out. " (Wilde)
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: iommifan on April 22, 2005, 02:55:38 PM
"What do you mean she was only 15"???????
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: Big-T on April 22, 2005, 04:39:29 PM
"yeah I need a re-rack on lane 20."

"Uh sir, this isn't what they meant when they told you to 'call the desk'"
Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: bruns4life on April 22, 2005, 06:36:20 PM
Yes, I'm looking for the Lodcock Hotel. Can you tell me how to get there?
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JG


Title: Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
Post by: RandyO on April 22, 2005, 08:03:52 PM
Whaddya mean Brooklyn???
I never threw a Brooklyn in my life!!!