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Messenger Titanium Light Weight
« on: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM »
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The Messenger Titanium is the newest addition to the Messenger family. This ball out-hooks any of the previous Messenger balls. This multi-colored ball has the aggressive Super-Flex cover for maximum hook. It has a .043 differential Rg for 4-5 inches of flare. The Rg is medium-low (2.527). It has a strong mid-lane arc for control with plenty left on the backend for a greater entry angle into the pocket. Columbia also included its Titanium ceramic core at the center for more hitting power.

 

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Re: Messenger Titanium Light Weight
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2003, 02:26:01 PM »
Laugh if you want but this will make 10 pins look like nuclear waste.  After throwing it, it hit so hard I got scared and p i s s e d in my pants!  Threw it in league and buried the first 35 in a row on the 36th I left the 4-5-6-7-8-9-10 for a 893, for some reason, think it was Tec Death, the ball deflected and missed all those other pins..

Who needs 16lb's not me!  From now on I'm changing to a thumb release and closing my right eye so when I bowl the game can still be a challenge.  Buy this ball make lots of money and make Bill Gates your pin chaser.

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Re: Messenger Titanium Light Weight
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2003, 04:59:26 PM »
News Flash 9 League bowlers severly injured in parking lot!

My mistake was to let me 2 finger power ball friend use my beast!  I said you must be careful this ball CAN be dangerous if used for evil, well needless to say my friend shrugged me off and proceeded to use his two finger release.  Upon his ultraextrememegaallpowerfulomnipotentabigmacsupersizewithextracheese liftoff release, the ball hooked like crazy struck on 9 lanes continued hooking out of the house through the revolving doors and knocked down nine early evening league bowlers, the lucky bowler in the middle was lucky when the front bowler just missed him after banking off a parked car.  My friend was taken away for irresponsibly operating a weapon of mass destruction.  My friend wet his pants after the 5th strike...he also filled out an ABC form for a 299 game.

My ball was then taken away via an envoy of 20 armor cars and "The Rock" yes and even he exclaimed that this was a SMACKDOWN event with no parallel!   Oh yes and still not a scratch, what a coverstock!

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Re: Messenger Titanium Light Weight
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2003, 12:32:03 AM »
I replaced the Titanium with Marshmellows, no good couldn't get a clean release, thumb kept sticking, try again tomorrow after buying some teflon tape from the hardware store.

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Re: Messenger Titanium Light Weight
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2003, 05:02:43 PM »
I finally made it I've bought the ball that knocked the chip off the shoulder, the one that broke the camel's back, the last straw.  

Getting a third mortgage didn't do it, siphening off the kid's college fund didn't do it, not even ignoring my stranded family who was stuck in a snow storm with a flat on I-87 because I had to go to my Sunday morning merry mixers league do it.  

It was this, buying a ball so I could teach my dog to bowl so I send a video to America's Funniest Home Video.  My wife has had it!  She hates bowling and everything related to balls <snicker>

I have a celler full of balls, probably 300 balls, a closet full of accessories and a garage full of ball bags.  I NEED IT BAAAAD HOSSS...<shudder> please produce one new ball EVERY WEEK!  PLEEEEASE...I NEED TO BUY THEM ALL...UGGHHHH...<slobbering on the keyboard>

During Christmas I buy new balls for everyone, my parents have a closet full and they don't bowl, my brother can't stand the sight of bowling and slams his door shut everytime I try to visit, I just leave it on his doorstep with a note signed "from your friendly neighborhood Spiderman" he gets a kick from that, then he returns my gifts...THROUGH MY WINDOW!

Mr and Mrs Bowling Manufacturer please make the balls better so that I don't have to practice anymore, please make it so I can use an 8lb ball with Kryptonite centers so I can achieve ABC award scores while swilling down beer after beer and popping corn nuts up into my mouth from my belly while patroling for the next great informercial.  Please create a customer satisfaction survey...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
What a game, yes game, I beat a bowler who was better than me this past weekend not because I bowled better but because I was luckier, I admit it, its a skill game with too much luck mixed in...Yessss, I'm bitter, it may be because of the holidays...bah humbug.  I'm done

Oh I almost forgot, I bowled a 901 series with this ball last week in league...good ball