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Equipment Boards => Columbia 300 => Topic started by: LuckyLefty on August 09, 2003, 06:20:19 AM
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sung to Dominic Dimucci's "Run around Sue"
You've heard my story it's sad but true, about a ball that I once knew!
She cracked her cover and she went around, like every other Low rg ball in town!
Hurt Hurt oh oh oh oh oh Hurt Hurt,
When that Rev split it broke my heart,
Just like every other guy around!
La la lalalalala la!
BUt now it's in glory cause I found one new,
It's revving too and strikin alot too!
It handles oil like a spinnin fool,
and hits those pins like it was brandnew!
Hurt Hurt oh oh oh oh oh Hurt Hurt,
I've got me baby back yeah yeah,
It strikes in oil like I kneeeewwwwww!!!!!
La La la la la la lA!
Best Heavier Oil ball in Town!
Better that the WoW and prettier too!
Now my story not sad but true,
I hit the pins and they know they're screwed.
It hits on oily lanes! But not for every striking guy!
It works for me cause I'm a bowling fool,
I throw the hook from the leftside too!
It throws the pins around quite a lot!
and makes my score rise to the upper top!
Hurt Hurt oh oh oh oh Hurt Hurt oh oh oh Hurt Hurt
oh oh oh oh oh! la la la
Got my Rev right back, she's strikin a lot and she don't have a crack,
She hits em hard and she makes em scream, for every stinkin
Righty because they can't get their pin on the proper side!
If I made it too confusing then,
sung to "My boyfriends back"
My Reaction Rev's back and your gonna be sorry! Hey la Hey la,
the Rev is back! You better watch out cause he's not gonna be happy!
Hey la Hey la, Reaction Rev is back!
REgards,
Luckylefty
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Have you been drilling up those rubber balls again?
JK
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Doc
Owner and Inventor of
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Probably a couple of urethane black hammers. That'll buzz ya for sure.