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Equipment Boards => Hammer => Topic started by: jman6982 on August 11, 2011, 02:24:28 PM

Title: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: jman6982 on August 11, 2011, 02:24:28 PM

Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: kidlost2000 on August 12, 2011, 12:01:52 AM

I'm guessing their one HP ball for the year. According to their sales model from the end of last year, Hammer and Track will each have one HP ball for the season and Columbia and Ebonite will have two HP balls for the season.

 

Unless it doesn't work, then they will likely release more. 

"Get out of bowling what you want because that is all there is." 

Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: dizzyfugu on August 12, 2011, 12:51:36 AM

*yawn*

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Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: Joeyd on August 12, 2011, 06:04:55 AM

Yeah, what dizzy said...

 

The original bad boys of bowling?? According to who?

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Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: Russell on August 12, 2011, 06:18:11 AM

It's another pointless release that will further drown bowlers in a sea of bowling balls that die after 80 games.

Little known fact:  In Russian "Hope" and "Change" translate to "Tax" and "Spend"

Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: The Bowling Pariah on August 12, 2011, 08:48:04 AM

<Billy Mays ON>

It's new, it's improved, and WOW, it's AMAZING. The all new and improved WONDER BALL. It slices, it dices, it hooks on ANYTHING!

It SLICES through those pins, DICES those racks, and works on anything from gravel to TEFLON!

Got dry? This baby goes straight as an arrow. Got oil? This thing takes a left turn on ICE, it's INCREDIBLE.

Due to a new formula that NOBODY ELSE HAS, we've been able to create the most fantastic ball ever. No matter WHAT the condition, this ball is the answer. Works just as well at 50 grit as it does 50,000 grit, AND MAN, THIS THING HITS LIKE A RUNAWAY FREIGHT TRAIN!

But wait, theres MORE! Order yous today, and we'll throw in a matching pair of shoelaces and an unbreakable ACE comb! Now you can not only bowl in style, but you can look well groomed while doing it. Imagine the looks you'll get when you're bowling with your new WONDER BALL!

<Billy Mays OFF>

 

 GET YOU SOME.

Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: KDawg77 on August 12, 2011, 09:07:37 AM

Pariah, look for "Billy Mays Gangsta" on youtube. It's hilarious. Someone mixed his infomercials into a gansta wrap song.

Ken

Title: Re: Anxious to see what this is
Post by: The Bowling Pariah on August 12, 2011, 09:20:39 AM

 Thanks for the heads up. Think I'll go take a look.
 

KDawg77 wrote on 8/12/2011 9:07 AM:

Pariah, look for "Billy Mays Gangsta" on youtube. It's hilarious. Someone mixed his infomercials into a gansta wrap song.

Ken

 GET YOU SOME.