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Zanatos1914

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Favorite Bowling Quotes
« on: January 28, 2013, 11:05:53 AM »
Wanted to hear the most common phrase you enjoy hearing in your center....

My Favorite - They not giving me my hits.... 

 

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 01:07:58 PM »
I should have had a 300 tonite!

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 01:33:47 PM »
"This place sucks, they have no clue how to put out a shot."

"I buried every ball tonight and got screwed!!"

My favorite: "I'm throwing rocks tonight!" lol
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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 01:36:29 PM »
"the shot is so walled, it's stupid when it's this easy"

"the shot is impossible, it's stupid when it's this hard"

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 01:47:04 PM »

"I buried every ball tonight and got screwed!!"

Are you quoting me???

"I can't believe I didn't carry that!"

"Pain-Train baby!!"

"I burried it and left a 5 pin!"

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 01:53:11 PM »

"I buried every ball tonight and got screwed!!"

Are you quoting me???

"I can't believe I didn't carry that!"

"Pain-Train baby!!"

"I burried it and left a 5 pin!"

I think that's a quote everyone uses at every bowling center including myself. Especially Weds!

Don't forget "I left a buried 8-10 in the pocket!" haha!
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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 01:55:03 PM »
Dude, you gotta call AAA......'cause you're lost.

Gene J Kanak

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 03:09:37 PM »
"You probably don't want to play that line. You don't quite have the amount of hand I do to get it back from there."

I had someone tell me that during a tournament yesterday. Now, I don't consider myself a cranker by any means, but the guy making the statement wasn't exactly Rudy Revs either. Gotta love the FIGJAM-ers out there!

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 03:16:11 PM »
"Over the Line"
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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 03:18:22 PM »
No use in having a bird dog if he cant hunt...

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 03:19:54 PM »
Hitem light and let them fight....

Gene J Kanak

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 03:24:08 PM »
Oo, oo, another favorite:

"Man, you're really struggling out there tonight."

This is something that a lower-average bowler will say to you after you fail to shoot 650 plus for the first time all season long. They lay in wait for the opportunity, and they pounce on it when it presents itself! lol

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 03:26:03 PM »
I was robbed on that Pocket 7-10
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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 03:31:21 PM »
" Spares make the game"

"I should have had 850 tonight"

"No one runs...from the conquerer "

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Re: Favorite Bowling Quotes
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 03:35:49 PM »
Also,

I have a pocket the size of Hitler's heart!