What is a pike with reference to a belt or briefs?
Pike, n
1. a sharp point or spike
2. a great American explorer with a mountain named in his honor, See "Pikes Peak"
3. a large elongate long-snouted freshwater bony fish, sometimes referred to as a "Northern Pike"
4. a shortened version of one of our most esteemed, albeit full of crap members. See "Monster Pike."
He probably wears a belt when he actually has clothing on.