I'd like to see a spoof ball reaction video where the reviewer can't roll any strikes and just leaves every split imaginable and flat pocket hits!! Then say this ball is sooo versatile & hits like a ton of bricks!! LOL!!

(In my best 1950's announcer voice)
Introducing the all new Flatgutter 1000!
Check out those smooth lines! Finger holes in just the right spot!
Now watch as it hits the pines!
Set it in the scorched track! Rolls up like a dream!
Drop it in the puddle! Makes it around the corner like its on rails!
So easy to use, even your 5 year old can play!
So technologically advanced, your can even bowl when your shitfaced!
But......wait!!!!! There's more!
Purchase now, and you will also receive a certificate for a 300 game and 800 series!
Just present your certificate to your local proprietor after your first league set. It's that easy!

On my one team when one of us throw a little slower then normal and the ball comes up soft we usually just say "meow,meow".

My recent favorite is

"We have never seen this kind of reaction out of an asymmetric hybrid before"

That's when I turned the volume off on ball reaction videos from manufacturers.

That was funny hehehe