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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: lilpossum1 on September 22, 2016, 10:29:41 PM

Title: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lilpossum1 on September 22, 2016, 10:29:41 PM: Should I give the other bowlers? I am an unborn fetus that has been bowling two handed for about 33 years. My rev rate is 793 rpm at 37 mph. Will giving an extra lane of courtesy to the left give me the 18 rpms I need to reach an 800 rev rate? And what if I wear a fedora?
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: mainzer on September 22, 2016, 11:05:23 PM: One of the more funny things I have read on here in quite awhile
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: milorafferty on September 23, 2016, 12:18:39 AM: You probably need to show more butt crack to reach your full potential. If you show enough, the lane courtesy issue will solve itself.
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lefty50 on September 23, 2016, 12:38:32 AM: The correct answer to your question depends on how you throw the ball...
Which best describes your release?
One hand
Two hands
Overhand
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: cory867 on September 23, 2016, 07:29:16 AM: Quote from: lefty50 on September 23, 2016, 12:38:32 AM
The correct answer to your question depends on how you throw the ball...
Which best describes your release?
One hand
Two hands
Overhand

You forgot about underhand windmill delivery :-)
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: djgook on September 23, 2016, 07:47:46 AM: Hey lilpossum1, How the hell can I get that much speed and revs? I am a new bowler that bowl two handed. what is your secret?
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lilpossum1 on September 23, 2016, 08:14:22 AM: Quote from: djgook on September 23, 2016, 07:47:46 AM
Hey lilpossum1, How the hell can I get that much speed and revs? I am a new bowler that bowl two handed. what is your secret?
Wear one sock upside down, and make sure it is on your push off foot. If you do it on your slide foot, it will cause a sprained elbow
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: Good Times Good Times on September 23, 2016, 08:27:41 AM: You forgot to note you're a coach OP! :P :P
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lilpossum1 on September 23, 2016, 12:22:04 PM: Quote from: Good Times Good Times on September 23, 2016, 08:27:41 AM
You forgot to note you're a coach OP! :P :P
I'm not a coach. I am a staffer for Brunswick and Storm though. Can't get Roto Grip to pick me up. I have averaged 267.89 over the last 8 years throwing solely Motiv Jackals
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: milorafferty on September 23, 2016, 12:25:18 PM: It's gotta be the shoes...
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: bcw1969 on September 23, 2016, 08:47:11 PM: but how tight should the shoes be tied????

Brad
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: St. Croix on September 23, 2016, 10:04:32 PM: Possum, please post a video and make sure that you are wearing that fedora.
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lefty50 on September 23, 2016, 10:12:26 PM: Is the Fedora from Roto Grip or Ebonite?
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: Pinbuster on September 24, 2016, 06:24:08 AM: If you are going to do a lane curtsy be sure to have a skirt on that is long enough to cover your man junk.
Title: Re: How much Lane courtesy...
Post by: lilpossum1 on September 24, 2016, 08:08:57 AM: Quote from: Pinbuster on September 24, 2016, 06:24:08 AM
If you are going to do a lane curtsy be sure to have a skirt on that is long enough to cover your man junk.
All joking aside, I did have to wear a skirt one night. I may have lost a bet... And it was the dead of winter. Skirts are drafty when the door opens