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Title: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: 2handedvolcano on November 17, 2017, 01:03:13 AM
one handed bowlers leave fewer.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: imagonman on November 17, 2017, 01:49:08 AM
throw even more revs, cover at least 5-10 more boards. Hold on I got it...along with no thumb also eliminate the fingers as well. Orrrrrrrrr.....plug the fingers and throw it w/ both thumbs. You could start the next BIG revolution in bowling! That guarantees to leave no splits!
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: luv2C10falll on November 17, 2017, 03:27:56 AM
One handed bowlers leave less splits because their IQ is higher. Simple quantum physics
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: leftybowler70 on November 17, 2017, 05:54:07 AM
Got my comedy for the day...... thanks guys.  :)
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: Impending Doom on November 17, 2017, 06:13:43 AM
Because there is a predetermined amount of splits a bowler is going to leave with one hand. Using 2 hands, you just doubled it.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: milorafferty on November 17, 2017, 08:32:55 AM
Show more underwear and lift your non-plant foot higher so everyone can see your shoes better.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: strikeking on November 17, 2017, 09:36:12 AM
TRY HITTING THE "POCKET"!!!!
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: HackJandy on November 17, 2017, 09:56:21 AM
Dumping it in the channel every first ball is the sure fire way to avoid splits.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: luv2C10falll on November 17, 2017, 10:03:31 AM
^^^^^
Bring back memories of when I was learning to play the ditch. You can only throw them in the gutter for so long, right !
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: Juggernaut on November 17, 2017, 10:26:43 AM
 The only way to stop leaving splits bowling with two hands is to stop bowling with two hands.

 Then, you can leave splits like the rest of us.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: BallReviews-Removed0385 on November 17, 2017, 12:04:02 PM
Because there is a predetermined amount of splits a bowler is going to leave with one hand. Using 2 hands, you just doubled it.


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Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: 2handedvolcano on November 17, 2017, 01:25:48 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: mike497 on November 17, 2017, 01:32:54 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

Did he just say what i think he did?
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: rocky61201 on November 17, 2017, 01:43:24 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

He joined this forum over a year ago and nothing has changed.  Please everyone, ignore the troll and he will go away. 
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: Impending Doom on November 17, 2017, 01:45:39 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

He joined this forum over a year ago and nothing has changed.  Please everyone, ignore the troll and he will go away. 

But that's no fun!!
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: imagonman on November 17, 2017, 01:52:28 PM
Work on lofting the left gutter, then you too can join the circus carnival otherwise known as the U.S. Open...........nanu nanu!
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: leftybowler70 on November 17, 2017, 03:26:31 PM
Here the solution volcano..... Bowl a straight ball, and DO NOT AIM for the head pin at all; Problem solved, no more splits agree forum?
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: lilpossum1 on November 17, 2017, 05:23:45 PM
Best solution is to take up golf instead.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: milorafferty on November 17, 2017, 07:22:52 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

 Get a really strong ball and loft the right gutter.
Title: Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
Post by: bcw1969 on November 17, 2017, 08:34:47 PM
Sign up for Obamacare.   If you Like your splits then you can keep your splits.

Brad