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Title: i hate left handers....
Post by: sir dyno on October 30, 2005, 11:11:43 PM
yesterday was a tournement at my home house.... i was bowling with a lefty.... there were only two leftys..... we bowled eight games and switched lanes after each one.... by the end of the 8th i had went through my entire bag.. and the left hander i was bowling with used the same freaking ball on the same freaking line the entire day... it's just not fair!....well.. i guess it is somewhat fair if you are like 6 times better than his but still!
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: KDawg77 on October 31, 2005, 07:12:28 AM
Tough!
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: sir dyno on October 31, 2005, 07:20:14 AM
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Stop whining, I hope he kicked your azz.
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not exactly... all you know what i am talking about
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Cbjdc on October 31, 2005, 08:36:40 AM
thank you.  Right handed bowlers lately seem to complain about everything.  You guys have done everything to keep lefthanded bowlers from winning any tourneys or anything.  So you whinning about a lefty exacting a little revenge serves you right.  I am tired of watching right handed bowlers refuse to bowl until they have twenty boards to hit and a flood in the middle just in case they miss.  GET BETTER

-I am just aggrevated after being told that if lefthanders had the same shot as right handed bowlers that we would never win anything.  

First this comes from a redneck who throws a puma and a white dot.  He says that the puma is the most advanced ball on the market.  UHM.......Sure

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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Strapper_Squared on October 31, 2005, 08:53:16 AM
I think on certain conditions, righties have advantages and on others lefties have advantages... just how it is.  On a normal house shot with tons of oil inside and little outside, lefties have the advantage.  Basically anyone can strike on a fresh house shot.  Throw the ball out somewhere and watch it come back.  Less bowlers on the left side, this type of reaction holds up longer.  BUT, when you bowl on a flatter condition (sport or whatever), the advantage has to go to the righties.  The extra bowlers cause the pattern to break down a little...you all of a sudden find a little more area while the lefties are still bowling on a rather fresh shot.  

I personally like the challenge of being able to read and adjust to lanes.  And if it really get too bad and you just can't take it any longer, there really is nothing preventing you (at least I don't think so) from switching over to the left side

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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: sir dyno on October 31, 2005, 09:08:46 AM
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Make the adjustment........


making the change is not really a problem BUT... i believe that right handers are slightly better than lefts because rights HAVE to know how to change more often then left
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: DukeHarding on October 31, 2005, 09:20:35 AM
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Make the adjustment........


making the change is not really a problem BUT... i believe that right handers are slightly better than lefts because rights HAVE to know how to change more often then left


That is a ridiculous blanket statement.

I know a lefty, that says the opposite:

"Lefty's are better than righty's, as we can square up, righty's can't."

Depends on the experience, and the talent of the bowlers. If you're talking about a house hack, fine...other wise it's pretty insulting, and tiring.

You just need a little cheese, with your whine.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Berreez on October 31, 2005, 10:28:55 AM
I too get tired of hearing this from righties.  If you have a left hand, then bowl with it and stop your complaining or why not just learn to adjust.

I’ve once bowled on a team that was all lefties and we won the tournament! Needless to say the righties didn’t have much to say about that. We took away their excuse!!! Did we have to make adjustments, of course but it wasn’t any big deal.

On average I would have to say that if a lefty has a shot the shot very seldom leaves, but if we don’t there isn’t anyone to help us open our side up like the right-handers do. Then we have to make adjustments to that by going straighter, changing ball speeds, hand positions, tilt or axis rotations or balls.

Again it all goes back to how the lanes were setup. Most of the righties that are complaining are house hacks (my opinion) anyway. If they were as good as they think they are then they would have found away to adjust. You guys sound just like those damned Democrats, whining all the time about something not being fair!!!

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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: mrfjmt on October 31, 2005, 10:57:39 AM
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The best of both worlds.  We have a young man who has established an ave with both hands and with both hands carries an over 200 ave.

   Come leaague time, during practice he tosses balls with both hands to determine which side plays better and then bowls that league with which hand he has determined to give the best shot.

   He never complains.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: LuckyLefty on October 31, 2005, 12:50:59 PM
I have an acquaintance that can throw traditional righty or backup with his right hand up the left side...getting the so called lefty advantage.

I've seen him bowl an 816 in a tourney with a 300 up the left side.

That was about 5 years ago.

I asked him when he decides to bowl right or left.  He says I bowl on the left when the shot is better.  8 times out of 10 that I've seen him the last few years he was on the right!

Hmmmm!?

REgards,

Luckylefty
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Ragnar on October 31, 2005, 12:57:09 PM
I have nothing against lefties, other than fluff-up-five, merkin salesmen with fewer revs than Scott Devers.  Now they should be exiled to Lebanon.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: a_ak57 on October 31, 2005, 01:30:53 PM
I think I'll bring up the double-edged sword aspect.  Sure, if the pattern is there and there is only one lefty he won't have to move a ton.  BUT, what if there is absolutely no shot to start out with?  He'll be waiting game after game to get a line, while the right side of the lane will break down quickly and the righties will have a better time scoring...
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Speedburner89 on October 31, 2005, 02:30:29 PM
Tommy Jones is the hottest bowler on the planet right now, and he's a righty, so.....
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: mrfjmt on October 31, 2005, 02:36:07 PM
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I think I'll bring up the double-edged sword aspect.  Sure, if the pattern is there and there is only one lefty he won't have to move a ton.  BUT, what if there is absolutely no shot to start out with?  He'll be waiting game after game to get a line, while the right side of the lane will break down quickly and the righties will have a better time scoring...
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To that, I would say what SuperSaw wrote in reply #4:

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Since I am a lefty yes I do. That is all I ever hear, " you don't have to deal with what we do, noone else bowls on your side." And I always say the same thing, deal with it or shut up.


Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: mrfjmt on October 31, 2005, 03:34:50 PM
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I think I'll bring up the double-edged sword aspect.  Sure, if the pattern is there and there is only one lefty he won't have to move a ton.  BUT, what if there is absolutely no shot to start out with?  He'll be waiting game after game to get a line, while the right side of the lane will break down quickly and the righties will have a better time scoring...
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To that, I would say what SuperSaw wrote in reply #4:

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Since I am a lefty yes I do. That is all I ever hear, " you don't have to deal with what we do, noone else bowls on your side." And I always say the same thing, deal with it or shut up.






????????? He was defending that we can be shut out very easily?? WTH?
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Yes, a_ak57 was defending lefties, where their condition may not change for the better if not ideal to begin with.  To that, I say lefties should "deal with it or shut up" instead of whine about how their shot doesn't "open up" the way it might on the right side.  This is in response to SuperSaw's reply that right-handers should "deal with it or shut up" when lefties DO have a great shot to the hole and never have to make a adjustment (sir dyno's initial post.)
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: Ragnar on October 31, 2005, 03:36:09 PM
Don't you all know that there is a natural slope in lanes from the left gutter to the pocket?  Never ceases to amaze me that righties don't make use of this and throw backup balls.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: scotts33 on October 31, 2005, 03:38:21 PM
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have nothing against lefties, other than fluff-up-five, merkin salesmen with fewer revs than Scott Devers. Now they should be exiled to Lebanon.


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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: BrunsMAC on October 31, 2005, 04:03:38 PM
My friend is a very extreme bowler. He has a Plastic ball sanded down pretty low, he throws it reverse hook off the corner and up 1-10 board. He torches it which is kind of messed up but w/e.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: mrfjmt on October 31, 2005, 04:20:31 PM
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Shutup and deal with the bashing?? LMAO, you guys are just babies with the exception of those who understand how easy we can be shutout also. But if you blame your own poor bowling on the fact that the leftside is 'easier' you've got problems.



Who here has asked you to shut up and deal with any bashing?  I understand that the left side isn't always wide open.  a_ak57 understands it.  However, you can't have it both ways.  You can't tell right-handers to "deal with it or shut up" if they complain about lefties having a sweet shot where little to no adjustment is needed...then not expect yourselves to be told to "deal with it or shut up" if you whine about not having that nice little nut you think you deserve.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on October 31, 2005, 05:35:32 PM
People who whine about lefties having it easy either need to try an arrow other than the magic 2nd one, or learn to bowl left-handed to see how easy the other side really is.

I'm righty and STAYING that way

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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: mrfjmt on November 01, 2005, 11:43:06 AM
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Didn't you just tell me to shutup and deal with it in that post before or I am I totally off base?? LOL if I was Ill retract that statement, it just seemed like you were telling all lefties to deal with the bashing. I might have misunderstood.




Oh brother, how many times and ways do I have to state this?  I'll type it S-L-O-W-L-Y this time so it'll sink in, ok??

1. Sir dyno posts (in all of the lefties' opinion, whines) that lefties never have to make any adjustments and that isn't fair;
2. SuperSaw chastises sir dyno by stating that he should "deal with it or shut up".  All of the other lefties contributing to this thread (and some of the righties) agree with this sentiment;
3. a_ak57 offers the often-used lefty argument that while left-side conditions don't change as much or as quickly as right-side condition, this phenomena also has its drawbacks.  Namely, that if the condition isn't all that wonderful on the left, it tends to stay not-too-wonderful since there usually isn't as much play on the left to break it down into something else;
4. I contend that lefties often use this argument to explain their inadequate bowling just as righties often use sir dyno's argument to explain theirs.  While I would prefer to take the high road and just blow off such lefty rants, or maybe try to offer some insight as to why things like this happen, this is the Internet. It's much more fun to stoop to the lowest common denominator and add fuel to the fire.  Thus, I offer to lefties who whine about "our conditions don't change, so when (I say "if") it's tough out there, we're stuck playing on hard, sucky conditions the whole time, boo-hoo..." the same, uh, "advice" that SuperSaw does to whiny right-handers - to deal with it or shut up.  Don't you think that's fair?  Don't you lefties want to be treated equally?  If you do, all I'm offering is equal treatment.  Nothing more, nothing less.

So, Wrongside, does this at all help you see that you aren't being told to shut up and deal with the bashing?
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: bowling9883 on November 01, 2005, 11:45:55 AM
lol i always make a joke that lefties bowl with the wrong hand but I'm always kiddin. Shut yur azz up and quit whining just because he owned you.
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: collegebowler on November 01, 2005, 01:47:23 PM
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I’ve once bowled on a team that was all lefties and we won the tournament! Needless to say the righties didn’t have much to say about that. We took away their excuse!!! Did we have to make adjustments, of course but it wasn’t any big deal.
Congratulations, but there is a slight flaw in your logic.  You still only had 5 out of 10 guys on the left side, and righties would love to have that ratio.  I bet all of the righties in the tournament had more than 5 guys on their side except for the ones on your pair, so you still didn't have to adjust as much as the average righty.

If I was equally talented with both hands, I would definitely bowl left handed.  However, there is an advantage to bowling right handed.  You get to watch others to see what lines are working, and you can play inside the track to create more area on a tough pattern.  This becomes a disadvantage late in a tournament because everyone keeps trying to stay inside the oil line and you have to play 25 at the arrows to keep it on the lane.  If a bowler is not comfortable making adjustments or playing deep, they would be better off on the left side.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: DukeHarding on November 01, 2005, 04:58:55 PM
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I would definitely bowl left handed.  However, there is an advantage to bowling right handed.  You get to watch others to see what lines are working, and you can play inside the track to create more area on a tough pattern.  This becomes a disadvantage late in a tournament because everyone keeps trying to stay inside the oil line and you have to play 25 at the arrows to keep it on the lane.  If a bowler is not comfortable making adjustments or playing deep, they would be better off on the left side.


Where do the poor leftys go, after you've used up all their head oil?
Throw BBs across, what's left of your pattern?

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Edited on 11/1/2005 6:02 PM
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: janderson on November 01, 2005, 05:06:32 PM
the grass is always greener...
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: collegebowler on November 01, 2005, 05:24:56 PM
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I would definitely bowl left handed.  However, there is an advantage to bowling right handed.  You get to watch others to see what lines are working, and you can play inside the track to create more area on a tough pattern.  This becomes a disadvantage late in a tournament because everyone keeps trying to stay inside the oil line and you have to play 25 at the arrows to keep it on the lane.  If a bowler is not comfortable making adjustments or playing deep, they would be better off on the left side.


Where do the poor leftys go, after you've used up all their head oil?
Throw BBs across, what's left of your pattern?

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Edited on 11/1/2005 6:02 PM
They usually switch to a less aggressive ball and continue to play outside 3rd arrow.  I would rather bowl on burnt heads than a desert with lots of carrydown, although neither situation is ideal.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: outdagutter on November 03, 2005, 08:25:07 PM
Actually, I like bowling against lefties, they don't use my track. Not even the righties use my track because I play so deep. I normally only use one ball, sometimes two if #1 ball looses steam, and depending on how quickly the lanes break down, I may resort to a ball with a bit more power to finish.
But as far as bowling lefties, to me it doesn't matter who it is, in my mind, I can take them.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: outdagutter on November 03, 2005, 08:27:03 PM
Actually, I like bowling against lefties, they don't use my track. Not even the righties use my track because I play so deep. I normally only use one ball, sometimes two if #1 ball looses steam, and depending on how quickly the lanes break down, I may resort to a ball with a bit more power to finish.
But as far as bowling lefties, to me it doesn't matter who it is, in my mind, I can take them.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: outdagutter on November 03, 2005, 08:27:58 PM
Actually, I like bowling against lefties, they don't use my track. Not even the righties use my track because I play so deep. I normally only use one ball, sometimes two if #1 ball looses steam, and depending on how quickly the lanes break down, I may resort to a ball with a bit more power to finish.
But as far as bowling lefties, to me it doesn't matter who it is, in my mind, I can take them.
Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: DukeHarding on November 03, 2005, 08:52:23 PM
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But as far as bowling lefties, to me it doesn't matter who it is, in my mind, I can take them.


Post it again...
If you post it enough times, you may believe it.  
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Title: Re: i hate left handers....
Post by: outdagutter on November 04, 2005, 12:09:22 AM
Sorry, had no idea it had posted so many times.