Author Topic: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck (Read 7087 times)

9andaWiggle · « **on:** December 17, 2007, 04:05:56 AM »

Hitting like a truck just isn't getting the job done anymore. I fluff up the 10 board, and feel that it is my God-given right as a bowler to be able to buy technology that will give me the hitting power of the crankers without becoming one myself. Therefore, which new ball will hook the most, hit harder than a truck, and is guaranteed to send many messengers flying around everywhere even with few revs and slow ball speed?
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Juggernaut · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:52:23 PM »

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Oprah Winfery's big a..

I heard she was busted by the D.E.A. for having been caught with 50lbs of crack concealed on her person (LOL).

P.S. yes, I know it is old...... so am I.
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Russell · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:55:28 PM »

How many times are we going to have this same post before we realize that balls don't hit hard...matchups do?

Oh god what's the point....just go by the latest ______ by _______ and I'm sure it will be the hardest hitting ball ever.
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Astroman · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2007, 11:06:32 PM »

I know what you need: plastic.

Plastic explosive, that is. Hits harder than anything mentioned, except Oprah's vajayjay maybe. Will it throw messengers, you ask? It'll send pins into the next century!
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Mark T. Trgovac · « **Reply #34 on:** December 18, 2007, 12:25:34 AM »

You want something that is sure to carry the corner every time, and all you have to do is go up to the lane once. Hmmmm, Get a cell phone and call to the back and tell the pin boy or the man in the back to press the button that makes the light show second ball and then hit reset. You will for sure knock every pin down, and only walk to the lane once. LOl.
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novawagonmaster · « **Reply #35 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:09:57 AM »

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Wow nobody has said Lane #1 yet I am surprised.
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Fluff E Bunnie · « **Reply #36 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:28:47 AM »

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Oprah's vajayjay = Junk in trunk?
I am lost....

Her vajayjay is not located in the trunk area... You are getting warm. Or maybe cold depending on said vajayjay.
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Greg T · « **Reply #37 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:16:25 AM »

I'd do her.......................

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CharlieBrown · « **Reply #38 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:22:12 AM »

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Have you all forgotten the Messenger Ti Lightweight, or is that a secret you're keeping to yourself?
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OMG, LMAO! How could I forget about the Messenger Ti Lightweight!! The only problem is, those things are going for boo coo bucks on Ebay!! I cain't 'ford one.

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T Brockette · « **Reply #39 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:24:41 AM »

Chuck Norris Vis-A-Ball.............The pins will fall down in fear before the ball even gets to them.

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StormNation2 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:58:27 AM »

I don't know why, but astroman's post reminded me of something. The radioactive ball in the simpsons bowling arcade game. That was fun the way it glowed down the lane and the pins just blew up. BTW, that makes realize I got to go by the Simpson's movie today!!! Maybe the Spider pig would hit pretty hard.

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KDawg77 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:59:36 AM »

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, hit however a Spider-Pig hits!

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srlunatic · « **Reply #42 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:02:29 AM »

Fred Flinstone's Ball from back in the day....

Did whatever necessary (blow up...break into 10 pieces...etc..) to do what was needed......and probably cost 2 bucks at Kmartstone

Rick Wunder · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:07:16 AM »

How about something that hits like a tank? I seem to remember some reviews of balls that hit like a tank. Does a tank hit harder than a truck (or anything else discussed so far - lol)?
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bstone · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:07:19 AM »

the only bad thing about the packer viz a ball(beside it being fugly) is the fragrance of Old Milwaukee & cheese....
an old

hits like a ton of bricks or a speeding locomotive... is that better?
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Fluff E Bunnie · « **Reply #45 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:21:48 AM »

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How about something that hits like a tank? I seem to remember some reviews of balls that hit like a tank. Does a tank hit harder than a truck (or anything else discussed so far - lol)?
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I would thank a tank would just dominate the pins more. It's a freaking tank! Trucks could be like a giant truck or a little normal truck.
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