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Title: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: 9andaWiggle on December 17, 2007, 04:05:56 AM
Hitting like a truck just isn't getting the job done anymore.  I fluff up the 10 board, and feel that it is my God-given right as a bowler to be able to buy technology that will give me the hitting power of the crankers without becoming one myself.  Therefore, which new ball will hook the most, hit harder than a truck, and is guaranteed to send many messengers flying around everywhere even with few revs and slow ball speed?
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Sir Bowl-A-Lot on December 17, 2007, 12:08:16 PM
My vote would be for the Storm Agent.
Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: WSUstroker on December 17, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
My vote is for the wrecking ball.  Even with your fluffing you will have no problems covering the lane and carrying all ten.  You may even send messengers to the other lanes!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: MegaMav on December 17, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
if you want something that hits like a truck, then use a truck.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: KDawg77 on December 17, 2007, 12:22:49 PM
Oprah's vajayjay
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: mainzer on December 17, 2007, 12:24:47 PM
MoRich Nsane LeveRG or one of my co-workers
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: novawagonmaster on December 17, 2007, 12:29:42 PM
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Oprah's vajayjay
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Oprah's unit sure does get alot of attention on this site!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: KDawg77 on December 17, 2007, 12:30:32 PM
"The Soup" has me programmed.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: WSUstroker on December 17, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
quote:
"The Soup" has me programmed.



Is that like the "kool-aid" warmed up?
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: dizzyfugu on December 17, 2007, 12:59:10 PM
Don't get a ball - get a coach!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 17, 2007, 01:11:38 PM
My first vote would go for Storm Attitude Shift.
My second vote would go for an 18 wheeler.  
My third vote would be to tell your significant other to do a better job in certain areas, and to get you on a better workout program.
My fourth vote, ahh maybe I have said enough.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: another300 on December 17, 2007, 01:17:38 PM
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Don't get a ball - get a coach!


I heard those coaches hit harder than a truck and with those arms flaying around as they go head first into the pins, they send plenty of messengers.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 17, 2007, 01:24:10 PM
quote:
"The Soup" has me programmed.


I personally like the Mail Nurse or Mankini but that probably reveals something about myself that I don't want to face right now.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: KDawg77 on December 17, 2007, 01:26:10 PM
I'm still dreading the VAJAPOCALYPSE!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Badger856 on December 17, 2007, 01:26:43 PM
Well, don't go with a Bears, or Vikings Viz a ball....I don't think can hit anything.....GO PACK.  Sorry, had to get that in.
Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 17, 2007, 01:27:36 PM
I tried using hits like Rosie O'Donnell but it bombed.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 17, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
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I'm still dreading the VAJAPOCALYPSE!


Say what you will about that show but Obama + Oprah + Yo Gabba Gabba = A Journey to the Center of the Hott.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Laybzz74 on December 17, 2007, 01:35:44 PM
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 17, 2007, 01:38:14 PM
I actually more like a ball that hits like a steam roller and just drives through and doesn't send pins everywhere but that sounds less sexy.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 17, 2007, 02:03:53 PM
I tried using some hits from Pamala Anderson's upper half but left many flat 10's. Stay away from those things!!!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: KDawg77 on December 17, 2007, 02:06:31 PM
SN2,

How could you use "Pamela Anderson" and "flat" in the same statement?!


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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: sdbowler on December 17, 2007, 02:08:44 PM
Wow nobody has said Lane #1 yet I am surprised.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 17, 2007, 02:09:33 PM
Dunno just thought it was funny.    If you use both of them your bound to leave a corner pin somewhere.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: A K A on December 17, 2007, 02:10:07 PM
I don't know what you are talking about, you pm'd me stating you had a ball that hit sheep harder than any truck made??   What's up with that?   I think you called it lefty???
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: 9andaWiggle on December 17, 2007, 02:25:44 PM
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Have you all forgotten the Messenger Ti Lightweight, or is that a secret you're keeping to yourself?
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OMG, LMAO!  How could I forget about the Messenger Ti Lightweight!!  The only problem is, those things are going for boo coo bucks on Ebay!!  I cain't 'ford one.  

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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: LuckyLefty on December 17, 2007, 02:27:45 PM
I read your profile...and until you said you threw with softer than average speed...(Last phrase) I thought you were Walter Ray!

REgards,

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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: NicholasE on December 17, 2007, 07:37:21 PM
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Oprah's vajayjay = Junk in trunk?
I am lost....
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I'd say get something that hits like a locomotive...that will get the pins down...if that don't work get a big azz medicine ball and that should do it!

Make sure its as wide as the lane to ensure that you get all the pins down!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: big on December 17, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Aside from the jokes here, Id try a lanemasters terminator or maybe the hole finder solid by Banger. Both of these balls hit harder than most stuff out there, but the carry is out of this world. Check the posts on this site on both these balls. they may be just what your looking for.
Good luck and better bowling
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Juggernaut on December 17, 2007, 07:59:40 PM
And, as the sun sinks slowly in the west, this hijacked thread has now officially veered off into a whole 'nother galaxy of DUH!

P.S.  The only thing I can think of that hits this hard would be a Catholic Nun after she catches you with your hand in the cookie jar ( so to speak)
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: six pack on December 17, 2007, 08:34:14 PM
ANGULAR ONE! boy dose this ball wind up and crush 'em.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Juggernaut on December 17, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
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Oprah Winfery's big a..


  I heard she was busted by the D.E.A. for having been caught with 50lbs of crack concealed on her person (LOL).

P.S. yes, I know it is old...... so am I.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Russell on December 17, 2007, 08:55:28 PM
How many times are we going to have this same post before we realize that balls don't hit hard...matchups do?

Oh god what's the point....just go by the latest ______ by _______ and I'm sure it will be the hardest hitting ball ever.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Astroman on December 17, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
I know what you need: plastic.  


Plastic explosive, that is.  Hits harder than anything mentioned, except Oprah's vajayjay maybe.  Will it throw messengers, you ask?  It'll send pins into the next century!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Mark T. Trgovac on December 18, 2007, 12:25:34 AM
You want something that is sure to carry the corner every time, and all you have to do is go up to the lane once. Hmmmm, Get a cell phone and call to the back and tell the pin boy or the man in the back to press the button that makes the light show second ball and then hit reset. You will for sure knock every pin down, and only walk to the lane once. LOl.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: novawagonmaster on December 18, 2007, 06:09:57 AM
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Wow nobody has said Lane #1 yet I am surprised.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 18, 2007, 06:28:47 AM
quote:
Oprah's vajayjay = Junk in trunk?
I am lost....


Her vajayjay is not located in the trunk area...  You are getting warm.  Or maybe cold depending on said vajayjay.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Greg T on December 18, 2007, 07:16:25 AM

 
I'd do her.......................





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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: CharlieBrown on December 18, 2007, 07:22:12 AM
quote:
quote:
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Have you all forgotten the Messenger Ti Lightweight, or is that a secret you're keeping to yourself?
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OMG, LMAO!  How could I forget about the Messenger Ti Lightweight!!  The only problem is, those things are going for boo coo bucks on Ebay!!  I cain't 'ford one.  

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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: T Brockette on December 18, 2007, 07:24:41 AM
Chuck Norris Vis-A-Ball.............The pins will fall down in fear before the ball even gets to them.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 18, 2007, 07:58:27 AM
I don't know why, but astroman's post reminded me of something.  The radioactive ball in the simpsons bowling arcade game. That was fun the way it glowed down the lane and the pins just blew up.  BTW, that makes realize I got to go by the Simpson's movie today!!!  Maybe the Spider pig would hit pretty hard.  
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: KDawg77 on December 18, 2007, 07:59:36 AM
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, hit however a Spider-Pig hits!
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: srlunatic on December 18, 2007, 08:02:29 AM
Fred Flinstone's Ball from back in the day....

Did whatever necessary (blow up...break into 10 pieces...etc..) to do what was needed......and probably cost 2 bucks at Kmartstone
Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Rick Wunder on December 18, 2007, 08:07:16 AM
How about something that hits like a tank?  I seem to remember some reviews of balls that hit like a tank.  Does a tank hit harder than a truck (or anything else discussed so far - lol)?
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: bstone on December 18, 2007, 08:07:19 AM
the only bad thing about the packer viz a ball(beside it being fugly) is the fragrance of Old Milwaukee & cheese....
an old hits like a ton of bricks or a speeding locomotive... is that better?
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 18, 2007, 08:21:48 AM
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How about something that hits like a tank?  I seem to remember some reviews of balls that hit like a tank.  Does a tank hit harder than a truck (or anything else discussed so far - lol)?
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I would thank a tank would just dominate the pins more.  It's a freaking tank!  Trucks could be like a giant truck or a little normal truck.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Dan Belcher on December 18, 2007, 08:23:30 AM
What hits harder than a truck?  Two trucks, of course.
Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 18, 2007, 09:06:37 AM
What hits harder than a tank?  Two tanks.  
What hits harder than two tanks?  A nuclear missle.
What hits harder than a nuclear missle?  SpiderPig  
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: CoachLefty on December 18, 2007, 09:10:35 AM
all my bowling balls hit like this, http://www.csulb.edu/~jbyrd/ca/ca11.jpg

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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: NicholasE on December 18, 2007, 09:19:50 AM
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all my bowling balls hit like this, http://www.csulb.edu/~jbyrd/ca/ca11.jpg

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pssshhhhtttt weak...mines at least 3 times that...haha
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: strikealot on December 18, 2007, 09:31:45 AM
well this is what my truck would to yours...

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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 18, 2007, 09:42:10 AM
There is one I would love to put here but I don't think it would be allowed, search Big Trucks on Google, page 5 second row down all the way to the right.  I hope it works for everyone.  If not it is the lowrideredge one.  That is a nice truck.  

I thought I heard K-Dawg has a big one, since he forgot to take his medication this morning, he should come up with some pretty good ones.  
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Robadat on December 18, 2007, 11:09:48 AM
To get those pesky corner pins out, do a little mod. (http://"http://www.hupfsrepair.com/Images/BossVPlow1.JPG")
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on December 18, 2007, 11:11:49 AM
You can't throw two trucks unless maybe it is a skills challenge.  It is better to throw one tank.  You could possibly throw one truck with two hands if you are into that sort of trendy stuff.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: bstone on December 18, 2007, 11:23:49 AM
then there's what we'd all like;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcR8RqSqqL0

a little help
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: Monster Pike on December 18, 2007, 11:32:47 AM
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then there's what we'd all like;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcR8RqSqqL0

a little help
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Yes.  That's the ticket, right there.
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Title: Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
Post by: StormNation2 on December 18, 2007, 11:36:00 AM
yep that one tops it all, man i would give anything to have that luck and carry, maybe we should all throw the ball like that

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