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Title: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Slopsurprise on August 03, 2006, 11:46:41 AM
What do ya have folks?
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Pincrusher on August 03, 2006, 09:45:00 PM
Pick One:
Strikaholics
Highly Handicapped (love this one)
The Hookers (only if all of you hook)

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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: legend4life95 on August 03, 2006, 09:47:26 PM
Just finished summer league tonight and our name was Spray & Pray

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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: legend4life95 on August 03, 2006, 09:48:46 PM
Our team name for the fall league is: Put-it-n-da-hole
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Edited on 8/3/2006 9:44 PM
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: ebolanebowler on August 03, 2006, 09:55:40 PM
"enter team name here"    Best ever

"Off in the woods"  When people beat you they say "We beat off in the woods"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Slopsurprise on August 03, 2006, 10:24:20 PM
LOL! Some good ones folks, keep em coming.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: strikestriketapped on August 03, 2006, 10:25:35 PM
On Thursday it's something karma (not something, just can't remember because we got a new name today). Friday it's a 1 person team and my name is "Last Place" but I'm in first place. Saturday, it's "Get in my belly" because of that Sizzler commercial. I think it was Sizzler...
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: No Open Tenths on August 03, 2006, 10:26:57 PM
In my midnight league last year we used the name "Big Dick's halfway Inn" I thought it was clever and with team names like Rock out with your cock out on the league it seemed to fit. I stole that from someone on the internet so I can't really claim it. It went off without a hitch til we won the league and they forgot the extra n on the end. Still bugs me as it just seems crass rather than clever spelled this way.
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Crankenstein300 on August 03, 2006, 11:15:58 PM
Well, if you want the wink wink nudge nudge type of team name, a friend of mine came up with My Dixie Wrecked for his Swiss team.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: burly on August 03, 2006, 11:39:31 PM
chuck and duck
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Spider Ball Bowler on August 03, 2006, 11:51:36 PM
My team name for the summer, which got rejected by our league.

Wiebanng Phatchix, INC.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: ThongPrincess on August 04, 2006, 12:43:35 AM
My sport league team name - TBS - Talent and Bull S
My Tuesday league team name, Hdcp is 80% of the difference between team averages and we always get handicap -Deadly Hdcp
Winter league team name in a 24 team league in a 24 lane house - Team 25
Not a name I've used - HTHPAH (Hit The Head Pin A_ _ Hole)
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: TWOHAND834 on August 04, 2006, 12:58:12 AM
Short Bus Racing
Happy Hookers (used that one in a YABA league)
Career Night
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Former Pro Shop Operator

If anyone out there is worried about the scores being too high, try duckpin!!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: anorexicwonder on August 04, 2006, 06:05:31 AM
I once belonged to a team where all of my teammates each outweighed me by at least 130 pounds.  We called ourselves:  "Four Whales and a Fishing Pole"

When we had the only black guy in town on our team, we called ourselves, "Plus One Brother"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: dizzyfugu on August 04, 2006, 06:14:35 AM
"From behind" (I tried to get this one through once, but it was rejected by the team... although I like the intimidating undertone )
"Cold fingers"
"Pocket Monsters" (with a Bowlemon, Sparemon, Splitemon...)
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Willaby Rags on August 04, 2006, 09:34:55 AM
There's one in my summer league....DILLAGAF
Does It Look Like I Give A F***
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Ryan
Wilmington, DE
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: CG_Matters on August 04, 2006, 09:39:58 AM
I've always been a fan of L.O.F.T   (Lack Of F#!%*! Talent)
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on August 04, 2006, 09:46:19 AM
How about: Funny Team Name
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Geddy Lee
Of salesmen!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Brian Green on August 04, 2006, 09:47:16 AM
heres an interesting one:

 "the drinking team with a bowling problem"
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"USAbowlersmart.com - only the best Survive"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: KDawg77 on August 04, 2006, 09:52:21 AM
I have that t-shirt.
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That's right. I said it!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Righty-Tighty on August 04, 2006, 09:53:27 AM
quote:
What do ya have folks?



Last Season, my team told me to name the team. We all threw 15+lbs, so I named our team,....  


"Heavy Balls"

You can use it,

Happy Bowling,
R-T
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: baccala8872 on August 04, 2006, 10:08:50 AM
Just some suggestions from my men's late Thursday league from last year's fall season:

--Up Yours
--After Midnight (for the team who always finished last)
--Anchor's Away  (for the team that had anchor who shot 250-150-??? every week)
--the Oddities
--FUBAR (painfully obvious)
--Yes, We're Great
--The Bowlsheviks
--Stop with the Crossovers Already
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--a cancer-ridden Warren Zevon's reply to David Letterman's question of, "What have you learned from life?"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: KDawg77 on August 04, 2006, 10:13:42 AM
I was trying to come up with something about two persons arguing ad naseum about the possibilities of shooting multiple 900's, never having a chance of convincing the other, and beating a dead horse, but nothing came to mind.
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That's right. I said it!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on August 04, 2006, 10:36:04 AM
quote:

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
4 Out of 5 Doctors
Jif and the Choosy Mothers


Are these trademarked or can I steal these?


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Current Arsenal:
Geddy Lee
Of salesmen!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Fluff E Bunnie on August 04, 2006, 10:42:39 AM
quote:
They're all yours Fluff


HOT.

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Current Arsenal:
Geddy Lee
Of salesmen!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on August 04, 2006, 10:46:58 AM
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death.

It's gonna be a while until that smile is off of my face from that one...lol
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Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture Specialist.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: DANGERZONE on August 04, 2006, 10:55:17 AM
Tuckin Fen Pins.....
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Dgeoe on August 04, 2006, 11:03:23 AM
Filthy Wilma's Topless Tacos
The Penetrators
PubE5
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: manu57 on August 04, 2006, 11:48:56 AM
There was a team name that had to be changed mid season:  The original was;

Too Much Head;
It was changed to
Too Much Head Pin
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: cficare068 on August 04, 2006, 12:16:47 PM
My summer league team name is Elifphino.  I think that I am going to suggest naming my fall league Fat Panzies.  That way if we you lose we can be like, No big deal you beat a bunch of pat panzies. But if we win we can say, suck to be youm you just got be by a bunch of fat panzies.
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Rule GP2, Rule Delta 1, Slash, Heat Blast, Heat,  Desert Heat, Boxing Glove
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: baccala8872 on August 04, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
Any redheads on your team?  Then you could use "XXXXXX and Ruby Pubie......"
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"Enjoy every sandwich."
--a cancer-ridden Warren Zevon's reply to David Letterman's question of, "What have you learned from life?"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Brutal Bowler on August 04, 2006, 12:55:17 PM
Pocket Rocket
Brooklyn Dodgers
Needle & Pin
Pin My Ball
Bowling Is Great, This Is The Squad - Use 1st letter of each word (lol)

Just a few.
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Current Arsenal:
Brunswick Groove Reactive
Storm Paradigm (drilled)
Storm Paradigm (undrilled)
Ebonite XXXcel
AMF Sumo

Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: nd300 on August 04, 2006, 01:20:47 PM
A great mixed couples name--------
 "Dinner For Four"
 From the classic joke---what's 69 x 2=
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Chris
 Lane#1--nothing else hits like 'em.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Floridarevmachine on August 04, 2006, 01:29:00 PM
The Mangynas (man-jyna), The Rusty Trombones
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mmmmmmmmmm Beer
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: KDawg77 on August 04, 2006, 02:02:45 PM
meecrob
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That's right. I said it!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: BrunsNick on August 04, 2006, 02:08:21 PM
# :
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
http://www.BrunsNick.com
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!


Edited on 8/4/2006 2:03 PM
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: KDawg77 on August 04, 2006, 02:12:21 PM
quote:
# :


Somehow I hear "Cleveland" from "Family Guy" in my head saying, "That's naaaaa-sty."
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That's right. I said it!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: cnimsk on August 04, 2006, 02:37:18 PM
Gutter Divers

Chuck
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Hogsharley on August 04, 2006, 03:01:41 PM
The Incredibowls.
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3 holes of fun!!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Merc26 on August 04, 2006, 03:09:05 PM
If you are on a mix league team of two men and two women, your team name could be "Four Balls and Two Splits"
A few years back in our mix league, our team name was "The Bobbits" after Lorena Bobbit.  It was great when we bowled "The Missing Links" and the "No Balls"
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: BrunsNick on August 04, 2006, 05:09:10 PM
haha giggity giggity!
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-06
http://www.BrunsNick.com
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: Jesse James on August 04, 2006, 06:53:26 PM
Big Balls or Bust
Gutter,Gutter,Goal!
The Mushtarellies
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Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: TerryV on August 04, 2006, 07:13:08 PM
how about We All Want to be Lefties
oor.. the other joke, Whats 2q+2q=?
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Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: leftehh- LG on August 04, 2006, 11:37:25 PM
quote:
My team name for the summer, which got rejected by our league.

Wiebanng Phatchix, INC.



I honestly think you made my day!
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"Bowl to win"
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: kmanestor22 on August 05, 2006, 12:43:47 AM
quote:
The Rusty Trombones
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mmmmmmmmmm Beer

beat me to it!
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Where is the bait?  I'm goin' to jail!!! - Chocolate GAYzer
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: kmanestor22 on August 05, 2006, 12:45:43 AM
I've seen Scorgasms, thought it was pretty good.
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Where is the bait?  I'm goin' to jail!!! - Chocolate GAYzer
Title: Re: I need some funny and creative team names for this season
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on August 05, 2006, 11:05:03 AM
My son's youth team (mind you, he's 11) used Creeping Evil one year and Flaming Skulls of Death the next.  I found those names on a team name list on bowlingfans.com.

I hope he chooses something different this year... those two were a little weird
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GO LEAFS GO!!