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lilpossum1

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Most messed up team you have ever seen (humor)
« on: December 31, 2014, 03:30:12 PM »
A few summers back, I put together a team that had more fun than the bowling alley really wanted us having. We had a joke going on that we were really screwed up at the arrows. We had a newbie that didn't know to use the arrows, a blind guy that couldn't see the arrows, a drunk guy that saw far too many arrows, and me joked about not hitting my mark within two arrows. One team got mad at us for yelling and having fun. The lady behind the counter almost called the health department because we had stink spray, and she couldn't find where the odor was coming from. My girlfriend almost broke up with me when my blind teammate gave me a kiss on the lips out of nowhere while I was talking to her. Throughout all that fun, we locked up first place without having to bowl the last three weeks of a short summer league, and I shot my first 700 series. Has anyone else ever been on a team that had that much fun?

 

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Re: Most messed up team you have ever seen (humor)
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 03:45:01 PM »
My Wednesday team.  Yes, were loud and bad.  Everyone in the bowling alley loves it, as league is 'fun' again.
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Re: Most messed up team you have ever seen (humor)
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 05:11:18 PM »
Gotta stay LOUD AND PROUD!

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Re: Most messed up team you have ever seen (humor)
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2015, 04:56:25 PM »
The group I bowl with on Thursday night is like That, we are pretty good and win more often than not but we are loud while we do it.  If their is  a Hanger, we well "GET HIM A BODY BAG! " We hoot and hollar during close matches to get fired up.

Before anyone says something  most of the league is like this.
"No one runs...from the conquerer "

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