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squirrelywrath1

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Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« on: May 13, 2014, 09:07:38 PM »
1)  Wrist supports.  These should only used as a training aid and not allowed in sanctioned competition.   Unfair to those who actually have strong wrists and hands.

2)  High tech bowling shoes.   Unfair to those who can't afford them.

3)  The use of throwing a reverse hook.  (Backup ball)   Unfair that these people have the option to use the other side of the lane if they choose.   (Like Robert Smith when he won the Japan Cup.)

4)  Excessive ball speed.   Everyone should roll the ball at 25 mph or less.   (Not everyone is a freak of nature fireballer like Eugene McCune).   Those of us that roll at a 'normal' speed are at a disadvantage.

5)  Any ball that thumps over the thumbhole on spare shots should be declared illegal.  Not everyone can roll the ball end over end and not miss a single-pin spare in over two seasons like Walter Ray. 

6)  Any backswing that goes over the bowlers head should be declared illegal.   Most of us would dislocate our shoulders trying that.

So, everyone should use their thumb, wear house shoes, and gently stroke the ball up the 2nd arrow.   Have fun!



 

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2014, 11:10:54 PM »
Ban Steeler's shirts, Wolverine colors and Yankee jerseys from all my leagues also....and beer.

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2014, 09:19:11 AM »
Ban automatic pin setters. Trust a pin boy to get the pins on spot, plus you'll be helping to create jobs!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2014, 10:15:02 AM »
We should also ban new skin, and easy slide

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2014, 10:16:14 AM »
I forgot interchangealbe shoe slides

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2014, 10:50:10 AM »
Hey, no bringing beer into this!

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2014, 10:55:15 AM »
Ban outside bowling balls. There are plenty to choose from already on the ball racks. And shoes, the house has shoes you can rent. Think of all the extra space you would have without all the non-sense of the ball bags everywhere.
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2014, 11:02:09 AM »
First, I love me some females....

But, I don't think they should be allowed during a tourney right next to the men wearing white yoga like pants with the little animal from the Arabian desert pop'n out. also, I never saw an Asian chick with a butt like hers.. She made the late Tony Reyes look from several pairs down. It's all tenpinspro and bowl400 for allowing this lol.....at least one guy on our pair shot a 300...
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2014, 02:45:51 PM »
1)  Wrist supports.  These should only used as a training aid and not allowed in sanctioned competition.   Unfair to those who actually have strong wrists and hands.

2)  High tech bowling shoes.   Unfair to those who can't afford them.

3)  The use of throwing a reverse hook.  (Backup ball)   Unfair that these people have the option to use the other side of the lane if they choose.   (Like Robert Smith when he won the Japan Cup.)

4)  Excessive ball speed.   Everyone should roll the ball at 25 mph or less.   (Not everyone is a freak of nature fireballer like Eugene McCune).   Those of us that roll at a 'normal' speed are at a disadvantage.

5)  Any ball that thumps over the thumbhole on spare shots should be declared illegal.  Not everyone can roll the ball end over end and not miss a single-pin spare in over two seasons like Walter Ray. 

6)  Any backswing that goes over the bowlers head should be declared illegal.   Most of us would dislocate our shoulders trying that.

So, everyone should use their thumb, wear house shoes, and gently stroke the ball up the 2nd arrow.   Have fun!

so ban anyone who is more talented than you? i cant do some of those but that doesnt mean ban them just means they can do them and you cant.
so i guess we should ban anyone who can throw strikes cuz you cant right lol
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2014, 08:35:52 AM »
2) Bowling with a towel hanging from your back pocket, you look like a damn hillbilly, take the towel out of your back pocket.

I haven't seen this in a long time. It used be a common sight at my local center 12 years ago. I liked seeing bowlers who had the long towels. It would hang down to the back of their knee.
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2014, 10:37:55 AM »
This thread is funny and not meant to be serious. Are you? Even with your "lol" I have to wonder. It's all in good fun and meant to bring a smile forth. Happy thoughts! 

{quote} so ban anyone who is more talented than you? i cant do some of those but that doesnt mean ban them just means they can do them and you cant.
so i guess we should ban anyone who can throw strikes cuz you cant right lol {unquote}
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2014, 11:26:30 AM »
I heard the next thing to address is the approach.  Anything more than 4 steps will be deemed illegal by fall of 2016.

If you do take more than 4 steps, you aren't allowed a balance hole.

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2014, 12:35:37 PM »
First, I love me some females....

But, I don't think they should be allowed during a tourney right next to the men wearing white yoga like pants with the little animal from the Arabian desert pop'n out. also, I never saw an Asian chick with a butt like hers.. She made the late Tony Reyes look from several pairs down. It's all tenpinspro and bowl400 for allowing this lol.....at least one guy on our pair shot a 300...

Oh dear God...   this one cracks me up.   I have to agree, pretty ladies walking around are a definite distraction for me when I'm bowling.

Years ago I actually tripped over someone's street shoes because I was too busy watching a young Brenda Edwards "wiggle" her way to the foul line.   (Brenda Edwards is a former Team USA member)

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2014, 02:07:31 PM »
First, I love me some females....

But, I don't think they should be allowed during a tourney right next to the men wearing white yoga like pants with the little animal from the Arabian desert pop'n out. also, I never saw an Asian chick with a butt like hers.. She made the late Tony Reyes look from several pairs down. It's all tenpinspro and bowl400 for allowing this lol.....at least one guy on our pair shot a 300...

Oh dear God...   this one cracks me up.   I have to agree, pretty ladies walking around are a definite distraction for me when I'm bowling.

Years ago I actually tripped over someone's street shoes because I was too busy watching a young Brenda Edwards "wiggle" her way to the foul line.   (Brenda Edwards is a former Team USA member)

several years ago I bowled in a summer fun league and there was this 5'2" D cup beauty that bowled (newbie) and she got like a 3 lane courtesy every time she went up. And when she wore low cut shirts, we loved it when she spared and carried. that was a double HIGH 5 right there!!!  but, just like any other co-ed league, drama happened and she banned herself never to return to our summer league...
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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2014, 03:02:05 PM »
The sport needs some real athleticism.  My 3-year-old son weighs 32 lbs and throws an 8 lbs ball.  Therefore I suggest all bowlers must roll a ball weighing 25% of their clothed body weight.

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Re: Other things in bowling that need to be banned......
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2014, 03:57:15 PM »
That's awesome. Weigh ins at league. I love it.