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AlonzoHarris

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Parker Bohn lll style
« on: August 12, 2016, 09:31:51 PM »
What does it take to play the lanes like the great Parker Bohn lll? I'm seeking ball and release details. I understand lane conditions can affect these details but to generalize, playing up the 5-10 boards, do we look for High RG vs Low RG, High Diff vs Low Diff? Coverstock prep tend to by lower grit or do we need some polish to keep it from breaking early or burning up when on the edges?
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2016, 10:38:49 AM »
Why must we continue to be subjected to this? LOL
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2016, 10:51:30 AM »
Okay, while this has been entertaining, this topic has probably been hi-jacked enough.  Poor Mr Harris is getting a bit upset and someone should open a new topic where this banter can be continued. 
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2016, 10:55:13 AM »
This thread certainly turned into an Alice through the looking glass mode
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2016, 11:09:44 AM »
QUIT FEEDING THE TROLLS!!
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2016, 12:07:12 PM »
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on August 15, 2016, 10:24:12 AM
But its on any oil pattern from my 600 revs I get so many revs I can not see the ball's colors, logo, or bridge.

It's no wonder you only avg. 184. With a manly 600 revs, you must be spraying a hell of a rooster tail of oil onto the next lane. So the left lane starts to dry up as all of it's oil is sprayed onto the right lane, which is then sprayed onto the next lane over.

I imagine bowling on the pair next to you is hell... halfway through the 2nd game the oil must be running off into the gutter from the flood on the left lane (due to your overspray), while the right goes throgh a normal transition.

Have you considered putting a splash guard on your ball to help keep the oil on the lane you're bowling on?
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2handedvolcano

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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2016, 01:32:38 PM »
That's a good point my league Treasurer was telling me that every since i joined the league the number of 800s has gone down alot. I saw the donkee splash guard thanks!
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2016, 01:35:37 PM »
Does this have to do with everyone quitting the league since you joined? That could have something to do with it.
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2handedvolcano

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Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2016, 02:33:16 PM »
no one quit the league. At times I annoy the higher avg. bowlers, and make the lower avg. jealous.
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2016, 02:52:36 PM »
I don't know about the rest of you gentlemen, but I can no longer endure reading 2handedvolcano's nonsensical/jiberish. Put a fork in me....I'm done!
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2016, 02:55:00 PM »
Quote from: 9andaWiggle on August 15, 2016, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on August 15, 2016, 10:24:12 AM
But its on any oil pattern from my 600 revs I get so many revs I can not see the ball's colors, logo, or bridge.

It's no wonder you only avg. 184. With a manly 600 revs, you must be spraying a hell of a rooster tail of oil onto the next lane. So the left lane starts to dry up as all of it's oil is sprayed onto the right lane, which is then sprayed onto the next lane over.

I imagine bowling on the pair next to you is hell... halfway through the 2nd game the oil must be running off into the gutter from the flood on the left lane (due to your overspray), while the right goes throgh a normal transition.

Have you considered putting a splash guard on your ball to help keep the oil on the lane you're bowling on?

Wait ~9, he's Keanu Revs........you know, the throwbot!

Speaking of which.....you know........BrunsNick........you should put the 10lb T Zone on the Keanu Revs setting......just saying man! 
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2016, 03:18:35 PM »
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on August 15, 2016, 02:33:16 PM
no one quit the league. At times I annoy the higher avg. bowlers, and make the lower avg. jealous.

I get the annoyed bit.

Don't buy the jealous about your butt crack part.

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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2016, 06:28:05 PM »
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on August 15, 2016, 10:09:46 AM
I am Special Olympic certified and  becoming a USBC RVP in September.

You understand that "USBC RVP" is only a background check.
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2016, 07:50:27 PM »
My Columbia 300 Messenger TI Lightweight up against your stupid tzone. Your ball will explode from the sheer awesomeness of my ball, and the sound that it will make is PCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2016, 08:59:26 PM »
I'm sorry if I came across as rude.
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Re: Parker Bohn lll style
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2016, 08:28:40 AM »
Quote from: Impending Doom on August 15, 2016, 07:50:27 PM
My Columbia 300 Messenger TI Lightweight up against your stupid tzone. Your ball will explode from the sheer awesomeness of my ball, and the sound that it will make is PCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THAT'S more like it! :thumbsup:
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