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Gene J Kanak

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Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« on: June 13, 2004, 08:27:13 PM »
Hey everyone,

  After reading the latest in the series of posts telling all Lane 1 bowlers how stupid they are for using "over-priced brunswick equipment", I decided that I want to be smart. Since these scholars seem to be judging this matter on price alone, I have done some research and found that you're only smart if you use Visionary equipment. This assertion is based upon the fact that Visionary offers the lowest prices for its high-end equipment. Since the equipment is good and the prices are the lowest overall, that must mean that Visionary is the only option for "smart" bowlers. There you have it guys and gals, let's put AMF, Eboite, Hammer, Columia, Storm, Brunswick, Mo-Rich, Nu-Line, AZO, DT, Track and, of course, the evil empire that is Lane 1 out of business once and for all! Let all of the smart bowlers in the world unite unde three glorious letters: VBP!!!!! Case closed.
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SrKegler

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2004, 02:04:51 PM »
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And he ain't whistlin dixie either!!!!
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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2004, 02:08:25 PM »
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I got one question though....

Visionary, and Lane1 are the two companies that I use.
SO where does that put me?  Am I just an average Joe?
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livespive

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2004, 02:12:39 PM »
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I need all the different personalities to fill
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And he ain't whistlin dixie either!!!!
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel

1st law of combat, "Bullets always have the right of way"


(a smile from each of the many people that fill this vessel) LMAO


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livespive

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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2004, 02:23:53 PM »
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(a smile from each of the many people that fill this vessel) LMAO


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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
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http://www.visionarybowling.com






Um... Er..... Uh..... never mind !!


All of mine were happy at the moment (doesn't happen often)
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LuvThatWhiteDot

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2004, 03:04:33 PM »
I have a Purple Ice Executioner.  So I have one working brain cell
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livespive

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2004, 03:08:01 PM »
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I have a Purple Ice Executioner.  So I have one working brain cell
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Well forget that elnio Gold and get a charcoal ex and get another brain cell working lol j/k
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Strider

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2004, 03:11:57 PM »
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Got that right Gene, and don't forget to check out Celine, she is performing tonight in the Hawaiian room right after Carrot top.


Celine???  I know Jeffrevs will be there every night!  
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A_P_K

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2004, 03:13:02 PM »
I don't think I am a very smart person but all I use really is Visionary.  I wasted alot of time buying Buzzsaws, which are ALL gone now.

What I think makes Visionary stand out above the rest even if their equipment could be considered mediocre to some, is the versatility you'll get out of any one ball.

I've read people using the Granite on lighter oil, floods, and just about everywhere in between.  Myself, I've found that I can use the Green Gargoyle on various house conditions as long as there's fresh dry to work with.  There's something out there for everyone and maybe sometimes you'll have to work harder at finding which ball performs well for you.

Like many others also said...they're prices are just plain better than other companies.


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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2004, 03:15:34 PM »
I must be a genius.  I got rid of my 2 Buzzsaws, and my most recent purchase is a Visionary.  Good thing I'm smart, because I sure can't bowl!
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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2004, 03:56:54 PM »
I must be getting dumber as time goes on, then...
The last three balls I bought - one was Brunswick, 2 were Lane #1. I wouldn't know where to even buy a visionary ball - I think Oregon doesn't allow importing them!


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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2004, 04:15:37 PM »
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And in his right hand will be a lovely drink with an umbrella


The last half of that sentence isn't what I expected it to be...
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LuvThatWhiteDot

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2004, 10:53:36 PM »
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I have a Purple Ice Executioner.  So I have one working brain cell

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Well forget that elnio Gold and get a charcoal ex and get another brain cell working lol j/k


One Visionary's enough.  I gotta have that GOLD (Can you say needle in a haystack?  I'll never give up my search)
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Lottarevs

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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2004, 01:19:18 AM »
I know someone who had a one, does that make me smart by association?
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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2004, 05:39:19 PM »
i have blue balls .... oh ish was that out loud
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Re: Smart bowlers MUST use Visionary!
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2004, 05:44:51 PM »
I guess i will stay STUPID THEN!!!!! The granite gargoyle i bought was the biggest piece of junk i have had except the lanemasters answer which is far the most worthless ball made. I will stay stupid and keep buying dynothane and lane1 balls for more money but thanks for asking.
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