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Haha, Ryan, I agree. Actually, you'd be fine with the plastic only, or maybe a lignum vitae ball...
When I make it to the land of actual oil on the lanes, I use my NHP, my Creature, and my Blue Dot. Back home in Chitown, I throw in a Heist and, soon, a TBD (either a Break or 'Nsane LevRG, when it's released in November).