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sneaky PETE

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funny bowling story
« on: February 24, 2019, 12:19:39 AM »
i was talking to an old guy who bowls in the same house as me on sunday and we were talking about how some bowling centers are not kept up well. anyway he told me this story and i thought it was pretty funny. he had just gotten a brand new yellow dot (when they first came out) and he took it up to the bowling alley to try it. and apparently this place had a reputation for balls getting damaged, he was bowling with it and he noticed it came out of the ball return with a good size chip out of it. he took it up to the desk and said "can you fix this" guy took a look at it and said "is this a plastic ball?" he said "yes" the guy replies "we are not responsible for anything plastic" so he takes his ball and smashes it through a bunch of chairs sitting near the front and says "i'm not responsible for anything plastic". i thought this was funny as hell. anyone else think they would do this if they were in the same situation.
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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2019, 05:48:04 AM »
 Something similar happened here years ago.

 Guy had a pretty new ball that took some major damage from a pinsetter. When he complained to the owner to try to get it fixed or replaced, the owner turned and pointed out a sign behind the counter that said “You throw your ball at your own risk. If throwing you ball here causes damage, that’s not our problem”.

 Guy instantly turns and throws his ball through the plate glass front doors, shattering a door and a large window, then turns to the owner and says “Yeah, I see what you mean”.

 Owner just stood there a moment, shook his head and said “I guess I asked for that”, then reached up on the wall and took down the sign, and ended up replacing the guys ball.

Ahhh, the good old days.
 
 
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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2019, 07:50:08 AM »
Wow, too funny. He showed him.  ;D   
« Last Edit: February 24, 2019, 09:07:48 AM by leftybowler70 »

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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2019, 09:12:09 AM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.
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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2019, 10:31:20 AM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.

 Well, you kind of had to know the guy. Plenty of money. The kind that has gotten their way in life cause the family was “THAT” family.

 Came from Chicago originally.

  Spoke Italian.

 THAT kind of family. You know the kind I mean.

 Anyway, door and window got fixed, bowling ball got replaced, and everyone was happy.

 
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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2019, 10:49:37 AM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.

Hell, today you'd be charged w/ hate speech & as a domestic terrorist!

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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2019, 11:11:13 AM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.

 Well, you kind of had to know the guy. Plenty of money. The kind that has gotten their way in life cause the family was “THAT” family.

 Came from Chicago originally.

  Spoke Italian.

 THAT kind of family. You know the kind I mean.

 Anyway, door and window got fixed, bowling ball got replaced, and everyone was happy.

 

having been a Chicagoland native all of my life, I would agree that this is a very accurate portrayal of what you're saying.one time, I was bowling such a person in a series of pot games and he just kept losing and upping the bet. After he was about a grand in the hole, he threatened to break my arm and chased me around the bowling center. Thank goodness I was fast on my feet and could outlast him.

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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2019, 05:22:28 PM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.

 Well, you kind of had to know the guy. Plenty of money. The kind that has gotten their way in life cause the family was “THAT” family.

 Came from Chicago originally.

  Spoke Italian.

 THAT kind of family. You know the kind I mean.

 Anyway, door and window got fixed, bowling ball got replaced, and everyone was happy.

 

having been a Chicagoland native all of my life, I would agree that this is a very accurate portrayal of what you're saying.one time, I was bowling such a person in a series of pot games and he just kept losing and upping the bet. After he was about a grand in the hole, he threatened to break my arm and chased me around the bowling center. Thank goodness I was fast on my feet and could outlast him.

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Re: funny bowling story
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2019, 06:21:23 PM »
I would think the fines and court charges would far exceed the price of a new ball these days.

 Well, you kind of had to know the guy. Plenty of money. The kind that has gotten their way in life cause the family was “THAT” family.

 Came from Chicago originally.

  Spoke Italian.

 THAT kind of family. You know the kind I mean.

 Anyway, door and window got fixed, bowling ball got replaced, and everyone was happy.

 

having been a Chicagoland native all of my life, I would agree that this is a very accurate portrayal of what you're saying.one time, I was bowling such a person in a series of pot games and he just kept losing and upping the bet. After he was about a grand in the hole, he threatened to break my arm and chased me around the bowling center. Thank goodness I was fast on my feet and could outlast him.

Plus you know Rex-Kwon-Do....

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