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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: 9andaWiggle on September 14, 2004, 05:20:45 AM

Title: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on September 14, 2004, 05:20:45 AM
Being a lefty, or being a sandbagger?

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Keep your balls on the lane and your mind in the gutter!

Edited on 9/14/2004 1:13 PM
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Ragnar on September 14, 2004, 01:23:54 PM
We need a new forum for questions like this.  The "ASK HOSE" forum.
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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Pinbuster on September 14, 2004, 01:42:13 PM
Lefties have little choice in what they are, sandbaggers do.

Sandbaggers win hands down as the blight on bowling.  
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Overhand on September 14, 2004, 01:53:19 PM

naw, 9~ can't help hisself either...
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Yes, I urinate on my ball...it doesn't give me better reaction or make my hands tougher.  It just makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: MichiganBowling on September 14, 2004, 01:56:24 PM
Ok, so what if a lefty sandbagged...(double negative?)
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Edited on 9/14/2004 1:49 PM
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: RSalas on September 14, 2004, 01:57:49 PM
quote:
We need a new forum for questions like this.  The "ASK HOSE" forum.


I could just see it now:

"Got a question?  Get on your knees and ask The Hose!"  
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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on September 14, 2004, 01:58:30 PM
quote:
so what if a lefty sandbagged


I think that is a sin against nature...
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9~

Keep your balls on the lane and your mind in the gutter!
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Overhand on September 14, 2004, 02:04:41 PM

 
quote:
Ok, so what if a lefty sandbagged...(double negative?)


how would you know? *insert rimshot here
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Yes, I urinate on my ball...it doesn't give me better reaction or make my hands tougher.  It just makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: A K A on September 14, 2004, 02:04:56 PM
quote:
quote:
so what if a lefty sandbagged


I think that is a sin against nature...
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9~

Keep your balls on the lane and your mind in the gutter!



A sin against nature......is that like a guy getting with a cow...like you said, under the right circumstances, you would do?  (From BBE)
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on September 14, 2004, 02:08:32 PM
No, being a lefty and sandbagging is much worse than making it with ol' Betsy!

MOO!


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Keep your balls on the lane and your mind in the gutter!
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: The Hose on September 14, 2004, 02:08:47 PM
Nicanor better watch out.  I'm booking 189 this year and will come to your hometown to bowl every handicap tournament.
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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Overhand on September 14, 2004, 02:14:11 PM


...all polar bears are left handed.
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Yes, I urinate on my ball...it doesn't give me better reaction or make my hands tougher.  It just makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on September 14, 2004, 02:15:18 PM
quote:
...all polar bears are left handed.


Yeah, but are they sandbaggers too?
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9~

Keep your balls on the lane and your mind in the gutter!
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: A K A on September 14, 2004, 02:17:03 PM
quote:


...all polar bears are left handed.
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Yes, I urinate on my ball...it doesn't give me better reaction or make my hands tougher.  It just makes me feel better.




Are their left hands orange by any chance?  That would be a big tip off !!
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: MichiganBowling on September 14, 2004, 02:27:12 PM
he he he

*Brian exits stage left
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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on February 07, 2011, 12:17:22 PM
ttt 


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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Pinbuster on February 07, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
Leering at the sheep on the next lane?


Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Big Jake on February 07, 2011, 01:04:21 PM
Answer: being a left-handed sandbagger 


I pretty much throw most name brands and like them all...
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: sevenpin63 on February 07, 2011, 05:44:00 PM
Went to your way back machine again I see.
I think the the answer is: SHEEP LOVERS......


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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: spiders2283 on February 07, 2011, 06:56:29 PM
bowling with a rubber hand

"Bowling is like sex...it's only fun if you're doing it"
Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Pinbasher209 on February 07, 2011, 07:02:19 PM
*WAHSAM* Check You Tube for Video.

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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: DukeHarding on February 08, 2011, 08:17:33 AM
Being a RH sandbagger?
or...
a Blind, LH  sandbagger?
or...


Duke Harding


Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: LookingForALeftyWall on February 08, 2011, 09:40:59 AM
You righties could throw a backup ball you know...I think Belmonte averages twice the rev rate I do when he throws one.  You should try it out sometime.


Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on February 09, 2011, 01:20:30 PM
Funny you mention that, I have resorted to the back-up ball on a few occasions with good results.  Usually only do it in instances where I'm struggling when open play before league has really toasted the right side though.  I don't like to cheat unless I have to!


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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: trash heap on February 10, 2011, 12:34:37 PM
 Left handed fighters they're the worst. They try to come in there with that big left. Right's no damn good. They ought to outlaw southpaws!

 

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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: Good Times Good Times on February 10, 2011, 12:48:51 PM
I can't respect a sandbagger.


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Title: Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
Post by: spiders2283 on February 10, 2011, 05:54:03 PM
I actually think that 2 handed bowling is a greater offense to the sport.

"Bowling is like sex...it's only fun if you're doing it"