Author Topic: Example of how not to review. (Read 2926 times)

Cranking_Inferno · « **on:** May 25, 2006, 06:53:08 PM »

Click here, and actually try to read all of this:
http://www.ballreviews.com/Reviews/Reviews.asp?BallID=707&ManufacterID=5&ReviewID=25401

Its so unbelievably long and boring. Next time just break down the pros and cons. That is a review no one will read because its like reading egyptian sancript.

And to all of you that are gonna reply and say, its the best post ever. BITE ME!
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Saw Mill · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2006, 12:54:03 PM »

Great point HB; I believe that beofre someone can crack on another's review, they should at least have a decent profile.

Dave
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novawagonmaster · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:54:16 AM »

quote:
You must like plain vanilla.
Duke Harding

Awww....C'mon Duke... My favorite is Vanilla!!!
But even I know that was a very well written review.

Cranking Inferno is just another kid who believes in "stand left, throw right, ball either hits like a truck or leaves too many ten pins". If a good review is too much to handle, just go back to posting "this ball vs. that ball" until you find the magic orb.
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laner7pin · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:17:00 AM »

That was an excellent review. To some, the oil unit breakdown may be over their head, but for the ones who understand it, gives them a better idea on how the ball will perform. Here are a couple of examples reviews that may suit you:

http://www.ballreviews.com/Reviews/Reviews.asp?BallID=686&ManufacterID=5&ReviewID=25409

http://www.ballreviews.com/Reviews/Reviews.asp?ManufacterID=18&BallID=679&ReviewID=25397

http://www.ballreviews.com/Reviews/Reviews.asp?ManufacterID=3&BallID=546&ReviewID=25386

I say the more info the better...unless it is a Ti Messenger Light Weight review...

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tekneek · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2006, 10:55:20 AM »

I post the lane oil units for one reason, if you say wet lanes just what do you mean, wet for one is not wet to another. Using the oil breakdown helps others decide (providing they know what they bowl on)gives them an idea of the volume of oil the ball is used on. Our THS is oily than what most of you bowl on, therefore a ball thrown on your THS might be too much ball for you to get your moneys worth. Granted some may find the review boring or overkill, others will find it more helpful depending on their own knowledge of oil patterns and how to interpret them. JMO
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Saw Mill · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:16:29 PM »

And you thought his review was a bad one??

quote:
I got a full year from my Ultimate.... this may be the best ball Brunswick has made to date. The Scorchin' falls flat in comparison. A great solid!!!

Dave
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F.O.S. Members, Our Assignment Should We Choose To Accept It, Polish and Sharpen Up Our Saws; Pins Have Been Spotted, and We Are To Saw 'Em Up!!

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VAbowler · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:25:40 PM »

Why the criticism on the review, I wish I could review like that, stop hating

Saw Mill · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:47:12 PM »

VA,

Which one; the one I posted as an example, or the one that originated with the thread? I surely hope that you are not saying that you want to be able to review like the one I previously post above.

Dave
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Romans 1:15&16; "So much as is in me, I am ready to preach the gospel to you to you that are at Rome also. For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ; for it is the power of God unto salvation, to everyone that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to Greek!

F.O.S. Members, Our Assignment Should We Choose To Accept It, Polish and Sharpen Up Our Saws; Pins Have Been Spotted, and We Are To Saw 'Em Up!!

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VAbowler · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2006, 01:56:51 AM »

The one that originated w/the thread.

Re-Evolution · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2006, 03:07:19 AM »

I think that it is a good and informative review.
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pnj1967 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:34:16 AM »

Good review. Nuff said !!!!
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Big Jake · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:32:27 AM »

Cranking_Inferno is absolutely correct, look guys, here is the right way of making a ball review, please observe:

Pros- the ball is very, very round and I like the color

Cons- the ball goes into the channel pretty easy

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j/k of course

Rick Wunder · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2006, 10:00:57 AM »

All of you are now required to BITE the OP.

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