Post by: legend4life95 on July 27, 2006, 03:02:47 AM
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
> You can make sun tea instantly.
> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
> You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
> You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.
> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
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Post by: Danes07 on July 27, 2006, 11:05:40 AM
Post by: RSalas on July 27, 2006, 11:07:13 AM
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You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
That was me on Tuesday.
quote:
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
That's me today.
quote:
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
That was me last week.
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