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Chief Whistler
« on: March 10, 2009, 06:49:22 AM »


As the Susquehanna River Tribe was gathered for feast
at high noon today, Vinnie ChopSteaks talk of his
WWE DVDs he has been watching.  He brought up a name
from the past in Chief Jay Stongbow.  This led to a
Tribal conversation of how Chiefs have an affect on
people.  Vinnie says, "Chief Jay Strongbow was great
Wrestler and pave way for his tag team partner of
Billy White Wolf.  They were good to watch and they
kicked butt!!"  Chief Whistler talk of his idol,
"The Chief, Brian Himmler."  Old Louie White Hair I
guess was trying to be funny in slow tongue when he
say in Baseball, "Chief Noc a Homa was entertaining!"
For me I guess it was in Hockey, The Chief, Craig
Berube.  He would drop you like a wet paper bag if you
messed with him.  My all time favorite Hanson Brothers
of the movie Slap Shot played for the one and only
Johnstown Chiefs. Funny stuff!!  I guess all in all
for the most part we the Tribe has agreed on is that
many Chiefs have touched the lives of this Great American
Land. Sing it with me,...This Land is your Land, This
Land is my Land.... Alright back to the Chiefs, the
Tribe strongly agree that Chief Whistler in his travels
has touched so many people it is not countable.  I know
your saying I never met Chief Whistler, well in some ways
more than others you already have met him.  Everytime one
of your friends or someone you've never met says something
and you stop to think about what they just said and say,
"WTF did they just say?" You've just shared the Wisdom of
Chief Whistler.  Chief's wisdom is greater than his
knowledge, this is what makes him wiser than all around us.
He has even touched Famous people like Bill Engvall.  You
know the skits where Bill says, "Here's your sign!"  He
met Chief Whistler, and that is where the skit came from.
If I remember the story right, Bill was walking into Don Carter
Lanes with his bowling bag and Chief Whistler asked him if he
was going bowling?  Bill looked at Chief and said, "Nope, I just
have these to get out of the house."  "Here's your sign."  The
Tribe has listed a few of the memorable quotes from our own
Chief Whistler.

1.  Even the smartest people can't predict the future.
2.  I'll be there in a minute, give me a second.
3.  Wow, those are two dissimilar parts.
4.  Boy, that sun is hot!!
5.  We usually always have them in stock for the most part.
6.  I'm not sure how he gets away with it, but that's probably
how he gets away with it.


Well, these are some of our favorite wisdom droppers from
the Chief.  If you have any that you feel have come from
crossings with Chief Whistler, please post them for all to
read.

Peace out Wisdom Catchers


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2009, 09:00:26 AM »



"I'd get new bowling shoes, your average will improve
100 percent."



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2009, 07:44:46 AM »


"I stuggled with carry all day unless I struck."



"Well, when I wasn't striking, I was shooting spares."



"I had 2 splits for an even 215."


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2009, 11:27:36 AM »



Susqehanna River Tribe hear these words day before
yesterday.


"There are 6 business days in a week."



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 03:03:53 PM »

Susquehanna River Tribe here this day of two days ago.


"If I said I did it and it wasn't me than how do you know
I did what I said I did?"

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 03:13:44 PM »

Susquehanna River Tribe hear fresh off the presses.



"Things were easier then they are now and
now things just aren't as easy as they used to be."




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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2009, 11:00:26 AM »

Susquehanna River Tribe hear day after
yesterday night.


"I can't move, I got sunburn when I was outside
this past weekend."

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2009, 11:09:09 AM »
"I had my kids all weekend except for Saturday."

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2009, 11:10:58 AM »
I had a customer tell me these nuggets of wisdom other day:  "It is what it is.  And it ain't what it ain't."  Perhaps he heard them from Chief Whistler?
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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2009, 11:37:48 AM »


 Susquehanna River Tribe speechless on this
one..


"We can spring load that with a spring..."


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2009, 11:48:31 AM »
I think Dubya must have been a distant counsin of the Chief.  My favorite from the former Prez:

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2009, 12:52:27 PM »
quote:
I think Dubya must have been a distant counsin of the Chief.  My favorite from the former Prez:

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."



Chief South Paw,

You may or may not be correct but at this time this is not accurate.
I believe they may be close distant cousins.  It's hard to speak the
language of the Chief but your for the most part correct that they sound
similar or don't speak dissimilar.  It's amazing how many people perk the
ears to listen and sit on nails just to hear the wisdom from our great
wisdom droppers.  Most quotes from these two are just as priceless as the
reactions from the people that hear them..

Peace out Wrong Side in de Ville



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2009, 02:41:06 PM »
Dear Striped Bandit,

leftyinsmellville is his ideology, not which hand he throws it with!

How you made chief I'll never know! You are better at blowing smoke than reading it....................


Peace out donkinyorkville!

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2009, 03:59:24 PM »
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Dear Striped Bandit,

leftyinsmellville is his ideology, not which hand he throws it with!

How you made chief I'll never know! You are better at blowing smoke than reading it....................


Peace out donkinyorkville!






Chief Currently not Good enough,


What do you know about ideology other than what
your Word of the Day Calendar tells you???  

Speaking of Reading Skills, which you seem to lack!!!
I am not a Chief.  No where do I say I am Chief or do
I sign as Chief.  I sense your Bitterness Crab Shack,
take it out somewhere else...  There is only one Chief
in these parts and that is Chief Whistler.  He is
someone who is wiser than you are gifted.  In the
words of Chief Whistler, "Wisemen once said, It's easy
to be wise if your wise and if your not than for the most
part your not as wise as you almost thought you were."
Sticks and Stones and Wind and Smoke, so what's your point??

Peace out Exemptless







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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2009, 08:32:19 AM »
RACOON EYED INDIAN < ED KRAMARCAK

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2009, 09:23:05 AM »
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RACOON EYED INDIAN < ED KRAMARCAK



Chief Currently not Good enough,

Your guesses are pointless.  You would have
a better chance of guessing how many gumballs
are in a jar at your local Chuck E Cheese.
Sticks and Stones Mr Spray and Pray.  Just
the thought of you throwing stones would be
comparable to Napolean Dynamite or Uncle Rico
and there MAD throwing skills.  I could stand
in front of you and be the safest Indian on the
Reservation.  I can still sense your bitterness.
If you spent more time on your game than worrying
about me you might sniff the tour again.


Peace out Exemptless

Edited on 6/18/2009 9:34 AM