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Chief Whistler
« on: March 10, 2009, 06:49:22 AM »


As the Susquehanna River Tribe was gathered for feast
at high noon today, Vinnie ChopSteaks talk of his
WWE DVDs he has been watching.  He brought up a name
from the past in Chief Jay Stongbow.  This led to a
Tribal conversation of how Chiefs have an affect on
people.  Vinnie says, "Chief Jay Strongbow was great
Wrestler and pave way for his tag team partner of
Billy White Wolf.  They were good to watch and they
kicked butt!!"  Chief Whistler talk of his idol,
"The Chief, Brian Himmler."  Old Louie White Hair I
guess was trying to be funny in slow tongue when he
say in Baseball, "Chief Noc a Homa was entertaining!"
For me I guess it was in Hockey, The Chief, Craig
Berube.  He would drop you like a wet paper bag if you
messed with him.  My all time favorite Hanson Brothers
of the movie Slap Shot played for the one and only
Johnstown Chiefs. Funny stuff!!  I guess all in all
for the most part we the Tribe has agreed on is that
many Chiefs have touched the lives of this Great American
Land. Sing it with me,...This Land is your Land, This
Land is my Land.... Alright back to the Chiefs, the
Tribe strongly agree that Chief Whistler in his travels
has touched so many people it is not countable.  I know
your saying I never met Chief Whistler, well in some ways
more than others you already have met him.  Everytime one
of your friends or someone you've never met says something
and you stop to think about what they just said and say,
"WTF did they just say?" You've just shared the Wisdom of
Chief Whistler.  Chief's wisdom is greater than his
knowledge, this is what makes him wiser than all around us.
He has even touched Famous people like Bill Engvall.  You
know the skits where Bill says, "Here's your sign!"  He
met Chief Whistler, and that is where the skit came from.
If I remember the story right, Bill was walking into Don Carter
Lanes with his bowling bag and Chief Whistler asked him if he
was going bowling?  Bill looked at Chief and said, "Nope, I just
have these to get out of the house."  "Here's your sign."  The
Tribe has listed a few of the memorable quotes from our own
Chief Whistler.

1.  Even the smartest people can't predict the future.
2.  I'll be there in a minute, give me a second.
3.  Wow, those are two dissimilar parts.
4.  Boy, that sun is hot!!
5.  We usually always have them in stock for the most part.
6.  I'm not sure how he gets away with it, but that's probably
how he gets away with it.


Well, these are some of our favorite wisdom droppers from
the Chief.  If you have any that you feel have come from
crossings with Chief Whistler, please post them for all to
read.

Peace out Wisdom Catchers


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2009 Goggle wear by Whip da Whack

 

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2009, 10:59:39 AM »
In 1994 a movie came out about you but I am not sure who played you. Was it Jim Carrey or Jeff Daniels?


< means less than
= mean equal to

Peace out Dumb or Dumber

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2009, 11:30:53 AM »
quote:
In 1994 a movie came out about you but I am not sure who played you. Was it Jim Carrey or Jeff Daniels?


< means less than
= mean equal to

Peace out Dumb or Dumber



Chief Siskel or Ebert,


Congrats on your mastering of Movie Fone or the
World Wide Interweb to get that dribble bit of
information your probably still laughing at...I
did not see the funniness you tried to provide.
I do see the humour in your portrayal of Ralph
Malph in Happy Days, as just like you, he too only
laughed at his own jokes.  In the words of Chief
Whistler, "Just because it was funny when you said
it, doesn't mean it sounded funny."

Peace out wannabe Unknown Comic

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2009, 08:54:16 AM »

Susquehanna River Tribe just hear fresh off
the presses...


"It was working fine, so I'm not sure if there
is something wrong it with it now, but it's not
working..."




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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2009, 10:36:49 AM »
Quote of the year...

This came directly from Chief Whistler today!!

While talking about the Pittsburgh area, C.W said "The Pennsylvania State line is next to the Ohio border"



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2009, 11:10:53 AM »


Susquehanna River Tribe overhear conversation
of package to ship today on a Friday..


"The customer needs this right away.  Send this
Next Day Overnite with a Saturday Blue Super Saver
and they should have it by Monday."


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2009, 10:33:27 AM »
Here are some brand new Whistlerisms.....

Because those holes don't line up, it takes me 25 minutes to assemble instead of 5 minutes. We need to do something about that, because it has doubled my assembly time!

Later that day.....

Me: Hey ***, did you know we got a saw blade in today???
***: Okay, it goes with the saw!

And it's not even noon yet!!!

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2009, 01:58:16 PM »


Susquehanna River Tribe hear in Casino..
 


"There's no words, that song can't be music."

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2009, 07:58:31 AM »
Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?????

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2009, 10:06:40 AM »

Susquehanna River Tribe hear in passing of
players of Trivia Busters at Casino..





"I was almost 100% sure, but I did not want
to give you the right answer if it was wrong."




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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2009, 05:29:58 PM »
I can't believe I didn't see that...

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 09:54:21 PM »
I can't believe I didn't see that.......

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2009, 07:42:39 AM »
quote:
I can't believe I didn't see that.......




Chief Monster's Inc.,


You have intrigued the Spirits.  We await the vision
of your questful journey of two days of missing that??
In the words of Old Louie White Hair (as he speaks in
slow tongue), "I bet this like old knock, knock on wood
joke."  "I bite Chief Monster, what was it you miss?"
In the words of Chief Whistler, "You cannot always see
the Obvious for the most part, if it was that Obvious
everyone would see it."


Peace out Pikes Peak





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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2009, 09:49:58 AM »
quote:
quote:
I can't believe I didn't see that.......




Chief Monster's Inc.,


You have intrigued the Spirits.  We await the vision
of your questful journey of two days of missing that??
In the words of Old Louie White Hair (as he speaks in
slow tongue), "I bet this like old knock, knock on wood
joke."  "I bite Chief Monster, what was it you miss?"

Peace out Pikes Peak



I don't know, because I didn't see that.

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2009, 10:01:46 AM »
I asked my Mother one time "Are farts lumpy"?  She gave me a dirty look.  Is this normal?

Edited on 6/30/2009 10:01 AM

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2009, 10:54:25 AM »
quote:
I asked my Mother one time "Are farts lumpy"?  She gave me a dirty look.  Is this normal?

Edited on 6/30/2009 10:01 AM




Chief Number of the Beast,

In the words of Chief Whistler, "I have no
doubt that anyone would doubt that.."  Chief
Whistler is a mathematical genius when he uses
numbers and guarantees 103% that you will receive
that same look from everyone you ask or question.

Peace out Beast Master