Post by: greenefam on March 02, 2009, 04:04:03 AM
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.
Does this mean the end of the planet line? I have to guess so since they've been through all the legitimate planet names except Uranus, which I seriously doubt they'll touch...
Post by: leftyinsnellville on March 02, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
Post by: jbuzz31 on March 02, 2009, 12:45:03 PM
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They don't have a hair on their azz if they don't come out with the Uranus.
I would hope its a mix of brown and olive drab too!
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Post by: Hogsharley on March 02, 2009, 01:17:21 PM
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.
I think it's great that they're stopping the planet line before the Uranus.
I can just hear it now at the pro shop. "How do you want Uranus drilled?" or "I can always plug and re-drill Uranus if you like."
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Post by: rvmark on March 02, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
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and thus ballreviews slips yet another notch lower ...
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Post by: Razr on March 02, 2009, 07:39:39 PM
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i dont recall them ever making a ball called jupiter
Beat me to it, was thinking the same thing actually..
Post by: Walking E on March 02, 2009, 08:01:35 PM
ba dum dum pssssh!
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Post by: leftyinsnellville on March 03, 2009, 02:33:36 PM
1. Make sure to regularly clean Uranus as dirt will clog up the pores. You may want to give Uranus a hot water bath on occassion.
2. Don't expose Uranus to extreme hot or cold temperatures as doing so increases the chance of cracking.
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Post by: laddog54 on March 04, 2009, 08:59:43 AM
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uranus spins backwards...check it out
So its for backup bowlers only?
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Post by: Buddy Christ on March 04, 2009, 09:15:08 AM
"My ball just hit Uranus."
"Dude, grow up."
"What, no dinner?"
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Post by: rockerbowler18 on March 04, 2009, 09:28:30 AM
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.
I think it's great that they're stopping the planet line before the Uranus.
I can just hear it now at the pro shop. "How do you want Uranus drilled?" or "I can always plug and re-drill Uranus if you like."
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Care and maintenance of Uranus:
1. Make sure to regularly clean Uranus as dirt will clog up the pores. You may want to give Uranus a hot water bath on occassion.
2. Don't expose Uranus to extreme hot or cold temperatures as doing so increases the chance of cracking.
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Well if you keep Uranus well maintained it will last awhile
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Edited on 3/3/2009 3:31 PM
quote:quote:
they've been through all the legitimate planet names except Uranus, which I seriously doubt they'll touch...
Why would you want them to touch your anus?
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"So i see Uranus isn't reacting the way you want it to"
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To work optimally, you'll need more oil for Uranus.
ba dum dum pssssh!
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I wonder if sandpaper or Abralon would be better to change the surface of Uranus?
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Post by: laddog54 on March 04, 2009, 11:37:58 AM
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Post by: mainzer on March 04, 2009, 11:43:00 AM
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Post by: skbowl800 on March 04, 2009, 12:01:45 PM
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Post by: scooter19530 on March 04, 2009, 12:03:29 PM
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Post by: iamone78 on March 04, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
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The best slug and grip combo would be a brown slug and pink grips for the Uranus.
The Shocker!!!
Post by: scooter19530 on March 04, 2009, 12:13:26 PM
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Post by: bigbadbrad215 on March 04, 2009, 12:24:17 PM
Uranus is just so tight on my fingers. That's why I didn't use it.
Edited on 3/4/2009 1:25 PM
Post by: Cobb on March 04, 2009, 12:50:10 PM
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All right everybody, how old are we? Of course, I can see the bowling centers topic of conversation at the ball return.
"My ball just hit Uranus."
"Dude, grow up."
"What, no dinner?"
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Post by: J_Mac on March 04, 2009, 12:57:46 PM
Post by: Walking E on March 04, 2009, 12:59:06 PM
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Post by: leftyinsnellville on March 04, 2009, 12:59:29 PM
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This post is so off topic it should just be deleted...
Why you want to bash Uranus?
Post by: laddog54 on March 04, 2009, 04:21:40 PM
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The pros work the inside of Uranus, while amateurs work the outside of Uranus.
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Post by: pegleg42090 on March 04, 2009, 04:32:06 PM
Post by: Mustang Guy on March 04, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
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Post by: SVstar34 on March 04, 2009, 05:14:55 PM
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I'll be honest...I really wanted to come out with this ball. Might get beat up about it some what, but reading threads like this is just too funny.
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Post by: strikealot on March 04, 2009, 05:15:22 PM
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Post by: Buddy Christ on March 04, 2009, 06:49:18 PM
"Ooh, what's this one, and why does it smell like shame after a long night of drinking? Possibly the left over scent of a confused young man."
"Why, that's Uranus. The ball personalizes its smell to the most recent activity that was done with yours!"
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Post by: Locke on March 04, 2009, 06:55:34 PM
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Post by: Hogsharley on March 04, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
I had to drill an extra hole in Uranus to make it legal.
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Post by: Walking E on March 04, 2009, 07:41:10 PM
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Post by: Buddy Christ on March 05, 2009, 09:20:53 AM
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Roger, if you decided to come out with this ball, make sure it has no pearl and has plenty of surface OOB - I would hate to hear this ball described as being "squirty".
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All right, that had me on the floor.
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Post by: laddog54 on March 05, 2009, 01:06:11 PM
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Post by: Walking E on March 09, 2009, 10:45:41 PM
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i dont recall them ever making a ball called jupiter
A Jupiter would be cool if the color scheme including a swirling red spot somewhere.
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Post by: ctwings10 on March 10, 2009, 06:05:36 PM
Post by: BrianCRX90 on March 10, 2009, 09:02:00 PM
I say come out with the Uranus. Most people don't pronounce it anyways since everyone makes a joke out of it. It's correctly pronounced "Yur-ein-us".
Post by: nd300 on March 10, 2009, 09:10:17 PM
2. If you buy one,would you return it if Uranus develops a crack in it????
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Post by: Buddy Christ on March 10, 2009, 09:24:41 PM
So what can we expect from this ball color wise? If it has a lot of backend, and it's grey, we'll nickname it "The Elephant".
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Post by: laneman on March 10, 2009, 09:31:48 PM
"Im going to put a solid in Uranus"
Edited on 3/10/2009 9:43 PM
Post by: kcbruns300 on March 11, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
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Post by: kcbruns300 on March 11, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
I'd probably have to plug Uranus
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Post by: fivehole on March 15, 2009, 10:48:11 AM
Uranus just right
Post by: Powermachine- on March 15, 2009, 10:54:20 AM
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Post by: rockerbowler18 on March 15, 2009, 11:39:07 PM
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they did make a venus and earth but they are over seas. I guess the lanes would be sh!tty and so would uranus.
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The Venus is available in the US...I know several people that have them...and the earth...hrmm, how about the golden globe spare ball? They haven't made Jupiter, Mercury, or Uranus.
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