Post by: rob_mil13 on May 02, 2007, 06:49:07 AM
GFY with a Hammer
Now that's funny.
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"I feel sorry for people that don't drink, when they wake up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day" - Frank Sinatra
Post by: 300isComing on May 03, 2007, 11:27:06 AM
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
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Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Post by: Kid Jete on May 03, 2007, 11:36:40 AM
Edited on 5/3/2007 11:35 AM
Post by: golfnutFL on May 03, 2007, 11:37:19 AM
"Let's all get naked and f***"
LMAO when I heard that one.
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Post by: Kid Jete on May 03, 2007, 11:41:57 AM
Post by: revTrex on May 03, 2007, 11:42:21 AM
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I am the University of Virginia's Bowling Team. After all, one All-American is all you need.
Post by: Kid Jete on May 03, 2007, 11:48:29 AM
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Post by: pba300900 on May 03, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
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Not just any athlete can handle a bowling ball!!
800-7 : 300-4 : 299-2 : 298-2 : 11 In A Row-2
Post by: northface28 on May 03, 2007, 06:07:07 PM
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Perception is NOT reality.
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Post by: BrunsMike on May 03, 2007, 06:29:37 PM
quote:
"Off in the woods" is still quite funny too. If you lose, you have nothing to fear -- who wants to say, "We beat off in the woods"?????
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I am the University of Virginia's Bowling Team. After all, one All-American is all you need.
That team name sounds oddly familiar....
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Mike Zadler
Using the best brand in the nation, BRUNSWICK!!!
Below, my stats from previous seasons:
http://members.bowl.com/FindAMember/memberView.aspx?ms=12886&mp=552&s=2005-2006
Winter season averages at Sunset Lanes in Waukegan IL.
Wed. Nite Ave: 201
Thur. Nite Ave: 216
http://www.BrunsNick.com
Post by: jbruno6 on May 03, 2007, 06:43:39 PM
Post by: anorexicwonder on May 03, 2007, 06:52:39 PM
CAPTAIN CROSSOVER & THE WASHOUTS
Post by: Hogsharley on May 03, 2007, 07:16:45 PM
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3 holes of fun!!
Post by: mikeywg on May 03, 2007, 07:31:11 PM
D I L L I G A F
Does It Look Like I Give A F&^%
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300 x 5 800 x 1
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Tsunami
Cobalt Bomb
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Army Carbide Bomb
Uranium HRG X2
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G-Force
Post by: Hogsharley on May 03, 2007, 07:32:30 PM
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3 holes of fun!!
Post by: JBracer2 on May 03, 2007, 07:45:47 PM
3 guys 2 girls
3 poles 2 holes!
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Post by: DP3 on May 03, 2007, 07:55:32 PM
Team Baby Maker
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-DJ Marshall
...The Twelve In a Row Pro Shop
Post by: The SuperHitMan on May 03, 2007, 08:10:41 PM
Deez-Nutz-Tappin-Against-Dat-Arsss
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Wayne Saunders: AH-HUUUUUHHHHH KACE YOU SHOT 300 AH-HUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!
Janeen Hall: Congratulations Baby.
Tommy B: I'm proud of you.....
Mike Hall: I yelled the last shot in there....
K.C. White II:
And I did it My Way Hooking the lane with a high-end piece, Take that Mr. Slater...I did it my way I got what I came for.---------------------
Team Member Of
Hoss Central Inc. Win
or go Home
Opponent: What makes you think you can beat me?
K.C.: Cause I don't doubt my skill
Opponent: And you doubt mine?
K.C.: Didn't say that
Opponent:
K.C.: Lets fight
Bystander: Do you think your good?
K.C.: Good at what I Do since 1983
Bystander: Your confidence comes off as cockyness.
K.C.: And thats why I'm a problem to the sport of bowling.
R.I.P Eddie Guerrero Viva La Raza
Shwosh-The SuperHitMan
"I bowl for the tournament cashes/wins and I bowl for the honor score rings, but most importantly I bowl for the Love of the game"-KDW
Post by: chaos10187 on May 03, 2007, 10:54:04 PM
"Cream and Sugar"
with one guy on the team.
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Brian
Northside Pro Shop Staff
Post by: ravynfox on May 03, 2007, 11:01:41 PM
F.Y.A.T.H.Y.R.I.O (F*** And The Horse You Rode In On) Travel League
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FearTheTurtle!!!
Post by: Pat Patterson on May 03, 2007, 11:06:00 PM
"Thump Her and Pump Her"
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Pat Patterson
Post by: nutsforbowling on May 04, 2007, 06:57:42 AM
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The 10 pin is the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: pba300900 on May 04, 2007, 08:19:47 AM
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Not just any athlete can handle a bowling ball!!
800-7 : 300-4 : 299-2 : 298-2 : 11 In A Row-2
Post by: mainzer on May 04, 2007, 08:22:41 AM
and not a Bowling team, but DAF Dirty And Flagrent
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Mainzerpower
Post by: Leonidas on May 04, 2007, 08:43:11 AM
Post by: billwv68 on May 04, 2007, 08:45:25 AM
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doesnt look like im in kansas anymore toto
Post by: no300tj on May 04, 2007, 09:05:26 AM
Post by: justdale on May 04, 2007, 09:18:40 AM
" Another Town More Beer"
Post by: justdale on May 04, 2007, 09:19:31 AM
" Another Town More Beer"
Post by: Crankenstein300 on May 04, 2007, 06:56:15 PM
My Dixie Wrecked
Post by: strikealot on May 04, 2007, 06:59:16 PM
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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now!
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super carbide bomb
solid cobalt
tsunami
black xxxl
raw toxic
total NV
smashtime pearl
black ice
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Post by: cnimsk on May 04, 2007, 07:20:46 PM
In the summer, it's a tradition for my team to use the name of the Steelers first round draft pick as the basis of the team name. We are having a problem with Lawrance Timmons. In the past team names such as Big Uglies (the Steelers drafted a lineman), Slim Somoan (Troy Palamalu), Miller Time (Tight end named Miller), We can't spell it (Rothlesburger) are some of the names we've come up with. This year it's looking like...Another L.T. or some such thing.
Chuck
Post by: jhutch769 on May 04, 2007, 08:18:56 PM
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on May 05, 2007, 10:27:24 AM
quote:
Hope to use this team name in the near future:
CAPTAIN CROSSOVER & THE WASHOUTS
Last year my summer league team was named The Other Team.
"Who are we bowling?"
"The Other Team."
I want to use Captain Crossover for this summer, that's really funny!
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White Dot
A man wished he was irresistable to women and poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
"I wish I was in Tijuana...eating barbequed iguana..."
GO LEAFS GO!!
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Post by: J Walkin on May 08, 2007, 04:54:16 PM
Post by: mw11x300 on May 09, 2007, 11:16:33 AM
Post by: KDawg77 on May 09, 2007, 11:19:09 AM
quote:
Gay league at Fountain Bowl in So-Cal
C:enter####
I know it's six days old, but I just read this and can't stop laughing!
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Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas - Senator William Blakley
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Post by: Jesse James on May 16, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Snow White and da Pimps!
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Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, but it still holds the universe together.
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Post by: Pat Patterson on May 20, 2007, 04:49:59 AM
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Pat Patterson
Edited on 5/20/2007 4:48 AM
Post by: Xcessive_Evil on May 21, 2007, 06:00:10 AM
My last name is White. Last names of my teammates were, Green, Black, and Brown. So we called ourselves The Reservoir Dogs. Fun times.
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www.putfile.com/trackbowler627
High game-300
High series-796
Current Arsenal- Track Power Machine, Ebonite Total NV, Track Phoenix, Track Mean Machine, Track Phenom, and Track Silencer.
Edited on 5/21/2007 5:58 AM
Post by: cartman33 on May 21, 2007, 06:07:45 AM
Randal's Sofa Kingdom
back in junior bowling:
5 Dollar Who Cheese
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people should not fear their government, rather the government should fear their people.
Post by: katel on May 21, 2007, 06:32:27 AM
"spray`n pray"
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Let`s roll !
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Post by: 10pinheaven on May 21, 2007, 06:38:55 AM
Post by: omphlet on May 21, 2007, 11:50:39 PM
Post by: ravynfox on May 21, 2007, 11:58:12 PM
quote:
There's a team in my league called "Donkey Punchers" haha
this past fall I bowled in a wed night league with that team name!
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FearTheTurtle!!!
Post by: mw11x300 on May 22, 2007, 08:49:51 AM
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on May 31, 2007, 04:17:45 PM
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48% of all statistics are ficticious.
Post by: Xcessive_Evil on June 01, 2007, 05:42:13 PM
quote:
GFY with a Hammer
Now that's funny.
I must be having a dumb day. I'm missing something.
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My current arsenal-www.putfile.com/trackbowler627
High game-300
High series-796
Summer THS avg-216(6 games)
PBA Exp. avg-131 (3 games) 1st time on Chameleon, and I just could not match up at all. 6/4/07-Chameleon again
Post by: williewc on June 01, 2007, 05:48:19 PM
quote:
I think the funniest name I've seen was on thursday nights. The team name was Two In Da Pink 1 In Da Stink
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- High Elf of Thallenthorn
HAHHAHAHAHAHA, the shocker
Post by: Juggernaut on June 01, 2007, 06:15:33 PM
"Breast Milk" was the instant reply, and also ended up being the teams name that summer.
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"TOO SOON THE POWER, TOO LATE THE WISDOM"
Post by: RSalas on June 01, 2007, 06:29:50 PM
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...formerly "The Curse of Dusty," and "Poöter Boöf" before that...
Post by: northface28 on June 01, 2007, 10:46:06 PM
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Make history or sit back and watch it. -EV
Post by: TWOHAND834 on June 20, 2007, 08:43:59 PM
My mens league team name was Hookers Leaving Corners.
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Steven Vance
Former Pro Shop Operator
If anyone out there is worried about the scores being too high, try duckpin!!
Post by: Joe Jr on June 20, 2007, 08:54:46 PM
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My Vid (http://"http://youtube.com/user/BLefty")
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Post by: Dyno-Joe on June 20, 2007, 09:26:58 PM
Post by: northface28 on June 20, 2007, 11:40:45 PM
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Make history or sit back and watch it. -EV
Post by: Willie B Tapped on June 20, 2007, 11:56:58 PM
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Cherry Bomb: Changing pins into "Buzz-slaw"!
Kenton, OH
Post by: freak761 on June 21, 2007, 12:55:35 AM
Post by: rcstricklin on June 21, 2007, 01:15:15 AM
Post by: allstarbowling-Joe on June 21, 2007, 01:01:11 PM
Haywood Jablome Once
Haywood Jablome Twice
Saw it during this last Reno trip... Nice!
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Post by: Laybzz74 on June 21, 2007, 01:20:42 PM
Just ask ... "Who is bowling tonight"? the answer is: UMENHIM !!!
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Post by: baccala8872 on June 21, 2007, 01:45:23 PM