Overall, a smooth transaction with Bruno. There was a bit of a lapse of communication in the middle due to an unexpected business trip that he had to take, but he made up for it by sending his Money Order via USPS Priority. Money Order was recieved as agreed. Thanks!

BS
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Me: "I was having trouble with my thumb hole, so I had to sit there and finger my balls for like 5 minutes."
Wife: "Heh, that's more than you've done for me lately."
Me: "Yeah, well my balls don't BLEED for a week out of every month."

I'm not sexist. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.