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BrooklynSlop

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Bowling Balls of the Future???
« on: November 23, 2005, 01:48:33 PM »
The Thanksgiving holiday has always made me contemplate about the future. This may sound silly to some of you, but during this time I am somehow endowed with a certain psychic ability to predict the future. As I sit at my computer tonight reviewing some of the top-of-the-line balls from all the major brands, this endowed premenition kicked in and I was able to see the future... The bowling balls of tomorrow. I will share it with you... but I warn you: Knowing the future can be a tricky rub...

The Bowling Balls of Tomorrow:

Storm Super Duper Quadruple X-Factor Triple Redundancy Xtreme Deuce: RELOADED!! (Fragrance: Vomit)
AMF Maximum Terminal Cancer
Ebonite XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXel
Dyno-Thane Vendetta Soft-Solid Xtra Xtra Dry
Columbia POS T-4
Track Xception 97.5 FM (Today's Hits, Yesterday's Favorites!)
Track Xception Captains Log Stardate 26743.1
Brunswick Erogenous Zone
Hammer Big Brown Turd and Big Brown Turd Spare
Elite PBA THS (For those ever-so predictable conditions)
Columbia Flipside Chronic Arthritis
Storm Eraser Whining Donkey (Fragrance: Poo)
Lane #1 Buzzsaw Contusion on my Slide Foot
MoRich Stuffed Taco Supreme
Roto-Grip Poop Streak Solid
Track Heat Rash (Followed up by it's counter-part, the Track Heat Stroke)
Visionary Janet Reno Gargoyle-Faced Gargantuan
Hammer Small Block Propane
AMF Nighthawk Solid, Reactive, Pearl, Particle, Sanded, (So you can get through your 3-game set) Medicine
LaneMasters Painfully Impacted Molars
Ebonite The Two
Lane #1 Super Carbide Buzzsaw Butt-Nugget Bomb
Brunswick Monster Mash/R
Columbia Big Fat Ugly "You gave that monster tree-fiddy??" Bully
Track Mechano-Rule Sigma B.S. 8
Hammer Hawg My Corn Hole
Roto-Grip Poop Streak Particles
Storm Fired Employee (Fragrance: Dissapointment By Calvin Klien)
Ebonite The "Other" One
Brunswick Disco Inferno
Columbia Scenic Sunday Drive
Dyno-Thane The Thing in my Toilet Smells Funny
Ebonite V2 Repetatively Dry
Elite [Insert Random Letter and Numbers Here]
Hammer Ceiling Fan Blade
Lane #1 Palestinian Suicide Bomb
LaneMasters Woah Baby Not So Much Teeth
MoRich Weapon of Mass Destruction (No, really, I swear they have them!!)
Visionary Froto Baggans Hobbit-Killing Warlock Centaur Gargoyle AMB Solid
Storm X-Factor Polio (Fragrance: FDR's Legs)

Do any of you have these preminitions? If so, I'd like to see your visions... Visions of the future.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.
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Slopsurprise

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2005, 05:31:55 AM »
AMF PRISON JUSTICE W/ THE DEEP THROAT COVERSTOCK!!

LOL!!!!!!!! Thats a good one!
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killswitch66

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2005, 02:42:32 PM »
lmao thats some good stuff
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Ultimate Inferno

Ebonite
Prime Time

Lane #1
Uranium Pearl

as you can see, im not sold on a brand of ball (yet). Im still trying to find the right brand for me.

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AlanJ

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2005, 03:23:18 PM »
MoRich spit or swallow.
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BrooklynSlop

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2005, 09:11:23 PM »
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MoRich spit or swallow.


tee hee hee!
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BrooklynSlop

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2005, 09:14:18 PM »
Just in case any of you missed this over the Thanksgiving weekend...
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BrooklynSlop

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2005, 06:24:49 PM »
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I missed it the first time, but I'm glad you bumped it back to the front, 'cause that's some funny, funny stuff!!!!


one more time i guess.
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bighook69

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2005, 06:40:45 PM »
Lol those are great.

Ebonite - Randy Savage
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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2005, 07:31:12 AM »
...plus the Brunswick O-Zone.
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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM »
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LaneMasters Woah Baby Not So Much Teeth


LMAO!!  These are too funny.  Glad you bumped them back up because I missed them the first time.
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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2005, 09:16:08 AM »
How about the Storm X-Factor Procrastination, Fragrance: Blood. It would have made sense about a month ago ...
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The Righty

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2005, 10:48:18 AM »
LOL awesome my favorite is... Roto-Grip Poop Streak Particles
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bowling9883

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2005, 11:55:44 AM »
Cool stuff Brooklynslop. I have a few names of my own for future equipment.
Track: Track Rule Ownage (SUPER AGRESSIVE EPOXY AND PARTICLE COVER)
New brand called Perfect Equipment: The PERFECT 10 and Straight Flush High Load

Just a few names. Balls will be so agressive in the next decade it will just be an insane hook-fest where even fluffers can use the whole lane.
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BrooklynSlop

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2006, 07:26:05 AM »
LOL!!! A post I nearly forgot about that I made on Thanksgiving last year.

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2006, 07:36:20 AM »
We will be using a "standardized" Kegel ball.
Or Columbia will rule the bb world; so no need for fansy marketed names because there are no other companies to compete against.

Edited on 11/28/2006 8:28 AM
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DerHornen

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Re: Bowling Balls of the Future???
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2006, 08:01:26 AM »
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Brunswick Erogenous Zone

Storm Fired Employee (Fragrance: Dissapointment By Calvin Klien)

Hammer Ceiling Fan Blade

Ebonite The Two



That's awesome!

I heard someone saying there was a Roto-Grip ball that was going to be endorsed by Manu Ginobili of the San Antonio Spurs.  I think it was called the Epic Flop.
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