As an employee of a corporate center, Brunswick for those of you who care, I will be coming to their aid here. At my center, the league bowlers all know when the big cosmic aqnd birthday times are. You plan accordingly, and everyone can bowl and be happy. The pro shop is closed on Saturdays for this reason.
You mentioned that you could only get one lane? I see alot of bowlers who inisit that they by themselves need a pair, because God forbid that you only bowl on one. Whether you like it or not, a single open bowler is not the way to maximize profit , not when you can get a family of 5 on one of those lanes. And there are big bucks in birthdays. I am a "desk b****" as you put it, so I ring up the parties and they are almost all over $100, some can be several hundred. Saturdays, I work from around 4:15P-2A, and in those 10 hours, I do around $4000 of business. There are no leagues this night, just open and cosmic bowling.
Now, before you go and call me and my center coroporate sellouts, let me tell you this. All but one, myself included, of the desk personel are regular, competitive league bowlers. Our manager is a 230 average scratch (yes, they still exist) bowler, and our program director is usually compteting in around 3 leagues at a time. Our monday night challenge league, has a $20k+ prize fund. Mondays, as well as Thursdays and Fridays at 7:00, we do not have open bowling lanes, with the exception of maybe one pair, because all 40 lanes are running league. I personally bowl in two leagues, with a mid 180s average(I've been bowling seriously only a year), so don't go thinking I'm some two-finger recreation hack.
Brunswick, whether you like it or not, is very good to its league bowlers. We dish out free bowling like candy. Shoot x pins above average, or x score (based on average), and you get award coupons. Bowl in two or more fall leagues, or one summer one, and you get a gold card, good for 3 free games a day. The league rewards program allows you to get various discounts, based on the month. Any open play bowling, is a dollar off per game, during on weekdays during the daytime and on Sundays, its $.99/game after your free games.
I've heard many people say that the reason they bowl at our center, isn't because we have the latest or greatest, which we don't (center is more than 20 years old, so it has an old fashoned pit and AS/80 scoring, and old Anvilane), but rather, they bowl there because we are the most bowler friendly center.
You don't like the way we do things? Try running your center based only on league bowling and open bowling that caters only to league/tourny bowlers practicing. You'd be out of business in a month!