I feel your pain.  I might have 1 game on my Hustle Ink because it rolls out at 45 feet.  I have relegated to an OG Purple Rhino Pro in order to stay right of 4th arrow.

One of my teammates who might have 300 rpms has to swing a Taboo Spare... and he is left-handed. 

And even yet, there are people throwing charcoal ALL NIGHT.

Our last UBA stop was at a house that a good friend of mine is the GM.  From the first shot in practice, everything was going sideways for everyone.  Lefties were playing 3rd arrow at the start of game one.   

So I asked my friend after everyone was done bowling, what is up with the pattern?  He told me that his league bowlers complained that the old shot had too much volume and he had to take it down a notch.  I said back, Seriously?  How is that even possible.

Super walled lanes are one thing, but when the ball is checking up at 35 feet between 5-10 for the really speed dominant bowlers, you've got a problem.

Yep! I've noticed the same thing around here lately as well. Did OPEC raise their prices?? Fresh oil doesn't last past the 5th frame of game 1, then the desert winds start a blowin'! Even my BTU Pearl is almost too much ball lately!
So after selling us all these super aggressive hook monsters now MB the ball cos. want us to all go out & buy plastic & urethane now. That's the trend these days - get these new urethanes they're all makin left & right. Where as a couple years ago urethane was inferior & useless for most. Looks like they're forcing everyone's hand w/ these Sahara desert like conditions.