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L o G

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I have good news.
« on: May 24, 2004, 08:57:05 AM »
I just saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell,
I WAIT AND BLEED.

 

agroves

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2004, 11:59:08 PM »
Whatever, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

andrew
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L o G

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2004, 12:05:10 AM »
I'M SPICYYYY.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell,
I WAIT AND BLEED.

MI 2 AZ

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2004, 12:23:12 AM »
I took (name of medication removed to prevent lawsuit) and suffered from:

Melena, anorexia, bezoar, cardiospasm, cholelithiasis, constipation, dry mouth/thirst, dyspepsia, dysphagia, eructation, esophageal stenosis, esophageal ulcer, esophagitis, fecal discoloration, flatulence, gastric nodules/fundic gland polyps, gastroenteritis, gastrointestinal hemorrhage, hematemesis, increased appetite, increased salivation, rectal hemorrhage, stomatitis, tenesmus, ulcerative colitis, vomiting.


But other than that, I feel great.


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I just want 2C was'zzub.
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WSUstroker

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2004, 12:45:13 AM »
MI 2 AZ, I did the same thing, but it's ok, I had subway for dinner.
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L o G

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2004, 01:58:12 AM »
That is bad, would you like to join me and get a Mike's Hard Lemonaid.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell,
I WAIT AND BLEED.

Jeffrevs

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2004, 07:40:10 AM »
speaking of commercials and disclaimers...........and don't forget........"erections lasting for more than 4 hours should seek medical attention"!
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Fatboy8

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2004, 08:31:07 AM »
"You can't hit my clubs, my shaft is too stiff" Chris DiMarco, Ping endorsement or Viagra?
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kendog

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2004, 08:38:48 AM »
Jeff, how's a guy 'sposed to drive in that condition!!?? I know you've heard of "The Club" anti-theft device! lol
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kendog

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2004, 09:25:26 AM »
thanks "Oops, I crapped my pants"
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kendog
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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2004, 09:28:24 AM »
Along the same lines as Kendog....

Anybody interested in purchasing a Mercury Mistress?  Or a Love Toilet?

I'll let you know after I get my Happy Fun Ball.
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Ishmael

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2004, 09:32:15 AM »
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I'll let you know after I get my Happy Fun Ball.


Happy Fun Ball was great.  "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

Do you remember Big Red?  "He's big, big, big and he's red, red, red!"


MI 2 AZ

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2004, 10:28:25 AM »
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"He's big, big, big and he's red, red, red!"


Is that what she said?  
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Overhand

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2004, 10:33:21 AM »

It's a Trav-sham-mockery!
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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2004, 10:37:31 AM »
Rafael Palmeiro: Major League Baseball Player

"I take batting practice.
I take fielding practice.
I take Viagra."

Everytime I hear that commercial come on I cant help but laugh. He must get paid a lot of money to say those lines. Ouch. "Hey, Mr. Palmeiro, you dropped your DIGNITY!!!"


Slipknot, today is the day. Volume 3!
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Can't sleep, pins are laughing
Can't sleep, pins are laughing...

Hate those dreams where everything is good and when you wake up its all gone. I keep having a re-occuring one about me bowling GOOD!