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Rantings

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In praise of new guy...
« on: July 08, 2003, 11:13:44 PM »
Now I have never owned a dynothane ball, but I must say it is tempting just because of the fact the guy running the show gets out here and answers questions and tells you what is going on. He gets my vote for Bowling Ball Maker of the Year.

  This vote is for you Mr. Bowling Ball Maker....Others sit back and watch bowlers agonize of bowling ball selections and what they are suppose to do, not you Mr. Bowling Ball Maker, you go out seeking to meet your public and keep them informed. While other bowling ball makers take lunches, this bowling ball maker, answers the most mundane questions that can be asked just to please his customers. So once again, this vote is for you, Mr. Bowling Ball Maker.  

Just Ranting.
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Edited on 7/9/2003 2:40 PM

 

Rantings

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Re: In praise of new guy...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2003, 02:29:29 PM »
Actually I was thinking of Mr Bowling shoe giver-outer.
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Bjaardker

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Re: In praise of new guy...
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2003, 02:35:18 PM »
I agree.

New Guy & Mustang Guy are the number 1 reason that a Dynothane or Roto Grip will probably be then next NIB ball I buy.

Edited on 7/9/2003 3:42 PM

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Re: In praise of new guy...
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2003, 02:53:12 PM »
We should also thank Roger of Roto Grip.  He monitors the boards and answers many questions.
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MarvinsSkeleton

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Re: In praise of new guy...
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2003, 03:08:09 PM »
The Bud Light Commercials are priceless.  I love them.  I found a link with all of them.  I will list them here just to give everyone a laugh.

"Real American Heroes"

·   Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
·   Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
·   Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
·   Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
·   Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
·   Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
·   Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor
·   Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
·   Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
·   Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
·   Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
·   Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
·   Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
·   Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
·   Mr. Major League Infield  Raker
·   Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
·   Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller
·   Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
·   Mr. Pickled Pig's Feet Eater
·   Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
·   Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
·   Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
·   Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
·   Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
·   Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
·   Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
·   Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator

"Real Men of Genius"

·   Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
·   Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
·   Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
·   Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
·   Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
·   Mr. Company Computer Guy
·   Mr. Edible Underwear Inventor
·   Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
·   Mr. Giant Pink Inflatable Gorilla Maker
·   Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
·   Mr. Handlebar Moustache Wearer
·   Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
·   Mr. Horse Drawn Carriage Driver
·   Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
·   Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
·   Mr. Professional Figure Skater
·   Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
·   Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
·   Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
·   Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
·   Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
·   Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
·   Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
·   Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player

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MarvinsSkeleton

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Re: In praise of new guy...
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2003, 04:05:07 PM »
Click Here for the site where I found the list.  They have all of them in .mpg format if you want to take a listen
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