I come in to the alley with a wrist brace, a back brace, an ankle brace, a flak jacket for talking to liberals, a wig, 12 bowling balls, I have 7 other wrist braces hidden in my bag....3 types of tape, a bevel knife, a rasp, glue, finger inserts, sanding pads, polish, scotch brite pads.
3 new types of front tape inserts, 2 new types of rear tape inserts, custom thumbs, vinyl inserts and some balls drilled with no slugs or inserts for the thumbs. Oval, power lifts, finger holes only... reactive, particle and The new non particle particles.
I have the lowest average in the league for a first game by 25 pins and I am the only switcher in league. We get 2 to 3 practice balls a night and I usually take near 15 in tournament.
My average is 30 to 35 pins higher in tournies and the top lefty in our league asks me every week to be his partner in a 2nd game pot game doubles.
Wanna laugh?
REgards,
Luckylefty
PS there have been suggestions by the league that I come and bowl a game of practice before the league starts. I told em I'd consider it if they paid, but I don't have to...they could give this old fat switcher some more practice balls.
PPS when my teams get to league playoffs I often come in and bowl a precompetition warmup game but it's a hassle.
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Proud owner of a 140 first game average this year! Don't bowl me the second two games though! (two warm up balls in league..thanks proprietors)