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Mushtare Rules
« on: June 16, 2006, 02:27:02 PM »
Headlines on the local news confirms 2 900's for the wonder boy. History is made,let the games begin!!!!

 

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Re: Mushtare Rules
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2006, 10:37:45 PM »
wonder when this chode is gonna go on the tour with all them skillz??
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2006, 10:52:29 PM »
Hey man, this guy's got power. Raw power.

I mean, he's like 8 feet tall, 300 lbs, and made of solid gold. I believe he's got the potential to hang with the best of them. He might just be able to do it.


P.S. He can eat NIB bowling balls and poop them out with whatever drilling he wants.

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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 11:15:40 PM »
Odd how someone with that much talent bowls one 1 league, which is wear all his honor scores are at...
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 11:44:29 PM »
My stomach hurts.  I still never got an 800 approved from february for faulty paperwork from the league secretary.  A manager at the bowling alley said he'd look into it and "correct it" for me but it's been almost 5 months and still nothing.

Oh well I guess we have the answer to the age old question: "If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

....guess the answer is yes.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 11:47:29 PM »
this is by far the saddest day bowling has ever seen. What a disgrace to the game!!
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Re: Mushtare Rules
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2006, 12:02:46 AM »
This just in, Robert Mushtare has had a 905 three-game series approved!

Mushtare:"Well, I just started rolling the ball and the pins fell down. I had about 25 boards of area. Getting a 900 series isn't that tough, but those extra five pins were pretty hard to get."
Mushtare's father:"I knew he could do it. He's had several in practice. We're just so proud of him."
Mushtare:"Some people say its impossible, but it just took a little practice and some luck."
Mushtare says his next goal is to maintain a 300 league average for an entire season.

Edited on 6/17/2006 0:05 AM

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2006, 12:21:55 AM »
yeah, this will definetly help the sport of bowling.  way to go usbc, you've outdone yourselves this time.
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2006, 12:22:22 AM »
dude i threw up when i saw this (i was sick already but it made me sicker) this is rediculous and the USBC really has let us bowlers down, no more rings, no more free stuff for great honor scores, and approving those scores its just complete and utter garbage
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2006, 12:41:10 AM »
What city did this make the local "news" in?  Still nothing on Bowl.com, so I don't think anything is official.  Maybe they are just slow in updating the web site, but I don't think that's the case.

The "free" junior ring were discontinued because they had enough value to jeopardize the junior status.  Stop confusing the issues.  "Free" awards are still available.

And please, if you really want Mushtare's name to disappear, stop bringing it up in every joke.
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2006, 07:47:06 AM »
The usBS!!! has done away with youth awards because we only pay 16$ a year and at this rate Mushtare is going to break the bank... Anyway, it's unfortunately a joke, as is our sport and sanctioning body. I told my father as soon as he retires, we're going to buy a bowling alley and you guys will be talking about my pre-bowled 900's!!!
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2006, 08:11:27 AM »
I wonder if there has been a sizable dontation to the USBC from a certain cheating little brat's father. They will probably be breaking ground on the new Mushtare wing of the USBC headquarters soon.

This sickens me.

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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2006, 08:20:10 AM »
Why are there no averages listed for him anywhere on his member page on bowl.com?

This makes me ill.  I only want a stupid 700 and can't even shoot one! ::grumblegrumblestone8pingrumblegrumble::

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Re: Mushtare Rules
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2006, 08:50:55 AM »


Hi folks..

I'm not familiar with how www.bowl.com works.. We are though, in Denmark, familiar with the story about Robert Mushtare's "feats"..

So my question is, if the score is listed on the site, does that mean the score has been approved?

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Re: Mushtare Rules
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2006, 08:54:04 AM »
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So my question is, if the score is listed on the site, does that mean the score has been approved?

 


unfortunetly yes
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