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9andaWiggle

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Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« on: September 14, 2004, 05:20:45 AM »
Being a lefty, or being a sandbagger?

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2004, 01:23:54 PM »
We need a new forum for questions like this.  The "ASK HOSE" forum.
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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2004, 01:42:13 PM »
Lefties have little choice in what they are, sandbaggers do.

Sandbaggers win hands down as the blight on bowling.  
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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2004, 01:53:19 PM »

naw, 9~ can't help hisself either...
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MichiganBowling

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2004, 01:56:24 PM »
Ok, so what if a lefty sandbagged...(double negative?)
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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2004, 01:57:49 PM »
quote:
We need a new forum for questions like this.  The "ASK HOSE" forum.


I could just see it now:

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9andaWiggle

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2004, 01:58:30 PM »
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so what if a lefty sandbagged


I think that is a sin against nature...
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Overhand

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2004, 02:04:41 PM »

 
quote:
Ok, so what if a lefty sandbagged...(double negative?)


how would you know? *insert rimshot here
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A K A

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2004, 02:04:56 PM »
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quote:
so what if a lefty sandbagged


I think that is a sin against nature...
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A sin against nature......is that like a guy getting with a cow...like you said, under the right circumstances, you would do?  (From BBE)
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9andaWiggle

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2004, 02:08:32 PM »
No, being a lefty and sandbagging is much worse than making it with ol' Betsy!

MOO!


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The Hose

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2004, 02:08:47 PM »
Nicanor better watch out.  I'm booking 189 this year and will come to your hometown to bowl every handicap tournament.
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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2004, 02:14:11 PM »


...all polar bears are left handed.
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9andaWiggle

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2004, 02:15:18 PM »
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...all polar bears are left handed.


Yeah, but are they sandbaggers too?
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A K A

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2004, 02:17:03 PM »
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...all polar bears are left handed.
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Yes, I urinate on my ball...it doesn't give me better reaction or make my hands tougher.  It just makes me feel better.




Are their left hands orange by any chance?  That would be a big tip off !!
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MichiganBowling

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Re: Which is the greater offense against the game of bowling?
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2004, 02:27:12 PM »
he he he

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