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Necromancer

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Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« on: January 12, 2009, 02:40:55 AM »
Basically what you do is spread your hand wide and measure from the end of the thumb to the farthest distance across your hand to whatever finger produces the longest distance (usually thumb to ring finger produces best numbers unless you are an alien).

I measure at around 10.1".

(I could palm a basketball in the 3rd grade and thought I would go pro someday
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H: Brunswick Fury, Columbia 300 EPX T1
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RevZiLLa

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2009, 08:59:26 PM »
10 3/4
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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2009, 09:01:07 PM »
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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2009, 01:23:59 AM »
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Just thought I would say that I can bench 500 squat 1000 and dead lift 1400. Also my hand is 17 inches across and I can palm a VW Bug. Also I am biggger in every way to everyone one here . I'm so bigg I have to use an extra g! Clearly you all are just lesser men and should just go home. Oh, also, I get 600 RPM and throw the ball 27 MPH on my strike ball. I once clocked a 48 MPH spare ball...


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Please, you're a midget compared to me.  I'm 7'4", 525lbs.  I been training 2o hours a day lifting big old cars and big bails of hay
and I run 10,000 miles every morning I drink water 20 gallons a pop and I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block and 4 million sit ups...in a minute.... ..I ain't lying I did it
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I just didn't want to make you feel to inferior. I left out my best feets. I once belched and took out the dinning room wall. I also throw a 49 Lb ball made out of pure depleted uranium. I can also touch MC Hammer. Your move
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strikealot

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
but what is your tourny ave....
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bowlerdawg

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »
that made me laugh out loud
thank you very much i needed it



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Just thought I would say that I can bench 500 squat 1000 and dead lift 1400. Also my hand is 17 inches across and I can palm a VW Bug. Also I am biggger in every way to everyone one here . I'm so bigg I have to use an extra g! Clearly you all are just lesser men and should just go home. Oh, also, I get 600 RPM and throw the ball 27 MPH on my strike ball. I once clocked a 48 MPH spare ball...


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bowlerdawg

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2009, 09:40:21 PM »
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My handspan is OVER 9000


i pissed myself reading your profile there( neckRoMANcer )

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LuckyLefty

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2009, 10:03:59 PM »
post of the month!

REgards,

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DanH78

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »
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I just didn't want to make you feel to inferior. I left out my best feets. I once belched and took out the dinning room wall. I also throw a 49 Lb ball made out of pure depleted uranium. I can also touch MC Hammer. Your move
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49lb ball?  Please, that ain't nothing by a paper weight.  All my equipment is weapons grade plutonium.  I take dumps so huge that no toilet can handle them, I have to go out into the street and lift up a sewer grate.  Allanis Morrisette thinks I'm ironic.  Bad Bad Leroy Brown was written about me, but the name was changed because otherwise people would have been too scared to buy the record.
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vilecanards

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2009, 12:24:32 AM »
this thread is actually making me laugh... out loud!(rarely happens)
...stole the black off Michael??? you are the master!
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Locke

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2009, 12:28:28 AM »
I tugged on Superman's cape. I spit into the wind. I pulled the mask of the old Lone Ranger. And I messed around with Slim.

Also, as far as cars go, I drive a tank... with a flame job.
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bowlerdawg

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2009, 06:42:31 AM »
let me guess your rev rate is so fast, they actually have to lay out non-flammable oil for you, because you light the other stuff on fire right ?

not allowed to use a particle ball as you will turn the lanes into sawdust yeah.........i got ya'

im still laughing ........
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BowlingWolf

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2009, 07:53:59 AM »
neckRoMANcer,

But where is your signature?


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bowlerdawg

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Re: Who Has the Biggest Hand Span Here?
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2009, 10:29:07 AM »
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It's okay. The wind from my 862 revs puts the fire out too.

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let me guess your rev rate is so fast, they actually have to lay out non-flammable oil for you, because you light the other stuff on fire right ?

not allowed to use a particle ball as you will turn the lanes into sawdust yeah.........i got ya'

im still laughing ........


thats why you are you, my brain is finite, and i could not see that
silly me
AWESOME YOU

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