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taige690

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wife bowled BAD!
« on: November 12, 2007, 12:21:25 PM »
please guys or gals Help me! She Is being Mean!
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mainzer

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 08:26:04 PM »
How? We now nothing about her.
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taige690

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 08:32:04 PM »
Main I simply asked her how she bowled and she darn near took
my head off. She is normally the sweetist thing on earth.
she carrys about 170 avg. and shot 397. Oh well Tommorowa
another day!
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chaos10187

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 08:44:20 PM »
Kick her in the head and tell her to get over it...

No seriously! When she is napping, just kick her in the head. I don't mean a wussy tap, no no, get some force behind it. Heres how it should play out.

PUNT!
Her: HEY WHAT THE HEL-
You: Get over it!

She will be so distraught and surprised by your sudden action that she will do nothing and subdue to your whims.

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chaos10187

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 08:46:41 PM »
... you mean your not going to punt her ear off? COMON! Alright alright, seriously. Take 40 bucks and get a coach for her.
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someguyintucson

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 08:52:08 PM »
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Flip her over and wrong hole her to let her know who's boss!



Ditto
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Hogsharley

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 09:05:44 PM »
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another300

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 10:15:35 AM »
Take his MAN card away!
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jls

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 10:54:36 AM »
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Main I simply asked her how she bowled and she darn near took
my head off. She is normally the sweetist thing on earth.
she carrys about 170 avg. and shot 397. Oh well Tommorowa
another day!



if your smart and want "you know what" anytime soon.

tell her that you heard the "lanes sucked", cause the oil machine was broken,
the shot was "screwed up",  cause the oil machine was broken.
the house sucks,  cause the oil machine was broken.

and of course you heard this from the PBA wan a bees!!!!!
and they should know.

therefore, tell miss sweettie,  that is wasn't her fault.

and if you get any "you know what"

no need to thank me.
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directdrill

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 10:57:40 AM »
JLS,

Is your advice coming from personal experience?  Sounds like good advice to me!
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Monster Pike

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 11:07:18 AM »
Yeah, be smart and take jls' advice.  It's always the house's fault.
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9andaWiggle

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2007, 11:12:26 AM »
I think you should give her a good SPANKING!

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jls

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Re: wife bowled BAD!
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2007, 11:35:43 AM »
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JLS,

Is your advice coming from personal experience?  Sounds like good advice to me!
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YES,  and the same thing applies if your wife plays golf.
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