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Phillip Marlowe

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Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« on: September 20, 2005, 03:27:35 AM »
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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 11:30:43 AM »
Ah yes, the Detonator Pro.  But Mr. Marlowe, did you know that you can now purchase the new Detonator Pro/GPS?  Or the DP/Gyro1?  Yes, indeed, it comes with built in guidance system (GPS or internal gyroscope) and is guaranteed to never miss the pocket.  Not, of course, that hitting the pocket is needed with this devastating lane wrecker.
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Phillip Marlowe

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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 11:32:51 AM »
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Ah yes, the Detonator Pro.  But Mr. Marlowe, did you know that you can now purchase the new Detonator Pro/GPS?  Or the DP/Gyro1?  Yes, indeed, it comes with built in guidance system (GPS or internal gyroscope) and is guaranteed to never miss the pocket.  Not, of course, that hitting the pocket is needed with this devastating lane wrecker.
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Nor does one need to throw hard and straight at corner pins....
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SrKegler

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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2005, 12:04:27 PM »
The only problem is you need 36 of them for each league nite.  This is the ultimate in ball death.
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Ragnar

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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 12:17:42 PM »
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The only problem is you need 36 of them for each league nite.  This is the ultimate in ball death.
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Talk about "blowing a hole in the pattern!!"
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TwoFourEightNineNine

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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 12:34:07 PM »
Wait, accuracy doesn't count anymore?
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Ragnar

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Re: Will the USBC Allow the Hardest Hitting Ball EVER
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 12:35:42 PM »
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Wait, accuracy doesn't count anymore?
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LOL!!
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