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snakes

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You know you bowl too much when........
« on: December 31, 2003, 09:21:43 AM »
1. you see different items around you fall down, and it reminds you of pin carry.
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Porkchop

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2004, 05:13:29 PM »
Bowlingkid, I bought a case of new pins from my local center.  I just asked the manager if she'd order me some.  She thought I was crazy, but she ordered them anyway.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2004, 05:16:52 PM »
Porkchop, with MY knowledge of building things, and your bowling pins and basement, we could have ourselves a shindig! IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE! hah
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Porkchop

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2004, 05:26:28 PM »
lol, kid!  One thing my wife and I want to do someday is to build a 2-lane alley in the house or at least in a different building off the house.  If and when we get it done, all my ballreviews.com friends will be invited over to practice!
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2004, 05:29:30 PM »
HOLY CRAP! Man you really must have picked a winner! But seriously, thats freekin awesome! I want to do that some day, most likely a VERY far off day, since 1)Im poor, HAHA, and 2) Im 15 and I dont think my mom would let me build one
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Porkchop

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2004, 05:33:39 PM »
kid, be smart.  Go to college like my wife and have the opportunity to make good money.  Lanes aren't cheap!  One other thing may help.  Move out of mom's place!!!!
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TyLytle

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2004, 05:43:27 PM »
When walking, your left arm has a natural swing.. but your right arm as a follow through....

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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2004, 05:53:03 PM »
I think thats why I get yelled at Though learning angles in math can help!
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2004, 06:01:48 PM »
HAHA FroBro, I just remember I was walking around my bowling center one time, trying to figure out my swing, swinging my arm everywhere, and smacked some BIG fat guy in the stomach, i wuz like AHHHH o sry. I also smacked a guy in the back of the head. lol
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2004, 12:32:45 AM »
LMAO!!!!!! Im actually sitting here in my room laughing, Im gonna get yelled at its like 1:30 in the morning. LMAO! phew, nice to laugh like that every now nd then
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channel surfer

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2004, 12:39:23 AM »
1.) You know you bowl to much when you post on Ball Reviews..

For older audience:
2.) You knwo you bowl to much when your having sex, and you moan out drilling patterns and bowling balls.
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mumzie

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2004, 12:53:16 AM »
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...when you practice your approach any random time you are walking.

...when you call in sick to work, but show up that night (102 fever and all) for league.

...when your bowling bags double as luggage for non-bowling (what's that???) vacations.

...when you tape football to watch the PBA show live.

...when your work e-mail password is the name of one of your bowling balls.

...when you buy pants based upon their "bowling comfort."

I may or may not be guilty of any or all of these...yeah right!!!



Lemme see - guilty of all of the above except I don't watch football. It's too boring. Bowling's a lot more exciting.

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what's a vacation? Isn't that a trip where I bowl somewhere I haven't bowled before???


and - last but not least - you know you bowl too much when you're forced to take 2 weeks off the game and you don't have anything to do or talk about.

And my tournament for this weekend got canceled because of weather. Sigh.


And of course - I KNOW I bowl too much when I'm on this site responding to other posts instead of being cuddled up watching the snow fly with my hubby...

Good night, all.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2004, 12:55:02 AM »

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2004, 12:55:37 AM »
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When you have posted on this topic more than twice. cough...bowlingkid..cough
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no1bucsfan

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2004, 12:57:56 AM »
You know you bowl to much when you go bowling with your wife, and any game over 200 is considered foreplay for sex.

Even worse is when you have sex with your wife and any time over 15 minutes is considered foreplay for bowling.


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justpar

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Re: You know you bowl too much when........
« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2004, 07:39:00 AM »
you bowl to much when you are delievering news papers and hitting the top step is a strike....lol
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