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BrianCRX90

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You might be a weak bowler if...
« on: January 05, 2007, 10:59:24 AM »
My take on Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck"

You might be a weak bowler if...

your two bag bowling ball has rollers and a handle on it

you use a wrist support that goes up to your elbow

you bowl 3 games of league and say "your tired"

you say "it's slick out there" and your not refering to the condition but the approaches

 

shelley

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 07:07:02 PM »
...if your name is Brian.

...you think that trying to get lined up for the next game at the expense of a game you've already lost is inexcusable

...if you can't remember the difference between "bag" and "ball".

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 07:23:13 PM »
BADA BING, BADA BOOM.

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 07:27:39 PM »
there is a left handed bowler on Wednesday nights that wears a robo-wrist support on his left AND right arms. Freakin retarded and don't even get me started about him wearing his USBC rings every night, his average is a smooth 180 and he is lucky to be at that!

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 07:28:15 PM »
I agree with the first 2 posters!
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Brutal Bowler

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 06:13:21 AM »
I use a two ball roller with a handle. Its called 'common sense' when i have to park around the back of the building & its much easier & quicker than carrying a 32lb bag with shoes & accessories on your shoulder.

I know a guy who uses a support all the way up his arm because it protects his tendons in his arm from being damaged.

I bowl 3 games of bowling on the night & sometimes i'm tired because i start work at 7am, finish at 5pm & then go to the gym for a 2hr workout.

Sometimes the approaches are very slick & dangerous because its like an ice rink. I always take a run up before bowling with a ball & if i find them slick then i will tell my team & the other team so they can take extra care & avoid being caught out & slipping over.

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My take on Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck"

You might be a weak bowler if...

your two bag bowling ball has rollers and a handle on it

you use a wrist support that goes up to your elbow

you bowl 3 games of league and say "your tired"

you say "it's slick out there" and your not refering to the condition but the approaches

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Re: You might be a weak bowler if...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 04:36:52 PM »
What's a two bag bowling ball?
I like the handle and wheels part though.

I feel weak for reading this.
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