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tisker

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You might have too many bowling balls when...
« on: January 30, 2004, 07:24:05 AM »
I poked my head into the pro shop to see how a plug and redrill was going on my new toy and, as I walk out, the pro shop guy said, "Hey, don't you have another ball back here?"  

I HAD TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT.  

Thats it.  No more new stuff.  Not even "new" used stuff.
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Chazman819

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2004, 10:45:58 PM »
it's sad when my pro shop guy calls me at work and tells me what he just got in and he has one in the back for me....

I guess it doesn't help that I go along and get it
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tisker

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2004, 11:00:52 PM »
A ball with only five games on it....I'LL BUY IT!!!!

Oh wait....never mind.
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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 11:43:03 PM »
when you color coordinate your balls with your bag choice.
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TOON

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2004, 12:11:22 AM »
When you have to move some of yours out of the pro shop so you can work on someone elses, LOL!!!
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grunt

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2004, 12:30:30 AM »
I have to use a computerized inventory system.
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Re-Evolution

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2004, 01:08:41 AM »
When you have to use a truck to haul all your balls.
My truck and a friend's equipment.
13 balls loose
1 6 ball roller
1 4 ball roller
2 3 ball rollers
for a grand total of 29
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2004, 11:39:04 AM »
You know you have too many balls when you use your first 8# ball for your paper weight at work.
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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2004, 12:03:24 PM »
When you can border your 50'x100' garden with the new and used bowling balls you are not currently using!
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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2004, 12:08:17 PM »
...when your car's backend rides really really low and bottoms out on bouncy hills...
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axeweldr

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2004, 12:17:25 PM »
When you turn to ebay, and auction off 35 balls, and people ask you where your shop is.  You tell them that you are just a bowler, and they think you are crazy.
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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2004, 12:37:28 PM »
when your mother in law requests a room build in your house (with her footing the bill ). so she don't have to look at all the stuff she help with. (spoiled by your mother in law don't YOU ALL WISH ((I am)) because she cant walk around the living room with out running into bowling balls .
we both bowl and so do the kids
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tisker

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2004, 12:50:47 PM »
So far axeweldr has the funniest post.  The sad part (for me, anyway) is it was a black messenger that I traded for from him that was in the pro shop.




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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2004, 02:01:02 PM »
When you don't remember whether you gave a ball away or lost it.
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Juggernaut

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2004, 02:33:46 PM »
When the biggest deduction on your income tax is the balls you donated to the junior leagues at 25% of purchase price!
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