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mumzie

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YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« on: December 09, 2005, 03:41:17 AM »
Tessatore in the Booth
Joe Tessatore will fill in for Dave Ryan this Sunday’s during the live ESPN televised finals of the 2005 Keystone State Championship. Ryan, who will miss this week due to another commitment, will return to his play-by-play duties next week.

http://www.pba.com/news/features.asp?ID=4276

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 04:12:04 PM »
how many feet to success?...im LOST!!
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 04:17:04 PM »
No......Crocodile Raaannndddyyy???  

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 04:29:48 PM »
As long as we get to here Randy say- "that shot was just sick!!"
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 04:30:50 PM »
Check out the versatility in Dave's Mic Work!

"Boy WAS HE EVER LIGHT on that shot" (On every shot that goes light)
"Boy WAS HE EVER HIGH on that shot" (On every shot that goes high)
"Boy DOES HE EVER bring it on the spate shot" (On Eugene McCune)
"Boy DOES HE EVER bring the intensity to a match" (on Jason Couch)

Why hasn't he won an ESPY?!!!!!!!
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mumzie

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 04:37:26 PM »
No, Ramtart - you're wrong. He'll quite often say "light" when the hit was through the nose, and vice versa...
To quote Mark Twain:
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"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

 

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 04:44:00 PM »
mumzie..thanks for the correction! Did I give Dave too much credit?

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 04:44:27 PM »
Jim Rome or Dave Ryan...which one would be worse as a bowling commentator?  One that knows nothing about bowling and admits it or one that knows nothing about bowling and describes it?
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mumzie

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 05:13:21 PM »
Is "none of the above" an appropriate choice?

Learning the basics of bowling terminology is NOT rocket science. Seems that there could be an online course of the most basic stuff - if the "common tater" can't pass the test at the end, they don't get the check.

How many advertisers and tour sponsors would there be if they knew that half of us watch with no sound?
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 07:57:37 PM »
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As long as we get to here Randy say- "that shot was just sick!!"
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LOL

Also, I bet we'll hear another Randyism: "The lanes are goofy"
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 08:04:28 PM »
All hope isn't lost guys.  We still have Randy and he has a LOT of Mantelligence.
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 08:15:02 PM »
I vote for Dennis Miller to the booth like they did for Monday Night Football J/K!!!  I remember when a team was down like 28-0 in the fourth quarter and the QB had just completed a pass of more than 10 yards and finally got a first down.  Dennis' comment was, "I see they have abandoned the prevent offense."  Outside of the movie "40 Year Old Virgin", I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2005, 06:27:42 AM »
Hey TWOHAND, I believe that game was our lowly Detroit Lions getting smashed by the Rams 35-0!  I watched that debacle on tv, and Miller was pretty funny.  I tried to laugh between sobs...

That was also the game where people were chanting "We want Batch!" (backup QB) and cheered wildly as he was brought in and led the team downfield.  After Dre Bly picked off a pass for a TD though, the crowd began chanting "Let's Go Red Wings" which really got the announce team laughing lol

Im glad we get no Dave Ryan, but I hope Norm Duke stops in since he isn't competing.  I love listening to him talk bowling.  Randy Pedersen, I think the guy is a total jerk, but I have to admit I like his color commentary.  He dumbs it down enough to understand for novices, but keeps it entertaining and intelligent enough to enjoy.
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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2005, 06:34:12 AM »
Could this really mean Dave Ryan is on the outs???

Does he *really* have a prior engagement????

We'll see.

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Re: YOOHOO!!! No Dave Ryan this week!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2005, 12:54:37 PM »
According to the PBA board he is doing a Ping Pong tournament. Mabey that's what happened last year..I don't know if this is true or a joke. I do know there is a huge Ping Pong tournament I think in China that is equiviant to the US Open of bowling.
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