Mine is going to be longer, cuz I enjoy this
T'was the night before Christmas
and Santa was perplexed,
See, Timmy wanted a great bowling ball,
One better than the rest.
Santa he searched, online and in stores,
He snuck in the pro shop, while the owner he snored.
Santa flipped through the logs, and looked on the shelves,
He decided to drill up a Black Out using the PAP of one of his elves.
3 3/8", with the pin under ring
The pins they went soaring
Santa was shocked, he'd never seen such a thing.
12 strikes in row later, the elf, shouted with glee,
Bring Timmy a Seismic, but keep this one for me!
Merry Christmas All!
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Ahhh Disco Biscuits!