Guys and Gals,

We are having a little Christmas competition especially for the good people on Ballreviews.  The winner will receive a free Seismic bowling ball of their choice.

Here is the competition...

Everybody loves a limerick.  Come up with the best, funniest, most original, or weirdest bowling related limerick, and you will win a free bowling ball!  Give your limerick a Seismic twist and you will give yourself a big advantage!

Closing date for entries will be midnight (per ballreviews time) on Christmas Eve, when the staff at Seismic Bowling will vote for their favourite.  The winner will then be announced here on Ballreviews on Christmas day to give you an extra special present!  

If you have not thrown Seismic products before here is your chance to show of your poetic talents and maybe win one!

Post entries in this thread or via PM.

Have fun and Merry Christmas!

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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com

Edited on 12/19/2010 8:55 PM

He plays with his balls in the pocket
He said u ain't tried it don't knock it
He stroked it out right
It was a good night
With seismic these lanes just can't stop it

Yes got your entry Stickz, thanks!

Ryan
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com

Edited on 12/22/2010 10:22 AM

In a house where the carry was awful

 an 800 was almost un-lawful

 but it came and came quick

 cause he threw a Seismic

 now his wallet and pockets are all full.
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Good transactions list in my profile

The bowlers heard sounds like loud thunder

 "Were there storms rolling in" they did wonder

 then they saw the pins fall

 and his new Seismic ball

 and they knew that their pockets he'd plunder.
 
 

 


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Good transactions list in my profile

There once was a house hack in Nantucket
who left ten pin after ten pins and bucket
after throwing his seismic
as said with a grin, "all the ten pins can suck it."


i will try again later after i try to clean up the other ones i made up
and without knowing i think i copied someone else''s
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Kevin Smith
Brunswick Advisory Staff Member
www.bowlwithbrunswick.com
www.sterlingbowl.com


Edited on 12/24/2010 5:05 AM

Edited on 12/24/2010 5:06 AM

Like an earthquake, the lane shook
From the bowling balls' mighty hook
I spied to see what this could possibly be
Were my eyes playing tricks
Oh! It was the SEISMIC.

There was a young bowler in tears
His opponents were kicking his rear
To the pro shop he went
A few dollars he spent
His new Seismic made him cheer!!!